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Fuckface Johnson the level 7 Thalore Alchemist by sexyleper

Character

GameTales of Maj'Eyal: Age of Ascendancy 1.0.1
AddonsItems Vault 1.0.1
CampaignMaj'Eyal
ModeNormal Adventure
SexMale
RaceThalore
ClassAlchemist
Level / Exp7 / 14%
Sizemedium
Lifes / Deaths
Killed by Forest Troll Hedge-Wizard at level 7 on the 2nd Mirth 122nd year of Ascendancy at 08:58
Killed by Ivutira the king cobra at level 7 on the 2nd Mirth 122nd year of Ascendancy at 10:12
Killed by Fuckface Johnson at level 7 on the 2nd Mirth 122nd year of Ascendancy at 10:17
2 / 3

Primary Stats

Strength12 (base 10)
Dexterity16 (base 13)
Constitution20 (base 17)
Magic23 (base 25)
Willpower21 (base 14)
Cunning11 (base 11)

Resources

Life203/203
Mana197/197
Healing Factor1.3
Regeneration0.325

Speed

Mental0%
Attack0%
Movement-66.666666666667%
Spell0%
Global+100%

Vision

Sight10
Lite2
See Invisible18

Offense: Mainhand

Damage20
Accuracy12
Crit Chance4%
APR2
Speed1.00

Offense: Spell

Spellpower23
Crit Chance6%
Speed1

Offense: Mind

Mindpower19.1
Crit Chance3%
Speed1

Offense: Damage Bonus

Cold+12%

Defense: Base

Armour (hardiness)1 (30%)
Defense9.1
Ranged Defense9.1
Fatigue0
Physical Save12.075
Spell Save16.275
Mental Save12.075

Defense: Resistances

Acid+ 3%( 70%)
Lightning+ 3%( 70%)
Blight+ 20%( 70%)
Cold+ 23%( 70%)
Fire+ 3%( 70%)
Nature+ 20%( 70%)

Defense: Immunities

Instadeath Resistance100%

Inscriptions (3/3)

Infusions
Effective talent level: 1.0
Use mode: Activated
Range: melee/personal
Cooldown: 12
Travel Speed: instantaneous
Usage Speed: instant
Is: a nature gift
Description: Activate the infusion to cure yourself of physical effects and reduce all damage taken by 14% for 4 turns.
Infusion: Wild
Infusions
Effective talent level: 1.0
Use mode: Activated
Range: melee/personal
Cooldown: 10
Travel Speed: instantaneous
Usage Speed: 1 turn
Is: a nature gift
Description: Activate the infusion to heal yourself for 60 life over 5 turns.
Infusion: Regeneration
Runes
Effective talent level: 1.0
Use mode: Activated
Range: melee/personal
Cooldown: 25
Travel Speed: instantaneous
Usage Speed: 1 turn
Is: a spell
Description: Activate the rune to unleash a manasurge upon yourself, increasing mana regeneration by 620% over 10 turns and instantly restoring 31 mana.
Also when resting your mana will regenerate at 0.5 per turn.
Rune: Manasurge

Class Talents

Spell / Explosive admixtures1.30
  • Effective talent level: 2.6
    Use mode: Activated
    Mana cost: 5
    Range: 6.00
    Cooldown: 4
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: 1 turn
    Is: a spell
    Description: Imbue an alchemist gem with an explosive charge of mana and throw it.
    The gem will explode for 50.69 fire burn damage.
    Each kind of gem will also provide a specific effect.
    The damage will improve with better gems and with your Spellpower.
    Throw Bomb
2/5
  • Effective talent level: 1.3
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: Improves your resistance (and your golem's) against the elemental damage of your own bombs by 20%, and against external elemental damage (fire, cold, lightning and acid) by 3%.
    At talent level 5 it also protects you against all side effects of your bombs.
    Alchemist Protection
1/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: Your alchemist bombs now affect a radius of 0 around them.
    Increases explosion damage by 0% (one tile less than the full effect) to 16% (explosion concentrated on only 1 tile)
    Explosion Expert
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Mana cost: 32
    Range: 4.00
    Cooldown: 10
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: 1 turn
    Is: a spell
    Description: Crush together two alchemist gems, making them extremely unstable.
    You then throw them to a target area, where they explode on impact, dealing 4.24 physical damage and knocking back any creatures in the blast radius.
    Each kind of gem will also provide a specific effect.
    The damage will improve with better gems and with your Spellpower.
    Shockwave Bomb
0/5
Spell / Infusion1.30
  • Effective talent level: 2.6
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: When you throw your alchemist bombs, you infuse them with explosive fire, increasing damage by 18%, and setting foes ablaze.
    Fire Infusion
2/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Sustained
    Sustain mana cost: 30
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 30
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: 1 turn
    Is: a spell
    Description: When you throw your alchemist bombs, you infuse them with explosive acid that can blind, increasing damage by 0%.
    In addition all fire damage you do, from any source, is converted to 0% acid damage (without any special effects).
    Acid Infusion
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Sustained
    Sustain mana cost: 30
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 30
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: 1 turn
    Is: a spell
    Description: When you throw your alchemist bombs, you infuse them with lightning that can daze, increasing damage by 0%.
    In addition all fire damage you do, from any source, is converted to 0% lightning damage (without any special effects).
    Lightning Infusion
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Sustained
    Sustain mana cost: 30
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 30
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: 1 turn
    Is: a spell
    Description: When you throw your alchemist bombs, you infuse them with frost that can freeze, increasing damage by 0%.
    In addition all fire damage you do, from any source, is converted to 0% cold damage (without any special effects).
    Frost Infusion
0/5
Spell / Golemancy1.30
  • Effective talent level: 6.5
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: Improves your golem's proficiency with weapons, increasing its Accuracy by 78, Physical Power by 65 and damage by 57%.
    Golem Power
5/5
  • Effective talent level: 1.3
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: Improves your golem's armour training and damage resistance.
    Increases all damage resistance by 3%; increases Armour value by 9, Armour hardiness by 32%, and reduces chance to be critically hit by 12% when wearing heavy mail or massive plate armour; and increases healing factor by 10%.
    The golem can always use any kind of armour, including massive armours.
    Golem Resilience
1/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Mana cost: 10
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 20
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: 1 turn
    Is: a spell
    Description: You invoke your golem to your side, granting it a temporary melee power increase of 2 for 5 turns.
    Invoke Golem
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Mana cost: 40
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 15
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: 1 turn
    Is: a spell
    Description: Teleport to your golem, while your golem teleports to your location. Your foes will be confused, and those that were attacking you will have a 25% chance to target your golem instead.
    Golem Portal
0/5

Generic Talents

Spell / Staff combat1.30
  • Effective talent level: 5.2
    Use mode: Activated
    Mana cost: 5
    Range: 8.00
    Travel Speed: 2000% of base
    Usage Speed: 1 turn
    Is: a spell
    Description: Channel raw mana through your staff, projecting a bolt of your staff's damage type, doing 111% staff damage.
    The bolt will only hurt hostile targets, and pass safely through friendly ones.
    This attack always has a 100% chance to hit, and ignores the target's Armour.
    Channel Staff
4/5
  • Effective talent level: 1.3
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: Increases Physical Power by 13 and increases weapon damage by 25% when using staves.
    Staff Mastery
1/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Sustained
    Sustain mana cost: 20
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 30
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: 1 turn
    Is: a spell
    Description: Adopt a defensive posture, increasing your Defense and Armour by 1.
    Defensive Posture
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Mana cost: 12
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 12
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: 1 turn
    Is: a spell
    Description: Hit a target for 100% melee damage and stun it for 1 turns.
    Stun chance will improve with talent level.
    At level 5, this attack cannot miss.
    Blunt Thrust
0/5
Spell / Stone alchemy1.30
  • Effective talent level: 2.6
    Use mode: Activated
    Range: melee/personal
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: 1 turn
    Is: a spell
    Description: Extract magical gems from metal weapons and armours. At this skill level you can work with:
    -Iron
    -Steel
    Extract Gems
2/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Mana cost: 80
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 100
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: 1 turn
    Is: a spell
    Description: Imbue a body armour with a gem (up to tier 0), granting it additional powers.
    You can only imbue items once, and it is permanent.
    Imbue Item
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Mana cost: 20
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 20
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: 1 turn
    Is: a spell
    Description: Crush 5 alchemists gems into dust to mark impassable terrain next to you. You immediately enter it and appear on the other side of the obstacle, up to 4 grids away.
    Gem Portal
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Mana cost: 45
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 15
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: 1 turn
    Is: a spell
    Description: Touch your foe and turn it to stone for 2 turns.
    Stoned creatures are unable to act or regen life, and are very brittle.
    If a stoned creature is hit by an attack that deals more than 30% of its life, it will shatter and be destroyed.
    Stoned creatures are highly resistant to fire and lightning, and somewhat resistant to physical attacks.
    At level 3 the touch will become a beam.
    This spell may fail against creatures resistant to being stunned, that are specifically immune to stoning, or certain bosses.
    Stone Touch
0/5
Race / Thalore1.00
  • Effective talent level: 1.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 45
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: instant
    Is: a nature gift
    Description: Call upon the power of the Eternals, increasing all damage by 12% and reducing all damage taken by 12% for 5 turns.
    The bonus will increase with your Willpower.
    Wrath of the Woods
1/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: Thaloren have always been a free people, living in their beloved forest and never caring much about the world outside.
    Increase Physical and Mental Save by +0.
    Unshackled
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: You are part of the wood; it shields you from corruption.
    Increase disease immunity by 0%, blight resistance by 0%, and all resistances by 0%.
    Guardian of the Wood
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Range: 4.00
    Cooldown: 50
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: instant
    Is: a nature gift
    Description: Nature is with you; you can always feel the call of the woods.
    Summons two elite Treants to your side for 8 turns.
    The treants have a global resistance equal to your blight resistance, and can stun, knockback and taunt your foes.
    Their power increases with your Willpower.
    Nature's Pride
0/5

Effects

detrimental effect
There is no gravity here; you float in the air. Movement is three times as slow, and any melee or archery blows have a chance to knockback. Maximum encumbrance is greatly increased.
Zero Gravity
beneficial effect
The target is protected by the Eidolon, no creature may harm it (except self-harm).
Protected by the Eidolon

Quests

You successfully escorted the lost warrior to the recall portal on level 2 of Trollmire.
As a reward you improved talent Vitality (+1 level(s)).
Escort: lost warrior (level 2 of Trollmire)		done
You successfully escorted the worried loremaster to the recall portal on level 2 of Norgos Lair.
As a reward you improved Constitution by +2.
Escort: worried loremaster (level 2 of Norgos Lair)		done
You have found all the clues leading to the hidden treasure. There should be a way on the third level of the Trollmire.
It looks extremely dangerous, however - beware.
Hidden treasure		active
The Thaloren forest is disrupted. Corruption is spreading. Norgos the guardian bear is said to have gone mad.

On the western border of the forest a gloomy aura has been set up. Things inside are... twisted.

* You have explored Norgos' Lair and put it to rest.
* You must explore the Heart of the Gloom.
Madness of the Ages		active

Equipment

Tool
Prox's Lucky Halfling Foot
Powered by arcane forces
2.00 Encumbrance.

Type: tool / misc ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Defense: +5
Changes stats: +5 Lck
Trap disarming bonus: +5


A large hairy foot, very recognizably a halfling's, is strung on a piece of thick twine. In its decomposed state it's hard to tell how long ago it parted with its owner, but from what look like teeth marks around the ankle you get the impression that it wasn't given willingly.
It has been kept somewhat intact with layers of salt and clay, but in spite of this it's clear that nature is beginning to take its course on the dead flesh. Some say the foot of a halfling brings luck to its bearer - right now the only thing you can be sure of is it stinks.
Prox's Lucky Halfling Foot
Around waist
Girdle of the Calm Waters
Infused by nature
1.00 Encumbrance.

Type: armor / belt ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Changes stats: +3 Wil
Changes resistances: +20% cold / +20% nature / +20% blight
Healing mod.: +30%


A belt rumoured to have been worn by the Conclave healers.
Girdle of the Calm Waters
Main armor
linen robe (0 def, 0 armour)
2.00 Encumbrance.

Type: armor / cloth ; tier 1



A cloth vestment. It offers no intrinsic protection but can be enchanted.
linen robe (0 def, 0 armour)
Quiver
20 alchemist agate
0.00 Encumbrance.

Type: alchemist-gem / black ; tier 1

When used as an alchemist bomb:
Bomb damage +5%


Gems can be sold for money or used in arcane rituals.
20 alchemist agate
Light source
brass lantern
2.00 Encumbrance.

Type: lite / lite ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Light radius: +2


A brass container with a wick emerging from it, protected from draughts by a sheet of greased paper. It can be carried by a handle.
brass lantern
On hands
Chargefury (0 def, 1 armour)
Crafted by a master
1.00 Encumbrance.

Type: armor / hands ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Armour: +1
Changes stats: +3 Wil
See invisible: +18


Light gloves which do not seriously hinder finger movements, while still protecting the hands somewhat.
Chargefury (0 def, 1 armour)
In main hand
potent elm magestaff of might (12-14.4 power, 2 apr, cold damage)
Requires:
- Magic 11

Powered by arcane forces
5.00 Encumbrance.

Type: weapon / staff ; tier 1
It must be held with both hands.

Base power: 12.0 - 14.4
Uses stat: 100% Mag
Damage type: Cold
Armour Penetration: +2
Physical crit. chance: +2.5%
Attack speed: 100%
When wielded/worn:
Changes damage: +12% cold
Talent granted: +1 Command Staff
Spellpower: +3
Spell crit. chance: +3%


Staves designed for wielders of magic, by the greats of the art.
potent elm magestaff of might (12-14.4 power, 2 apr, cold damage)

Inventory

elm starstaff (10-12 power, 2 apr, light damage)
Requires:
- Magic 11

5.00 Encumbrance.

Type: weapon / staff ; tier 1
It must be held with both hands.

Base power: 10.0 - 12.0
Uses stat: 100% Mag
Damage type: Light
Armour Penetration: +2
Physical crit. chance: +2.5%
Attack speed: 100%
When wielded/worn:
Changes damage: +10% light
Talent granted: +1 Command Staff
Spellpower: +3
Spell crit. chance: +1%


Staves designed for wielders of magic, by the greats of the art.
elm starstaff (10-12 power, 2 apr, light damage)
cleansing linen wizard hat (1 def, 0 armour)
Infused by arcane disrupting forces
2.00 Encumbrance.

Type: armor / head ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Defense: +1
Changes resistances: +5% nature / +5% blight


A pointy cloth hat, very wizardly...
cleansing linen wizard hat (1 def, 0 armour)
rough leather cap of strength (+2) (0 def, 1 armour)
Crafted by a master
2.00 Encumbrance.

Type: armor / head ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Armour: +1
Fatigue: +1%
Changes stats: +2 Str


A cap made of leather.
rough leather cap of strength (+2) (0 def, 1 armour)
aquamarine
0.00 Encumbrance.

Type: gem / blue ; tier 2

When wielded/worn:
Armour: +2
Changes resistances: +2% all
When used to imbue an object:
Armour: +2
Changes resistances: +2% all
When used as an alchemist bomb:
Mana regain 20


Gems can be sold for money or used in arcane rituals.
aquamarine
Summertide Phial
Infused by nature
1.00 Encumbrance.

Type: lite / lite

When wielded/worn:
Changes resistances: +30% light
Changes damage: +10% light
Light radius: +4
Healing mod.: +10%
It can be used to call light, costing 10 power out of 15/15.

A small crystal phial that captured Sunlight during the Summertide.
Summertide Phial
Scrying Orb
Powered by unknown forces
1.00 Encumbrance.

[Plot Item]
Type: orb / orb

When carried:


This orb will automatically identify items you find.
Scrying Orb
Rod of Recall (1/1)
Powered by unknown forces
2.00 Encumbrance.

[Plot Item]
Type: charm / rod

It can be used to recall the user to the worldmap, costing 202 power out of 400/400.

This rod is made entirely of voratun, infused with raw magical energies that can bend space itself.
You have heard of such items before. They are very useful to adventurers, allowing faster travel.
Rod of Recall (1/1)
Transmogrification Chest
Powered by unknown forces
2.00 Encumbrance.

[Plot Item]
Type: chest / sher'tul

When carried:
It can be used to transmogrify all the items in your chest at once(also done automatically when you change level), costing 0 power out of 1000/1000.

This chest is an extension of Yiilkgur, any items dropped inside is transported to the Fortress, processed by the core and destroyed to extract energy.
The byproduct of this effect is the creation of gold, which is useless to the Fortress, so it is sent back to you.

When you possess the chest all items you walk upon will automatically be put inside and transmogrified when you leave the level.
Simply go to your inventory to move them out of the chest if you wish to keep them.
Items in the chest will not encumber you.
Transmogrification Chest
quick iron torque of kinetic psionic shield [power 13] (15 cooldown)
Infused by psionic forces
2.00 Encumbrance.

Type: charm / torque ; tier 1

It can be used to setup a psionic shield, reducing all physical and acid damage by 13 for 6 turns, placing all other charms into a 15 cooldown.

Torques are made by powerful psionics to store psionic powers.
quick iron torque of kinetic psionic shield [power 13] (15 cooldown)
ametrine
0.00 Encumbrance.

Type: gem / yellow ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Physical crit. chance: +1.0%
Changes damage: +2% all
Spell crit. chance: +1%
Mental crit. chance: +1%
When used to imbue an object:
Physical crit. chance: +1.0%
Changes damage: +2% all
Spell crit. chance: +1%
Mental crit. chance: +1%
When used as an alchemist bomb:
Additional 1 lite damage


Gems can be sold for money or used in arcane rituals.
ametrine
2 citrine
0.00 Encumbrance.

Type: gem / yellow ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Light radius: +1
Infravision radius: +2
When used to imbue an object:
Light radius: +1
Infravision radius: +2
When used as an alchemist bomb:
Bomb thrown range +1


Gems can be sold for money or used in arcane rituals.
2 citrine

Achievements

Log


Fuckface Johnson casts Channel Staff.
Fuckface Johnson hits Ivutira the king cobra for 28 cold damage.
Ivutira the king cobra uses Kinetic Leech.

Fuckface Johnson casts Throw Bomb.
Ivutira the king cobra is on fire!
Fuckface Johnson hits Ivutira the king cobra for 23 fire damage.
Ivutira the king cobra hits Fuckface Johnson for 9 physical damage.
Fuckface Johnson hits Ivutira the king cobra for 8 fire damage.

Fuckface Johnson misses Ivutira the king cobra.
Ivutira the king cobra uses Telekinetic Smash.
Ivutira the king cobra misses Fuckface Johnson.
Ivutira the king cobra hits Fuckface Johnson for 9 physical damage.
Fuckface Johnson hits Ivutira the king cobra for 8 fire damage.

Fuckface Johnson hits Ivutira the king cobra for 21 cold damage.
Ivutira the king cobra bites poison into Fuckface Johnson.
Fuckface Johnson shrugs off the effect 'Poisoned'!
Ivutira the king cobra hits Fuckface Johnson for 10 nature, 6 lightning, 9 physical damage (total 23.65).
Ivutira the king cobra killed Fuckface Johnson!
Fuckface Johnson the level 7 thalore alchemist was bled to death by Ivutira the king cobra on level 2 of Trollmire.
You have 2 life(s) left.
You enter a zero gravity zone, beware!
From the brink of death you seem to be yanked to another plane.
Saving game...
Talent Throw Bomb is ready to use.

Saving game...