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Game | Tales of Maj'Eyal: Age of Ascendancy 1.5.10 |
Addons | Ashes of Urh'Rok 1.5.0Official Expansion!Many in Maj'Eyal have heard of "demons", sadistic creatures who appear seemingly from nowhere, leaving a trail of suffering and destruction whereever they go. Their Fearscape floats far above the skies, watching and waiting, but not idly; their agents scout the land, their legions build up their forces, and their scholars develop new spells and strategies. As the barrier between our worlds begins to crack under their scrutiny, helpless Eyalites have begun to disappear, whisked up to serve as their slaves and playthings. They imbue these victims with magical powers to better survive the ensuing stresses - can you use your new-found abilities to escape the legions of Mal'Rok?
Features:
Items Vault 1.5.0Donators/Buyers bonus! Embers of Rage 1.5.0Official Expansion!One year has passed since the one the Orcs call the "Scourge from the West" came and single-handedly crushed the Orc Prides of Grushnak, Vor, Gorbat, and Rak'Shor. The Allied Kingdoms, now linked by farportal to their distant, long-lost Sunwall allies, have helped them conquer most of Var'Eyal. The few remnants of the ravaged Prides are caged... but one Pride remains. Kruk Pride, isolated on an island, is the last orcish settlement that stands; they, too, face their impending doom. The Sunwall has blockaded the only exit point from the island, and now, the technologically advanced civilization of Steam Giants have come down from the mountains to take their homeland with machines and weaponry unlike anything else on Eyal. Kruk Pride has reverse-engineered their technology before; their only hope is to do it again and rise up against the Pride's foes. Features:
Possessor Bonus Class 1.5.4Donators/Buyers bonus! Forbidden Cults 1.5.9Official Expansion!Not all adventurers seek fortune, not all that defend the world have good deeds in mind. Forbidden Cults is a big expansion for Tales of Maj'Eyal to let you explore the horrors that lurk beneath the surface, to delve in long lost knowledge and lore and as usual to die a lot!
Both those classes use a new resource called Insanity that gradually makes you both more chaotic and powerful as it fills up.
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Campaign | Orcs |
Mode | Nightmare Roguelike |
Sex | Male |
Race | Orc |
Class | Sawbutcher |
Level / Exp | 12 / 14% |
Size | big |
Lifes / Deaths | Killed by sun paladin at level 12 on the 44th Retaking 124th year of Ascendancy at 12:10 / 1 |
Primary Stats
Strength | 42 (base 25) |
Dexterity | 12 (base 11) |
Constitution | 34 (base 21) |
Magic | 10 (base 11) |
Willpower | 20 (base 16) |
Cunning | 26 (base 21) |
Resources
Life | -16/402 |
Steam | 74/100 |
Healing Factor | 1.2004705882353 |
Regeneration | 1.7406823529412 |
Speed
Mental | 0% |
Attack | 0% |
Movement | 0% |
Spell | 0% |
Global | +100% |
Vision
Sight | 10 |
Lite | 2 |
Offense: Mainhand
Damage | 62 |
Accuracy | 19 |
Crit Chance | 7% |
APR | 8 |
Speed | 1.00 |
Offense: Offhand
Damage | 30 |
Accuracy | 19 |
Crit Chance | 7% |
APR | 8 |
Speed | 1.00 |
Offense: Spell
Spellpower | 10 |
Crit Chance | 6% |
Speed | 1 |
Offense: Mind
Mindpower | 26 |
Crit Chance | 15% |
Speed | 1 |
Offense: Damage Bonus
Physical | +9% |
Fire | +9% |
All | 0% |
Offense: Damage Penetration
Fire | +8% |
Physical | +8% |
Defense: Base
Armour (hardiness) | 25.317011280365 (73.452380952381%) |
Defense | 11 |
Ranged Defense | 11 |
Fatigue | 29 |
Physical Save | 23 |
Spell Save | 10 |
Mental Save | 28 |
Defense: Resistances
Cold | + 22%( 70%) |
Lightning | + 21%( 70%) |
Fire | + 36%( 70%) |
All | + 7%( 70%) |
Defense: Immunities
Instadeath Resistance | 100% |
Pinning Resistance | 18% |
Inscriptions (3/3)
Implants | Effective talent level: 1.0 Implant: Steam GeneratorUse mode: Activated Range: melee/personal Cooldown: 32 Travel Speed: instantaneous Usage Speed: Steamtech (100% of a turn) Is: a steamtech power Description: Steam generator that permanently creates 5.0 steam per turn. Can be activated for an instant burst of 25 steam. |
Implants | Effective talent level: 1.0 Implant: Medical InjectorUse mode: Activated Range: melee/personal Cooldown: 1 Travel Speed: instantaneous Usage Speed: Instant (0% of a turn) Is: a steamtech power Description: Medical injector allows using therapeutics with 116% efficiency and cooldown mod of 84%. Its effects scale with your Strength stat. |
Infusions | Effective talent level: 1.0 Infusion: WildUse mode: Activated Range: melee/personal Cooldown: 12 Travel Speed: instantaneous Usage Speed: Instant (0% of a turn) Is: a nature gift Description: Activate the infusion to cure yourself of one random mental or physical effect and reduce all damage taken by 15% for 4 turns. Also removes cross-tier effects of the affected types for free. Its effects scale with your Willpower stat. |
Class Talents
Steamtech / Battlefield management | 1.30 |
| 1/5 |
| 0/5 |
| 0/5 |
| 0/5 |
Steamtech / Furnace | 1.30 |
| 1/5 |
| 0/5 |
| 0/5 |
| 0/5 |
Steamtech / Sawmaiming | 1.30 |
| 2/5 |
| 2/5 |
| 0/5 |
| 0/5 |
Steamtech / Butchery | 1.30 |
| 5/5 |
| 3/5 |
| 0/5 |
| 0/5 |
Steamtech / Battle machinery | 1.30 |
| 4/5 |
| 0/5 |
| 0/5 |
| 0/5 |
Generic Talents
Steamtech / Physics | 1.20 |
| 1/5 |
| 0/5 |
| 0/5 |
| 0/5 |
Steamtech / Blacksmith | 1.20 |
| 5/5 |
| 1/5 |
| 0/5 |
| 0/5 |
Race / Orc | 1.00 |
| 1/5 |
| 0/5 |
| 0/5 |
| 0/5 |
Steamtech / Chemistry | 1.20 |
| 1/5 |
| 0/5 |
| 0/5 |
| 0/5 |
Technique / Combat training | 1.30 |
| 2/5 |
| 3/5 |
| 0/5 |
| 1/5 |
| 0/5 |
| 0/5 |
Effects
talent | Furnace |
talent | Overheat Saws |
Quests
Metash has asked you to investigate the Krimbul Clan, south of the peninsula. Clan of the UnicornA whitehoof turned mad with power is trying to lead them in a war against Kruk Pride. | active |
The giants have breached the mountain-side of Kruk pride! HomelandThey are invading the town just when most of our forces are outside. Only you and few others are left to close the breach by collapsing the tunnel from the inside. * You have collapsed the tunnel, saving the Pride. For now. | done |
You have found a bit of preserved yeti muscle, probably somebody somewhere will be interested. Mystery of the Yetis | active |
To win the war you must help the Pride by striking a blow to the giant's morale and supply lines. Of Steamwork and Pain* You have assaulted the Vaporous Emporium, crushing the morale of the Atmos tribe. * You have explored the yeti cave and vanquished the Yeti Patriarch. | done |
Kaltor's shop seems to be nearby in the mountain. Maybe it could be interesting to pay him a visit? The Grumpy ShopownerHe does sound well armed, though, so be prepared as it is likely very dangerous. So maybe take some time to plan the raid. | active |
You found a yeti mind control tinker. If you can tame 8 wild yetis and send them back to Kruk Pride they can be trained and sent back to you at your request using a psychoportation beacon. Yeti ReinforcementsWild yetis are mostly found in yeti's caves. * Captured eight yetis (will be available to summon at level 20). | done |
The Atmos tribe is not our sole problem. The Sunwall as grown in strength since the Scourge from the West came and murdered the other Prides leaders. You Shall Pass!Our brothers on the mainland lay enslaved, but before we free them you must secure a way to the mainland. Go to the sunwall outpost. Show them the wrath of Garkul, show no mercy for they have none for us. | active |
Equipment
On feet | ![]() Requires: - Talent Heavy Armour Training 3.00 Encumbrance. Type: armor / feet ; tier 1 When wielded/worn: Armour: +3 Fatigue: +2% Heavy boots, with metal strips at the toes, heels and other vulnerable parts, to better protect the wearer's feet from harm. |
Light source | ![]() 2.00 Encumbrance. Type: lite / lite ; tier 1 When wielded/worn: Light radius: +2 A brass container with a wick emerging from it, protected from draughts by a sheet of greased paper. It can be carried by a handle. |
On head | ![]() Powered by steamtech 2.00 Encumbrance. [Unique] Type: armor / head ; tier 1 When wielded/worn: Armour: +3 Fatigue: +3% Mental save: +10 (+5 eff.) Mindpower: +9 (+5 eff.) Mental crit. chance: +9% It can be used to hack the mind of a weakened yeti, costing 1 power out of 0/8. This device seems to be designed to 'hack' the mind of a wild yeti to make it able to be used as a weapon of war. |
On hands | ![]() Requires: - Talent Heavy Armour Training 1.50 Encumbrance. Type: armor / hands ; tier 1 When wielded/worn: Armour: +1 Metal gloves protecting the hands up to the middle of the lower arm. |
Around waist | ![]() Crafted by a master 1.00 Encumbrance. Type: armor / belt ; tier 1 When wielded/worn: Changes resistances: +6% cold / +5% fire A belt that goes around your waist. |
In main hand | ![]() Requires: - Strength 16 - Talent Steam Pool Powered by arcane forces Crafted by a master Powered by steamtech 3.00 Encumbrance. Type: weapon / steamsaw ; tier 2 Base power: 17.0 - 25.5 Uses stat: 100% Str Damage type: Physical bleed Mastery: Steamsaw Mastery Accuracy bonus: +0.2% crit / acc Armour Penetration: +8 Crit. chance: +2.0% Attack speed: 100% Block value: +26 On weapon hit: * 25% chance for lightning to arc to a second target Damage (Melee): +6 lightning Attacks use: 1.0 Steam When wielded/worn: Armour: +3 Defense: +4 (+4 eff.) Fatigue: +6% Changes resistances: +16% fire Talent granted: +1 Block Steamsaws use steam pressure to rotate a serrated metal blade at high speed. Those struck suffer severe lacerations and bleed for 10% of the damage done per turn for 5 turns (stacking). They can be wielded in the main or off hand. Vrmmmmm! |
Main armor | ![]() Requires: - Strength 14 - Talent Heavy Armour Training Infused by psionic forces 14.00 Encumbrance. Type: armor / heavy ; tier 1 When wielded/worn: Armour: +4 Defense: +2 (+2 eff.) Fatigue: +12% Changes stats: +4 Cun / +3 Wil Mental save: +10 (+5 eff.) A suit of armour made of mail. |
In off hand | ![]() Requires: - Strength 16 - Talent Steam Pool Powered by arcane forces Crafted by a master Powered by steamtech 3.00 Encumbrance. Type: weapon / steamsaw ; tier 2 Base power: 16.0 - 24.0 Uses stat: 100% Str Damage type: Physical bleed Mastery: Steamsaw Mastery Accuracy bonus: +0.2% crit / acc Armour Penetration: +8 Crit. chance: +2.0% Attack speed: 100% Block value: +22 Burst (radius 1) on hit: +6 fire Attacks use: 1.0 Steam When wielded/worn: Armour: +3 Defense: +4 (+4 eff.) Fatigue: +6% Changes resistances: +15% lightning Talent granted: +1 Block Steamsaws use steam pressure to rotate a serrated metal blade at high speed. Those struck suffer severe lacerations and bleed for 10% of the damage done per turn for 5 turns (stacking). They can be wielded in the main or off hand. Vrmmmmm! |
Cloak | ![]() 2.00 Encumbrance. Type: armor / cloak ; tier 1 When wielded/worn: Defense: +1 (+1 eff.) A cloth coat typically worn as a loose outer garment. It is spacious enough to be worn even over bulky metal armour. |
Around neck | ![]() Infused by nature 0.10 Encumbrance. Type: jewelry / amulet ; tier 1 When wielded/worn: Changes stats: +3 Str Changes resistances: +10% cold / +10% fire Amulets can have magical properties. |
Inventory
![]() wild infusion (resist 21%; cure mental, physical) Infused by nature 0.10 Encumbrance. Type: scroll / infusion ; tier 1 When inscribed on your body: Effective talent level: 0.0 Use mode: Activated Range: melee/personal Cooldown: 15 Travel Speed: instantaneous Usage Speed: Instant (0% of a turn) Is: a nature gift Description: Activate the infusion to cure yourself of one random mental or physical effect and reduce all damage taken by 21% for 4 turns. Also removes cross-tier effects of the affected types for free. It can be used to inscribe your skin with the infusion. Natural infusions may be grafted onto your body, granting you an on-demand ability. |
![]() manasurge rune of the wizard (960% regen over 10 turns; 48 instant mana) Powered by arcane forces 0.10 Encumbrance. Type: scroll / rune ; tier 1 When inscribed on your body: Effective talent level: 0.0 Use mode: Activated Range: melee/personal Cooldown: 28 Travel Speed: instantaneous Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn) Is: a spell Description: Activate the rune to unleash a manasurge upon yourself, increasing mana regeneration by 960% for 10 turns and instantly restoring 48 mana. Also when resting your mana will regenerate at 0.5 per turn. Its effects scale with your Magic stat. It can be used to inscribe your skin with the rune. Magical runes may be inscribed onto your body, granting you an on-demand ability. |
![]() grounding steel amulet Infused by nature 0.10 Encumbrance. Type: jewelry / amulet ; tier 2 When wielded/worn: Changes resistances: +10% lightning Stun/Freeze immunity: +20% Amulets can have magical properties. |
![]() arcing steel dagger of vileness (11-14.3 power, 6 apr) Requires: - Dexterity 16 Powered by arcane forces 1.00 Encumbrance. Type: weapon / dagger ; tier 2 Base power: 11.0 - 14.3 Uses stats: 45% Dex, 45% Str Damage type: Physical Accuracy bonus: +0.5% APR / acc Armour Penetration: +6 Crit. chance: +5.0% Attack speed: 100% On weapon hit: * 6% chance to disease * 25% chance for lightning to arc to a second target Damage (Melee): +4 blight / +5 lightning Sharp, short and deadly. |
![]() insidious steel greatsword of massacre (33-52.8 power, 2 apr) Requires: - Strength 16 Infused by nature Crafted by a master 3.00 Encumbrance. Type: weapon / greatsword ; tier 2 It must be held with both hands. Base power: 33.0 - 52.8 Uses stat: 120% Str Damage type: Physical Accuracy bonus: +0.4% crit.pwr / acc Armour Penetration: +2 Crit. chance: +3.0% Attack speed: 100% Damage (Melee): +14 insidious poison Massive two-handed swords. |
![]() gifted vined mindstar of the jelly (4-4.4 power, 18 apr, mind damage) Requires: - Willpower 16 Infused by nature 3.00 Encumbrance. Type: weapon / mindstar ; tier 2 Base power: 4.0 - 4.4 Uses stats: 35% Wil, 15% Cun Damage type: Mind Mastery: Psiblades Accuracy is based on willpower for this weapon. Armour Penetration: +18 Crit. chance: +3.0% Attack speed: 100% When wielded/worn: Changes damage: +3% acid Equilibrium when hit: +0.50 Mindpower: +7 (+4 eff.) Mental crit. chance: +2% Mindstars are natural products. Natural gems covered in living matter, they are used to focus the mental powers of all nature defenders and psionics. Using mindstars in the offhand does not incur the normal offhand damage penalty. |
![]() ash vilestaff (15-18 power, 3 apr, blight element) Requires: - Magic 16 5.00 Encumbrance. Type: weapon / staff ; tier 2 It must be held with both hands. Base power: 15.0 - 18.0 Uses stat: 80% Mag Damage type: Physical Mastery: Staff Mastery Accuracy bonus: +2.5% procs dam / acc Armour Penetration: +3 Crit. chance: +3.0% Attack speed: 100% When wielded/worn: Changes damage: +15% blight Talent granted: +1 Command Staff Spellpower: +6 (+6 eff.) Spell crit. chance: +2% Staves designed for wielders of magic, by the greats of the art. |
![]() Requires: - Dexterity 24 - Talent Shoot - Talent Steam Pool Powered by steamtech 4.00 Encumbrance. [Unique] Type: weapon / steamgun ; tier 2 Accuracy bonus: +0.1% dam / acc Armour Penetration: +10 Attack speed: 100% Firing range: +8 Travel speed: +600% Damage (Ranged): +15 physical Attacks use: 2.0 Steam When wielded/worn: Accuracy: +5 (+2 eff.) Physical crit. chance: +4.0% Changes stats: +2 Con Talent granted: +3 Ceasefire It's said that Talosis never lost an argument. Now you know why. |
![]() steel steamsaw (11.5-17.25 power, 8 apr) Requires: - Strength 16 - Talent Steam Pool Powered by steamtech 3.00 Encumbrance. Type: weapon / steamsaw ; tier 2 Base power: 11.5 - 17.3 Uses stat: 100% Str Damage type: Physical bleed Mastery: Steamsaw Mastery Accuracy bonus: +0.2% crit / acc Armour Penetration: +8 Crit. chance: +2.0% Attack speed: 100% Block value: +24 Attacks use: 1.0 Steam When wielded/worn: Armour: +3 Defense: +4 (+4 eff.) Fatigue: +6% Talent granted: +1 Block Steamsaws use steam pressure to rotate a serrated metal blade at high speed. Those struck suffer severe lacerations and bleed for 10% of the damage done per turn for 5 turns (stacking). They can be wielded in the main or off hand. Vrmmmmm! |
![]() arcing steel waraxe (15-21 power, 3 apr) Requires: - Strength 16 Powered by arcane forces 3.00 Encumbrance. Type: weapon / waraxe ; tier 2 Base power: 15.0 - 21.0 Uses stat: 100% Str Damage type: Physical Accuracy bonus: +0.2% crit / acc Armour Penetration: +3 Crit. chance: +4.0% Attack speed: 100% On weapon hit: * 25% chance for lightning to arc to a second target Damage (Melee): +6 lightning One-handed war axes. |
![]() Crafted by a master 2.00 Encumbrance. Type: armor / head ; tier 1 When wielded/worn: Physical power: +3 (+1 eff.) Armour: +1 Fatigue: +1% Changes stats: +2 Str / +2 Con Physical save: +10 (+5 eff.) A hat made of leather. Very stylish. |
![]() Requires: - Strength 14 - Talent Heavy Armour Training Crafted by a master 14.00 Encumbrance. Type: armor / heavy ; tier 1 When wielded/worn: Armour: +4 Defense: +2 (+2 eff.) Fatigue: +12% Damage when hit (Melee): 11 physical A suit of armour made of mail. |
![]() steel mail armour (2 def, 6 armour) Requires: - Strength 20 - Talent Heavy Armour Training 14.00 Encumbrance. Type: armor / heavy ; tier 2 When wielded/worn: Armour: +6 Defense: +2 (+2 eff.) Fatigue: +14% A suit of armour made of mail. |
![]() cured leather armour of fire resistance (2 def, 4 armour) Requires: - Strength 14 Crafted by a master 9.00 Encumbrance. Type: armor / light ; tier 2 When wielded/worn: Armour: +4 Defense: +2 (+2 eff.) Fatigue: +7% Changes resistances: +16% fire A suit of armour made of leather. |
![]() 0.00 Encumbrance. Type: gem / black ; tier 1 When wielded/worn: Changes stats: +1 Str / +1 Dex / +1 Mag / +1 Wil / +1 Cun / +1 Con When used to imbue an object: Changes stats: +1 Str / +1 Dex / +1 Mag / +1 Wil / +1 Cun / +1 Con Latent Damage Type: Acid Gems can be sold for money or used in arcane rituals. |
![]() 0.00 Encumbrance. Type: gem / blue ; tier 2 When wielded/worn: Armour: +2 Changes resistances: +2% all When used to imbue an object: Armour: +2 Changes resistances: +2% all Latent Damage Type: Lightning Gems can be sold for money or used in arcane rituals. |
![]() 0.00 Encumbrance. Type: gem / blue ; tier 2 When wielded/worn: Defense: +4 (+4 eff.) Physical save: +4 (+2 eff.) Spell save: +4 (+4 eff.) Mental save: +4 (+2 eff.) When used to imbue an object: Defense: +4 (+4 eff.) Physical save: +4 (+2 eff.) Spell save: +4 (+4 eff.) Mental save: +4 (+2 eff.) Latent Damage Type: Lightning Gems can be sold for money or used in arcane rituals. |
![]() 0.00 Encumbrance. Type: gem / green ; tier 1 When wielded/worn: Defense: +2 (+2 eff.) Physical save: +2 (+1 eff.) Spell save: +2 (+2 eff.) Mental save: +2 (+1 eff.) When used to imbue an object: Defense: +2 (+2 eff.) Physical save: +2 (+1 eff.) Spell save: +2 (+2 eff.) Mental save: +2 (+1 eff.) Latent Damage Type: Nature Gems can be sold for money or used in arcane rituals. |
![]() Infused by nature 1.00 Encumbrance. [Plot Item] Type: flesh / muscle Muscle tissue, extracted from a powerful yeti. Somewhere, somebody or something is bound to be interested! |
![]() Powered by steamtech 0.00 Encumbrance. [Plot Item] Type: tinker / power When carried: It can be used to melt all the items in the APE at once (also done automatically when you change level), costing 0 power out of 1000/1000. The APE is a multifunction tinker toolbox. It can store temporarily any amount of items and when requested melt them down using metallurgic and chemical processes. The metals are melted into lumps of ore to server for the creation of tinkers. Any remains are melted and turned into valuable materials. |
![]() Powered by unknown forces 2.00 Encumbrance. [Plot Item] Type: charm / rod It can be used to recall the user to the worldmap after 40 turns, costing 202 power out of 400/400. This rod is made entirely of voratun, infused with raw magical energies that can bend space itself. You have heard of such items before. They are very useful to adventurers, allowing faster travel. |
simple frost salve [power 10] simple frost salve [power 10]Infused by nature Powered by steamtech 1.00 Encumbrance. Type: misc / salve ; tier 1 No medical injector available, values are indicative only. Activating this item is instant. It can be used to remove 1 physical effects and grants a frost aura (10% cold, darkness and nature affinity), putting Talent Medical Injector on cooldown for 25 turns. Medical salve. |
simple healing salve [power 118] simple healing salve [power 118]Infused by nature Powered by steamtech 1.00 Encumbrance. Type: misc / salve ; tier 1 No medical injector available, values are indicative only. It can be used to heal 118, putting Talent Medical Injector on cooldown for 15 turns. Medical salve. |
![]() Powered by steamtech 0.00 Encumbrance. [Plot Item] Type: tinker / steamtech ; tier 4 Yetis left to call: 8 It can be used to call a trained yeti for help, costing 1 power out of 8/8. Call a trained yeti to your side. |
![]() 0.00 Encumbrance. Type: gem / violet ; tier 2 When wielded/worn: Physical crit. chance: +2.0% Changes damage: +4% all Spell crit. chance: +2% Mental crit. chance: +2% When used to imbue an object: Physical crit. chance: +2.0% Changes damage: +4% all Spell crit. chance: +2% Mental crit. chance: +2% Latent Damage Type: Arcane Gems can be sold for money or used in arcane rituals. |
![]() 0.00 Encumbrance. Type: gem / yellow ; tier 1 When wielded/worn: Physical crit. chance: +1.0% Changes damage: +2% all Spell crit. chance: +1% Mental crit. chance: +1% When used to imbue an object: Physical crit. chance: +1.0% Changes damage: +2% all Spell crit. chance: +1% Mental crit. chance: +1% Latent Damage Type: Light Gems can be sold for money or used in arcane rituals. |
![]() 0.00 Encumbrance. Type: gem / yellow ; tier 1 When wielded/worn: Light radius: +1 Infravision radius: +2 When used to imbue an object: Light radius: +1 Infravision radius: +2 Latent Damage Type: Light Gems can be sold for money or used in arcane rituals. |
Achievements
By Penis butter jelly time the Orc Sawbutcher level 11
41st Retaking 124th year of Ascendancy at 11:20 see stats
By Penis butter jelly time the Orc Sawbutcher level 10
37th Retaking 124th year of Ascendancy at 10:23 see stats
Log
Sun paladin shrugs off the effect 'Stunned'!
Orc gunslinger's Double Shots hits Sun paladin for 17 physical, 6 blight (22 total damage).
Orc gunslinger's Double Shots hits Sun paladin for 16 physical, 5 fire (21 total damage).
Orc gunslinger's Double Shots hits Sun paladin for 16 physical, 5 fire (21 total damage).
Orc gunslinger's Double Shots hits Sun paladin for 22 physical, 6 blight (28 total damage).
Sun paladin hits Orc gunslinger for 2 healing, 2 healing (0 total damage) [5 healing].
Orc gunslinger uses Overheat Bullets.
Orc gunslinger tweaks some of his bullets.
Bleeding from Penis butter jelly time hits Sun paladin for 4 physical damage.
Burning from Penis butter jelly time hits Sun paladin for 4 fire damage.
Orc gunslinger hits Sun paladin for 2 physical damage.
Sun paladin hits Penis butter jelly time for 35 physical, 22 light (57 total damage).
Penis butter jelly time calms down.
Penis butter jelly time is not stunned anymore.
Talent Block is ready to use.
Talent Create Tinker is ready to use.
Talent Explosive Steam Engine is ready to use.
Sun paladin stops burning.
Bleeding from Penis butter jelly time hits Sun paladin for 8 physical damage.
Orc gunslinger hits Sun paladin for 2 physical damage.
Sun paladin hits Penis butter jelly time for 41 physical, 22 light (63 total damage).
Bleeding from Penis butter jelly time hits Sun paladin for 8 physical damage.
Sun paladin is on fire!
Penis butter jelly time misses Sun paladin.
Orc gunslinger shoots!
Penis butter jelly time hits Sun paladin for 81 physical, 5 lightning, 18 fire (103 total damage).
Sun paladin uses Shield Pummel.
Saving game...