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GameTales of Maj'Eyal: Age of Ascendancy 1.6.7
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Ashes of Urh'Rok 1.6.7

Official Expansion!

Many in Maj'Eyal have heard of "demons", sadistic creatures who appear seemingly from nowhere, leaving a trail of suffering and destruction whereever they go. Their Fearscape floats far above the skies, watching and waiting, but not idly; their agents scout the land, their legions build up their forces, and their scholars develop new spells and strategies. As the barrier between our worlds begins to crack under their scrutiny, helpless Eyalites have begun to disappear, whisked up to serve as their slaves and playthings. They imbue these victims with magical powers to better survive the ensuing stresses - can you use your new-found abilities to escape the legions of Mal'Rok?

Features:

  • Start with a new class, the Doombringer! These avatars of demonic destruction charge into battle with massive two-handed weapons, cutting swaths of firey devastation through hordes of opponents. Armed with flame magic and demonic strength, they delight in fighting against overwhelming odds, softening up the crowd with waves of fire, then feeding on the flames and suffering of their surroundings to stay alive while quickly reducing any group to a pile of ash and gore.
  • Unlock a new class, the Demonologist, with an all-new item enhancement mechanic! Bearing a shield and the magic of the Spellblaze itself, these melee-fighting casters can grow demonic seeds from their fallen enemies. Imbue these seeds onto your items to gain a wide array of new talents and passive benefits, and summon the demons within them to fight on your side! Ever looked at a gigantic demon-cursed minotaur and wished it was on your side for once? Well, now you CAN summon one to pound your foes into paste while you cast devastating spells from afar, or call forth a squad of Fire Imps to pelt your enemies to death while they exhaust themselves on your impenetrable defenses! Demons have persistent health, making them a little more precious than disposable necromancer skeletons or summoner beasts, but can be revived from death nonetheless.
  • Two new zones, with all-new art, foes, and bosses! You've seen the plains of the Fearscape before, now see the lairs and headquarters of the demons themselves!
  • Over 10,000 words of written lore to find! The demons were once an enlightened, peaceful race, hailing from a distant planet known as Mal'Rok; learn what drove them to plot Eyal's eternal torture! Discover monuments to each of the demonic species and noteworthy individuals, showing the place of honor each has among them! Get a glimpse into the culture and daily lives of these sadistic invaders and their brainwashed thralls!
  • Unlock a new race, Doomelves: Shalore who've taken to the demonic alterations especially well, corrupting their typical abilities into a darker form. Blink away to safety, transform into a shadowy dúathedlen to hide in the shadows or prey on your foes with blasts of darkness, use your new resilience to soak up status effects and critical hits, and assault your enemies' minds to leave them unsteady in combat!
  • Between the aforementioned classes and Doomelves, a whopping 75 new talents!
  • Unlock two new cosmetic options! You know you've always wanted demon-horns.
  • Two new events, appearing anywhere in Eyal!
  • 20 new artifacts, with unique and interesting effects. Collect the Obsidian Treasures to amass more and more power! Slip your hands into the Will of Ul'Gruth and watch your sweeping blows smash down walls! Wear a giant hideous hell-mouth as a fashionable belt!
  • 7 new achievements! Conquer the worst Urh'Rok's forces can throw at you, and hang their metaphorical skulls from your profile page!

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Embers of Rage 1.6.7

Official Expansion!

One year has passed since the one the Orcs call the "Scourge from the West" came and single-handedly crushed the Orc Prides of Grushnak, Vor, Gorbat, and Rak'Shor.  The Allied Kingdoms, now linked by farportal to their distant, long-lost Sunwall allies, have helped them conquer most of Var'Eyal.  The few remnants of the ravaged Prides are caged...  but one Pride remains.  Kruk Pride, isolated on an island, is the last orcish settlement that stands; they, too, face their impending doom.  The Sunwall has blockaded the only exit point from the island, and now, the technologically advanced civilization of Steam Giants have come down from the mountains to take their homeland with machines and weaponry unlike anything else on Eyal.  Kruk Pride has reverse-engineered their technology before; their only hope is to do it again and rise up against the Pride's foes.
 

Features:

  • Explore a whole new campaign from level 1 to 50, one year after the events of the original Tales of Maj'Eyal campaign. Liberate the Orcs (or die trying) by rising up against the Sunwall, the Steam Giants of Atmos, and other dangers that may lie in wait...
  • Play as one of three new races: the battle-hardened Orcs, the brutal Yetis, and the unstoppable Whitehooves. Discover their stories, their pains, their hopes... and their awesome racial powers!
  • Risk your life in over 20 unique zones! Explore the ruins of a lost city, lay siege to the Sunwall forces at the Gates of Morning, and raid the Steam Giants' mining quarry - each has its own unique foes and hazards, leading each to feel and play different from the others.
  • Play as one of the four new tinker classes: Gunslingers, Sawbutchers, Psyshots and Annihilators! Plus a class evolution: Technomancers! Crush and rend your foes with heavy metal, electrocute and immolate them with your gadgets, charge across the battlefield or nimbly strafe in style - each plays differently, and none provide any shortage of ways to slay your foes.
  • Master steam technology to build powerful tinkers to augment your equipment. Need to close in a bit quicker? Turn your boots into rocket boots! Having a hard time deciding whether to shoot someone or stab them? Build a Hand Cannon into your gloves, or deploy a Weapon Automaton to do the stabbing for you! If you have a problem, steamtech has a solution, usually involving explosions; with over 80 different powerful contraptions to craft, enjoy unparalleled versatility and trying something different with every playthrough.
  • Master the tactical uses of over 140 talents! Fire bouncing trick-shots and psychic-infused shots, use your steamsaws as shields or wheels, terrify your foes with long mechanical arms - there are no "boring" talents here, everything has its own special applications and properties!
  • Use advanced technology in the world of Eyal! Burrow through sand, plant bombs to destroy tunnels, and discover that you aren't alone in using it...
  • Infusions and runes are for puny humans; implant new medical injectors to pump an array of experimental chemicals into your body! Injectors can use any (infinitely reusable) salve in your inventory as long as they're off their cooldown, giving you versatility you've wished you could get with a couple of inscriptions.
  • Loot over 70 new and powerful artifacts. Pump lead into foes with big guns, quick guns, and explosive guns! Shred them with saws that maim, saws that thirst for blood, and saws that aren't really saws! Violate common sense by strapping a rocket to your back and calling it a jetpack!
  • Enjoy dying in horrible and exotic ways at the hands (or claws, jaws, guns...) of over 140 new creatures! Not mere piles of stats and chain-stuns, these foes will provide unique challenges - suffer the Sunwall's newest cosmic spells, the new breeds of ritches that infest and multiply, the Steam Giants' elaborate defense systems, and find new strategies to adapt to each!
  • Earn a trunkload of achievements! Have your accomplishments recognized for liberating the Orcish people, displaying exceptional mercy or cruelty, or showing your prowess with impressive feats! Give a boss a fate worse than death, show Sunwall forces how frustrating it is to fight a Radiant Horror as a paladin, come out on top against impossible odds, display a suicidal lack of situational awareness, and wear a badge of pride or shame for each!
  • Read roughly 27,000 words of new lore to immerse yourself in the world! Learn how things have changed since the Scourge's campaign, feel hatred and/or pity for your foes, uncover grand schemes and sinister plots, and notice the elaborate connections between Var'Eyal's numerous factions. Every zone has a story behind it, and every story ties into a bigger picture; enjoy a tale of horror and humor, of intrigue and glory, of despair and hope.
  • Earn the right to use the classic (and Ashes of Urh'Rok) classes in Embers of Rage, and the new tinker classes in Maj'Eyal! Play a Brawler in the East to fulfill your life-long dream of suplexing an entire nation of giants, or play a Sawbutcher in Maj'Eyal to shred through Dreadfell in a whirlwind of sawblades and steam!
Embers of Rage 1.6.7
CampaignMaj'Eyal
ModeInsane Roguelike
SexFemale
RaceShalore
ClassTemporal Warden
Level / Exp7 / 50%
Sizemedium
Lifes / Deaths
Killed by thought-forged bowman at level 7 on the 9th Flare 122nd year of Ascendancy at 11:33
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Primary Stats

Strength10 (base 12)
Dexterity21 (base 16)
Constitution12 (base 10)
Magic32 (base 30)
Willpower19 (base 12)
Cunning11 (base 10)

Resources

Life-20/218
Paradox118
Healing Factor1.0164835164835
Regeneration39.287087912088

Speed

Mental0%
Attack0%
Movement0%
Spell0%
Global+121.32500596972%

Vision

Sight10
Lite1
See Stealth7
See Invisible5

Offense: Mainhand

Damage36
Accuracy43
Crit Chance5%
APR2
Speed1.00

Offense: Offhand

Damage14
Accuracy43
Crit Chance5%
APR5
Speed1.00

Offense: Spell

Spellpower27
Crit Chance1%
Speed1

Offense: Mind

Mindpower17
Crit Chance1%
Speed1

Offense: Damage Bonus

Temporal+7%
Acid+14%
Nature+3%
All0%

Offense: Damage Penetration

Cold+5%

Defense: Base

Armour (hardiness)4 (30%)
Defense21
Ranged Defense21
Fatigue4
Physical Save7
Spell Save17
Mental Save16

Defense: Resistances

Acid+ 25%( 70%)
Light+ 10%( 70%)
Temporal+ 6%( 70%)
Darkness+ 10%( 70%)
Physical+ 3%( 70%)
Fire+ 16%( 70%)
All 0%( 70%)

Defense: Immunities

Instadeath Resistance100%
Disarm Resistance20%

Inscriptions (3/3)

Runes
Effective talent level: 1.0
Use mode: Activated
Range: melee/personal
Cooldown: 16
Travel Speed: instantaneous
Usage Speed: Instant (0% of a turn)
Is: a spell
Description: Activate the rune to create a protective shield absorbing at most 100 damage for 5 turns.
Rune: Shielding
Runes
Effective talent level: 1.0
Use mode: Activated
Range: melee/personal
Cooldown: 20
Travel Speed: instantaneous
Usage Speed: Instant (0% of a turn)
Is: a spell
Description: Activate the rune to instantly dissipate the energy of your ailments, cleansing all cross tier effects and 1 physical, mental, and magical effect.
You use the dissipated energy to create a shield lasting 3 turns and blocking 50 damage per debuff cleansed (not counting cross-tier ones).
If there were only cross-tier effects to cleanse, no shield is created and the rune goes on a 75% reduced cooldown.
Rune: Shatter Afflictions
Infusions
Effective talent level: 1.0
Use mode: Activated
Range: melee/personal
Cooldown: 14
Travel Speed: instantaneous
Usage Speed: Standard (100% of a turn)
Is: a nature gift
Description: Activate the infusion to heal yourself for 192 life over 5 turns.
Its effects scale with your Strength stat.
Infusion: Regeneration

Class Talents

Chronomancy / Bow Threading1.30
  • Effective talent level: 1.3
    Use mode: Activated
    Paradox cost: 4
    Range: 6
    Cooldown: 6
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Archery (100% of a turn)
    Is: a spell
    Description: Fire an arrow for 71% weapon damage and call up to 2 wardens, depending on available space, that will each fire a single arrow before returning to their timelines.
    The wardens are out of phase with normal reality and deal 50% less damage but shoot through friendly targets. All your arrows, including arrows from Shoot and other talents, now phase through friendly targets without causing them harm.

    Bow Threading talents will freely swap to your bow when activated if you have one in your secondary slot. You may use the Shoot talent in a similar manner.
    Arrow Stitching
1/5
  • Effective talent level: 5.2
    Use mode: Activated
    Paradox cost: 9
    Range: 6
    Cooldown: 10
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Archery (100% of a turn)
    Is: a spell
    Description: Fire an arrow for 151% weapon damage. When the arrow reaches its destination or hits a target it will draw in all other targets in a radius of 3 and inflict 85.56 physical damage.
    Each target moved beyond the first increases the damage 10.69 (up to 42.78 bonus damage).
    Targets take reduced damage the further they are from the epicenter (20% less per tile).
    The additional damage scales with your Spellpower.
    Singularity Arrow
4/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Paradox cost: 6
    Range: 6
    Cooldown: 12
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Archery (100% of a turn)
    Is: a spell
    Description: Over the next 2 turns you'll fire up to 2 arrows at this target from this location, each dealing 50% weapon damage to the target.
    These shots do not consume ammo.
    Arrow Echoes
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Is: a spell
    Description: Your arrows now tune your Paradox -2.48 points towards your preferred Paradox on hit.
    Arrow Threading
0/5
Chronomancy / Speed Control1.30
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Is: a spell
    Description: When you move you gain 0% movement speed for 1 turns. This effect stacks up to three times but can only occur once per turn.
    Celerity
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Is: a spell
    Description: When you use a non-instant chronomancy spell you gain 0% attack, spell, and mind speed for 1 turns. This effect stacks up to three times but can only occur once per turn.
    Time Dilation
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Paradox cost: 10
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 24
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Instant (0% of a turn)
    Is: a spell
    Description: Increases your global speed by 0% for 3 game turns.
    Haste
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Paradox cost: 24
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 60
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Instant (0% of a turn)
    Is: a spell
    Description: Gain 1 turns. During this time your damage will be reduced by 100%.
    Time Stop
0/5
Chronomancy / Spacetime Folding1.30
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Is: a spell
    Description: Learn to lay Warp Mines in a radius of 1. Warp Mines teleport targets that trigger them either toward you or away from you depending on the type of mine used and inflict 3.01 physical and 3.22 temporal (warp) damage.
    The mines are hidden traps (1 detection and 1 disarm power based on your Magic), last for 1 turns, and each have a ten turn cooldown.
    Investing in this talent improves the range of all Spacetime Folding talents and the damage caused by your Warp Mines will improve with your Spellpower.

    Current Spacetime Folding Range: 3
    Warp Mines
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Paradox cost: 6
    Range: 3
    Cooldown: 8
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
    Is: a spell
    Description: Tether the target to the location for 2 turns.
    Each turn the target has a 15% chance per tile it's travelled away from the tether to be teleported back, inflicting 3.01 physical and 3.22 temporal (warp) damage to all enemies in a radius of 0 at both the entrance and exit locations.
    The damage will scale with your Spellpower.
    Spatial Tether
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Paradox cost: 6
    Range: 3
    Cooldown: 4
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Instant (0% of a turn)
    Is: a spell
    Description: Randomly teleports all enemies within a radius of three. Enemies will be teleported between 2 and 3 tiles from you and may be stunned, blinded, confused, or pinned for 1 turns.
    The chance of teleportion will scale with your Spellpower.
    Banish
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Paradox cost: 10
    Range: 3
    Cooldown: 10
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
    Is: a spell
    Description: Create a radius three anti-teleport field for 1 turns and daze all enemies in the area of effect for two turns.
    Enemies attempting to teleport while anchored take 3.48 physical and 3.72 temporal (warp) damage.
    The damage will scale with your Spellpower.
    Dimensional Anchor
0/5
Chronomancy / Temporal Combat1.30
  • Effective talent level: 1.3
    Use mode: Sustained
    Sustain paradox cost: 12
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 10
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
    Is: a spell
    Description: Folds a single dimension of your weapons (or ammo) upon itself, adding 9.72 temporal damage to your strikes.
    Additionally you have a 14% chance to gain 10% of a turn when your weapons hit.
    The damage will scale with your Spellpower.
    Weapon Folding
1/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Paradox cost: 6
    Range: melee/personal
    Fixed Cooldown: 24
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
    Is: a spell
    Description: For the next 1 turns, you recover 1.1 life and talents without fixed cooldowns will have their cooldowns refresh twice as fast as usual.
    The life regeneration will scale with your Spellpower.
    Invigorate
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Cooldown: 8
    Is: a spell
    Description: You now have a -15% chance to Fold Fate, Gravity, or Warp into your Weapon Folding damage.

    Fold Fate: Deals 7.49 temporal damage to enemies in a radius of 1. Affected targets may lose 30% physical and temporal resistance for 1 turns.
    Fold Warp: Deals 3.50 physical and 3.75 temporal damage to enemies in a radius of 1. Affected targets may be stunned, blinded, confused, or pinned for 1 turns.
    Fold Gravity: Deals 7.00 physical damage to enemies in a radius of 1. Affected targets will be slowed (30%) for 1 turns.

    Each Fold has an eight turn cooldown. If an effect would be triggered while on cooldown it will reduce the cooldown of the other two Folds by one turn.
    Weapon Manifold
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Paradox cost: 6
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 8
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Weapon (100% of a turn)
    Is: a spell
    Description: Attack the target with either your ranged or melee weapons for 100% damage.
    If the attack hits you'll breach the target's immunities, reducing armor hardiness, stun, pin, blindness, and confusion immunity by 50% for 1 turns.
    Breach chance scales with your Spellpower.
    Breach
0/5
Chronomancy / Temporal Guardian1.30
  • Effective talent level: 3.9
    Use mode: Passive
    Is: a spell
    Description: Increases weapon damage by 59% and physical power by 30 when using swords, axes, maces, knives, or bows.
    You now also use your Magic in place of Strength when equipping weapons and ammo as well as when calculating weapon damage.
    These bonuses override rather than stack with weapon mastery, dagger mastery, and bow mastery.
    Strength of Purpose
3/5
  • Effective talent level: 1.3
    Use mode: Passive
    Cooldown: 10
    Is: a spell
    Description: When a single hit deals more than 26% of your maximum life another you appears and takes 28% of the damage as well as 14% of all damage you take for the next 1 turns.
    The clone is out of phase with this reality and deals 50% less damage but its arrows will pass through friendly targets.
    This talent has a cooldown.
    Guardian Unity
1/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Is: a spell
    Description: Improves your capacity to see invisible foes by +2 and to see through stealth by +2. Additionally you have a -15% chance to recover from a single negative status effect each turn.
    Sense abilities will scale with your Magic stat.
    Vigilance
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Paradox cost: 5
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 6
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Weapon (100% of a turn)
    Is: a spell
    Description: Attack the target with either your ranged or melee weapons for 120% weapon damage. For the next 5 turns random targeting, such as from Blink Blade and Warden's Call, will focus on this target.
    Attacks against this target gain -15% critical chance and critical strike power while you take -15% less damage from all enemies whose rank is lower then that of your focus target.
    Warden's Focus
0/5
Chronomancy / Blade Threading1.30
  • Effective talent level: 1.3
    Use mode: Activated
    Paradox cost: 4
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 6
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Weapon (100% of a turn)
    Is: a spell
    Description: Attack with your melee weapons for 151% weapon damage as physical and temporal (warp) damage. If either attack hits you may stun, blind, pin, or confuse the target for 1 turns.

    Blade Threading talents will freely swap to your dual-weapons when activated if you have them in your secondary slots. Additionally you may use the Attack talent in a similar manner.
    Warp Blade
1/5
  • Effective talent level: 1.3
    Use mode: Activated
    Paradox cost: 6
    Range: 5
    Cooldown: 8
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Weapon (100% of a turn)
    Is: a spell
    Description: Teleport to the target and attack with your melee weapons for 71% damage. Then teleport next to a second random enemy, attacking for 71% damage.
    Blink Blade can hit the same target multiple times.
    Blink Blade
1/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Paradox cost: 9
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 12
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Weapon (100% of a turn)
    Is: a spell
    Description: Attack up to three adjacent targets for 100% weapon damage. If any attack hits you'll create a temporal shear dealing 6.44 temporal damage in a radius 3 cone.
    Each target you hit with your weapons beyond the first increases the damage of the shear by 25%. Targets reduced below 20% of maximum life by the shear may be instantly slain.
    The cone damage improves with your Spellpower.
    Blade Shear
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Is: a spell
    Description: While dual-wielding you have a -15% chance of completely parrying melee attacks made against you.
    Blade Ward
0/5

Generic Talents

Chronomancy / Chronomancy1.30
  • Effective talent level: 1.3
    Use mode: Activated
    Paradox cost: 5
    Range: 13
    Cooldown: 20
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
    Is: a spell
    Description: You peer into the future, sensing creatures and traps in a radius of 13 for 1 turns.
    If you know Foresight you'll gain additional defense and chance to shrug off critical hits (equal to your Foresight bonuses) while Precognition is active.
    Precognition
1/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Is: a spell
    Description: Gain 2 defense and 0% chance to shrug off critical hits.
    If you have Precognition or See the Threads active these bonuses will be added to those effects, granting additional defense and chance to shrug off critical hits.
    These bonuses scale with your Magic stat.
    Foresight
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Sustained
    Sustain paradox cost: 36
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 50
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
    Is: a spell
    Description: Choose an activatable spell that affects only you, does not require a target, and does not have a fixed cooldown. When you take damage that reduces your life below 16% the spell will automatically cast.
    This spell will cast even if it is currently on cooldown, will not consume a turn or resources, and uses the talent level of Contingency or its own, whichever is lower.
    This effect can only occur once every 50 turns and takes place after the damage is resolved.

    Current Contingency Spell: None
    Contingency
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Paradox cost: 12
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 50
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
    Is: a spell
    Description: You peer into three possible futures, allowing you to explore each for 1 turns. When the effect expires, you'll choose which of the three futures becomes your present.
    If you know Foresight you'll gain additional defense and chance to shrug off critical hits (equal to your Foresight values) while See the Threads is active.
    This spell splits the timeline. Attempting to use another spell that also splits the timeline while this effect is active will be unsuccessful.
    If you die in any thread you'll revert the timeline to the point when you first cast the spell and the effect will end.
    This spell may only be used once per zone level.
    See the Threads
0/5
Chronomancy / Spacetime Weaving1.30
  • Effective talent level: 3.9
    Use mode: Activated
    Paradox cost: 5
    Range: 8
    Cooldown: 10
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Instant (0% of a turn)
    Is: a spell
    Description: Teleports you to up to 8 tiles away, to a targeted location in line of sight.
    At talent level 5 you may swap positions with a target creature.
    Dimensional Step
3/5
  • Effective talent level: 3.9
    Use mode: Passive
    Is: a spell
    Description: When you teleport you reduce the duration of a single detrimental effect by 4 turns.
    Dimensional Shift
3/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Paradox cost: 5
    Range: 10
    Cooldown: 10
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
    Is: a spell
    Description: You fold the space between yourself and a second point within a range of 10, creating a pair of wormholes. Any creature stepping on either wormhole will be teleported near the other (radius 13 accuracy).
    The wormholes will last 1 turns and must be placed at least two tiles apart.
    The chance of teleporting enemies will scale with your Spellpower.
    Wormhole
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Sustained
    Sustain paradox cost: 36
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 10
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
    Is: a spell
    Description: When you teleport you fire a pulse that jolts enemies out of phase in a radius of 0 around both the start and the destination point.
    Each target has a 2% chance per tile you travelled to be stunned, blinded, confused, or pinned for 1 turns.
    Phase Pulse
0/5
Race / Shalore1.00
  • Effective talent level: 1.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 46
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Instant (0% of a turn)
    Is: a spell
    Description: Call upon the grace of the Eternals to increase your global speed by 21% for 5 turns.
    The speed bonus will increase with your Dexterity or Magic (whichever is higher).
    Grace of the Eternals
1/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Is: a spell
    Description: Reality bends slightly in the presence of a Shaloren due to their inherent magical nature.
    Increases critical chance by 1% and critical strike power by 0%.
    Magic of the Eternals
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Sustained
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 61
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Instant (0% of a turn)
    Is: a spell
    Description: As the only immortal race of Eyal, Shaloren have learnt over the long years to use their innate inner magic to protect themselves.
    12% chance to become invisible (power 14) for 5 turns when hit by a blow doing at least 10% of your total life.
    Secrets of the Eternals
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Range: melee/personal
    Fixed Cooldown: 50
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Instant (0% of a turn)
    Is: a spell
    Description: The world grows old as you stand through the ages. To you, time is different.
    Reduces the time remaining on detrimental effects by 2, most cooling down talents by 1, and increases the time remaining on beneficial effects by 1 (up to 2 times the current duration).
    Timeless
0/5
Technique / Combat training1.30
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: Your skin becomes more resilient to damage. Increases resistance to all damage by 0.1%.
    Thick Skin
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: You become better at using your armour to deflect blows and protect your vital areas. Increases Armour value by 0, Armour hardiness by 0%, and reduces the chance melee or ranged attacks critically hit you by 0% with your current body armour.
    (This talent only provides bonuses for heavy mail or massive plate armour.)
    At level 1, it allows you to wear heavy mail armour, gauntlets, helms, and heavy boots.
    At level 2, it allows you to wear shields.
    At level 3, it allows you to wear massive plate armour.
    Heavy Armour Training
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: You learn to maintain your agility and manage your combat posture while wearing light armour. When wearing armour no heavier than leather in your main body slot, you gain 4 Defense, 0% Armour hardiness, and 0% reduced Fatigue.
    In addition, when you step adjacent to a (visible) enemy, you use the juxtaposition to increase your total Defense by 2 for 2 turns.
    The Defense bonus scales with your Dexterity.
    Light Armour Training
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 2.6
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: Increases the accuracy of unarmed, melee and ranged weapons by 34.
    Combat Accuracy
2/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: Increases weapon damage by 0% and physical power by 30 when using swords, axes or maces.
    Weapons Mastery
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: Increases weapon damage by 0% and physical power by 30 when using daggers.
    Dagger Mastery
0/5

Effects

talent
Weapon Folding
detrimental effect
The target has recently taken distortion damage, is vulnerable to distortion effects, and has its physical resistance decreased by 2%.
Distortion
detrimental effect
The more you use runes, the longer they will take to recharge (+2 cooldowns).
Runic Saturation
detrimental effect
The more you use infusions, the longer they will take to recharge (+1 cooldowns).
Infusion Saturation
detrimental effect
Target is marked, leaving them vulnerable to marked shots.
Marked
beneficial effect
A flow of life spins around the target, regenerating 38.40 life per turn.
Regeneration
beneficial effect
Increases global action speed by 21%.
Speed

Quests

Ungrol of Last Hope asked you to look for his wife's friend Celia, who has been reported missing. She frequently visits her late husband's mausoleum, in the graveyard near Last Hope.
And now for a grave		active
You have heard that within the scintillating caves lie strange crystals imbued with Spellblaze energies.

There are also rumours of a renegade Shaloren camp to the west.

* You must explore the scintillating caves.
* You must explore the renegade Shaloren camp.
Echoes of the Spellblaze		active
The unhallowed morass is the name of the 'zone' surrounding Point Zero.
The temporal spiders that inhabit it are growing restless and started attacking at random. You need to investigate what is going on.
* You have explored the morass and destroyed the weaver queen, finding strange traces on it.
* You have helped defend Point Zero.
Future Echoes		done
Various alchemists around Maj'Eyal are competing to gain entry into the great Brotherhood of Alchemists, and one or more have enlisted your aid.
Stire of Derth needs your help making an elixir of precision. He has given you some notes on the ingredients:
 * 'Needed: one minotaur nose. You'll need to find one with a ring, preferably an expensive one.'
 * 'Needed: one giant spider spinneret. The spiders in your barn won't do. You'll know a giant spider when you see one, though they're rare in Maj'Eyal.'
 * 'Needed: one electric eel tail. I know, I know. Where does the eel stop and the tail start? It doesn't much matter. The last ten inches or so should do nicely.'
Marus of Elvala needs your help making an elixir of mysticism. He has given you some notes on the ingredients:
 * 'Needed: one pouch of faeros ash. They're creatures of pure flame, and likely of extraplanar origin, but the ash of objects consumed by their fire has remarkable properties.'
 * 'Needed: one vial of greater demon bile. Don't drink it, even if it tells you to.'
 * You've found the needed warg claw.
Ungrol of Last Hope needs your help making an elixir of foundations. He has given you some notes on the ingredients:
 * 'Needed: one mummified bone. That is, a bone from a corpse that's undergone mummification. Actually, any bit of the body would do, but the bones are the only parts you're certain to find when you kick a mummy apart. I recommend finding one that doesn't apply curses.'
 * 'Needed: one faerlhing fang. I've lost a number of adventurers to this one, but I'm sure you'll be fine.'
 * You've found the needed skeleton mage skull.
The Brotherhood of Alchemists		active
You were asked to prove your worth as a fighter by a rogue, in order to participate in the arena
The agent of the arena		done

Equipment

On feet
scholar's pair of rough leather boots of tirelessness (0 def, 1 armour)
Powered by arcane forces
Crafted by a master
2.00 Encumbrance.

Type: armor / feet ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Armour: +1
Stamina each turn: +0.40
Maximum stamina: +11.00
Spellpower: +3 (+2 eff.)


A pair of boots made of leather.
scholar's pair of rough leather boots of tirelessness (0 def, 1 armour)
Light source
Blizzardquencher
Infused by psionic forces
2.00 Encumbrance.

Type: lite / lite ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Changes resistances: +6% acid / +6% temporal
Changes resistances penetration: +5% cold
Mental save: +6 (+5 eff.)
Light radius: +3
See stealth: +7
See invisible: +5


A brass container with a wick emerging from it, protected from draughts by a sheet of greased paper. It can be carried by a handle.
Blizzardquencher
On head
Cyrynn the Moldsnake (1 def, 0 armour)
Infused by nature
2.00 Encumbrance.

Type: armor / head ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Defense: +1 (+0 eff.)
Effects on melee hit:
* 20% chance to slow global speed by 37%
Changes resistances: +19% acid
Changes damage: +14% acid / +3% nature


A pointy cloth hat, very wizardly...
Cyrynn the Moldsnake (1 def, 0 armour)
Tool
Shard of Crystalized Time
Powered by arcane forces
2.00 Encumbrance.

[Unique]
Type: tool / misc ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Defense: +5 (+2 eff.)
Changes stats: +4 Wil / +2 Con
Changes damage: +7% temporal
Reduces paradox anomalies(equivalent to willpower): +10


An iridescent shard of violet crystal. Its light ebbs and flows, sometimes fast and sometimes slow, keeping pace with the chaotic streams of time itself. It makes you feel both old and young, a newborn child and an ancient being, your flesh simply one instance in a thousand refractions of a single timeless and eternal soul.
Shard of Crystalized Time
On fingers
marksman's copper ring
Crafted by a master
0.10 Encumbrance.

Type: jewelry / ring ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Accuracy: +4 (+2 eff.)
Changes stats: +2 Dex


Rings can have magical properties.
marksman's copper ring
Around neck
warrior's copper amulet
Infused by nature
0.10 Encumbrance.

Type: jewelry / amulet ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Changes resistances: +5% physical
Stamina each turn: +0.20


Amulets can have magical properties.
warrior's copper amulet
In main hand
balanced iron waraxe of erosion (13-18.2 power, 2 apr)
Requires:
- Magic 11

Infused by nature
Crafted by a master
3.00 Encumbrance.

Type: weapon / waraxe ; tier 1

Base power: 13.0 - 18.2
Uses stat: 100% Mag
Damage type: Physical
Mastery: Strength of Purpose
Accuracy bonus: +0.3% crit chance (max 25%)
Armour Penetration: +2
Crit. chance: +3.5%
Attack speed: 100%
Damage (Melee): +5 nature
When wielded/worn:
Accuracy: +5 (+2 eff.)
Defense: +5 (+2 eff.)
Disarm immunity: +20%


One-handed war axes.
balanced iron waraxe of erosion (13-18.2 power, 2 apr)
On hands
rough leather gloves of dexterity (+2) (0 def, 1 armour)
Crafted by a master
1.00 Encumbrance.

Type: armor / hands ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Accuracy: +11 (+4 eff.)
Armour: +1
Changes stats: +2 Dex
Learn an unarmed attack talent or enable 'Always show glove combat' to see combat stats.


Light gloves which do not seriously hinder finger movements, while still protecting the hands somewhat.
rough leather gloves of dexterity (+2) (0 def, 1 armour)
In off hand
iron dagger (10-13 power, 5 apr)
Requires:
- Dexterity 11

1.00 Encumbrance.

Type: weapon / dagger ; tier 1

Base power: 10.0 - 13.0
Uses stats: 45% Dex, 45% Mag
Damage type: Physical
Mastery: Strength of Purpose
Accuracy bonus: +0.3% crit chance (max 25%)
Armour Penetration: +5
Crit. chance: +4.0%
Attack speed: 100%


Sharp, short and deadly.
iron dagger (10-13 power, 5 apr)
Cloak
resilient linen cloak of battle (1 def, 0 armour)
Infused by nature
Crafted by a master
2.00 Encumbrance.

Type: armor / cloak ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Physical crit. chance: +1.0%
Physical power: +1 (+1 eff.)
Defense: +1 (+0 eff.)
Fatigue: -2%
Maximum life: +30.00


A cloth coat typically worn as a loose outer garment. It is spacious enough to be worn even over bulky metal armour.
resilient linen cloak of battle (1 def, 0 armour)
Main armor
prismatic rough leather armour of fire resistance (3 def, 2 armour)
Requires:
- Strength 10

Powered by arcane forces
Crafted by a master
9.00 Encumbrance.

Type: armor / light ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Armour: +2
Defense: +3 (+1 eff.)
Fatigue: +6%
Changes resistances: +16% fire / +10% light / +10% darkness


A suit of armour made of leather.
prismatic rough leather armour of fire resistance (3 def, 2 armour)

Inventory

shielding rune of the duelist (absorb 157; dur 3; cd 18)
Powered by arcane forces
0.10 Encumbrance.

Type: scroll / rune

When inscribed on your body:
Effective talent level: 1.0
Use mode: Activated
Range: melee/personal
Cooldown: 20
Travel Speed: instantaneous
Usage Speed: Instant (0% of a turn)
Is: a spell
Description: Activate the rune to create a protective shield absorbing at most 157 damage for 3 turns.
Its effects scale with your Dexterity stat.
It can be used to inscribe your skin with the rune.

Magical runes may be inscribed onto your body, granting you an on-demand spell talent.
shielding rune of the duelist (absorb 157; dur 3; cd 18)
Fularuidir the elm longbow
Requires:
- Dexterity 11
- Talent Shoot

Infused by arcane disrupting forces
4.00 Encumbrance.

Type: weapon / longbow ; tier 1
It must be held with both hands.

Base power: 0.0 - 0.0
Uses stat: 0% Mag
Damage type: Physical
Mastery: Strength of Purpose
Accuracy bonus: +0.3% crit chance (max 25%)
Attack speed: 100%
Firing range: +6
When wielded/worn:
Changes resistances: +12% acid / +3% light / +12% lightning / +12% fire / +12% cold / +3% all
Spell save: +9 (+6 eff.)
Mindpower: +15 (+9 eff.)


Longbows are used to shoot arrows at your foes.
Fularuidir the elm longbow
prismatic cured leather armour of acid resistance (6 def, 4 armour)
Requires:
- Strength 14

Powered by arcane forces
Crafted by a master
9.00 Encumbrance.

Type: armor / light ; tier 2

When wielded/worn:
Armour: +4
Defense: +6 (+3 eff.)
Fatigue: +7%
Changes resistances: +16% acid / +10% light / +11% darkness


A suit of armour made of leather.
prismatic cured leather armour of acid resistance (6 def, 4 armour)
Mummified Egg-sac of Ungolë
Infused by nature
2.00 Encumbrance.

[Unique]
Type: misc / egg

When carried:
Light radius: -2
It can be used to summon up to 2 spiders

Activation costs 80 power out of 100/100.

Dry and dusty to the touch, it still seems to retain some shadow of life.
Mummified Egg-sac of Ungolë
Scrying Orb
Powered by unknown forces
1.00 Encumbrance.

[Plot Item]
Type: orb / orb

When carried:


This orb will automatically identify items you find.
Scrying Orb
Rod of Recall (1/1)
Powered by unknown forces
2.00 Encumbrance.

[Plot Item]
Type: charm / rod

It can be used to recall the user to the worldmap after 40 turns

Activation costs 202 power out of 400/400.

This rod is made entirely of voratun, infused with raw magical energies that can bend space itself.
You have heard of such items before. They are very useful to adventurers, allowing faster travel.
Rod of Recall (1/1)
Transmogrification Chest
Powered by unknown forces
2.00 Encumbrance.

[Plot Item]
Type: chest / sher'tul

When carried:
It can be used to transmogrify all the items in your chest at once (also done automatically when you change level)

Activation costs 0 power out of 1000/1000.

This chest is an extension of old Sher'tul places of power. Any items dropped inside are transported to an other place, processed and destroyed to extract energy.
The byproduct of this effect is the creation of gold, which is useless to process, so it is sent back to you.

When you possess the chest all items you walk upon will automatically be put inside and transmogrified when you leave the level.
Simply go to your inventory to move them out of the chest if you wish to keep them.
Items in the chest will not encumber you.
Transmogrification Chest
2 citrine
0.00 Encumbrance.

Type: gem / yellow ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Light radius: +4
Infravision radius: +4
When used to imbue an object:
Light radius: +4
Infravision radius: +4
Latent Damage Type: Light


Gems can be sold for money or used in arcane rituals.
2 citrine
zircon
0.00 Encumbrance.

Type: gem / yellow ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Armour: +1
Changes resistances: +1% all
When used to imbue an object:
Armour: +1
Changes resistances: +1% all
Latent Damage Type: Light


Gems can be sold for money or used in arcane rituals.
zircon

Achievements

The Arena (Insane (Roguelike) difficulty) Unlocked Arena mode.
By Mrs Bukkake the Shalore Temporal Warden level 6
1st Mirth 122nd year of Ascendancy at 13:20 see stats
Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey Stuff (Insane (Roguelike) difficulty) Killed the weaver queen and the temporal defiler.
By Mrs Bukkake the Shalore Temporal Warden level 5
77th Pyre 122nd year of Ascendancy at 07:09 see stats

Log

Mrs Bukkake emerges from a space-time rift!
Mrs Bukkake casts Warp Blade.
Mrs Bukkake warps space-time to equip: balanced iron waraxe of erosion
iron dagger.
Mrs Bukkake performs a melee critical strike against Silybrethra the warg!
Silybrethra the warg is recovering from the damage!
Silybrethra the warg resists the effect 'Stunned'!
Silybrethra the warg converts some damage to Psi!
Mrs Bukkake hits Silybrethra the warg for 11 to psi, 18 temporal, 10 to psi, 17 physical, 1 to psi, 2 nature, 3 to psi, 4 temporal, 3 to psi, 5 temporal, 3 to psi, 5 physical, 3 to psi, 4 temporal (90 total damage).
Your shield crumbles under the damage!
The shield around Mrs Bukkake crumbles.
Thought-forged bowman's Steady Shot hits Mrs Bukkake for (14 absorbed), 47 physical (47 total damage).
Silybrethra the warg misses Mrs Bukkake.
Silybrethra the warg hits Mrs Bukkake for 5 mind damage.

Mrs Bukkake casts Rune: Shatter Afflictions.
Mrs Bukkake speeds up.
A shield forms around Mrs Bukkake.
Mrs Bukkake uses Infusion: Regeneration.
Mrs Bukkake starts regenerating health quickly.
Thought-forged bowman shoots!
Silybrethra the warg receives 2 healing (2 psi heal).
Your shield crumbles under the damage!
The shield around Mrs Bukkake crumbles.
Mrs Bukkake resists the knockback!
Thought-forged bowman's Shoot hits Mrs Bukkake for (49 absorbed), 0 physical, (1 absorbed), 114 physical (114 total damage).
Mrs Bukkake the level 7 shalore temporal warden was struck to death by a thought-forged bowman on level 3 of Trollmire.
Mrs Bukkake stops regenerating health quickly.
Mrs Bukkake slows down.
Mrs Bukkake deactivates Weapon Folding.
Mrs Bukkake is no longer distorted.