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Funny Bones the level 4 Skeleton Wanderer by pblakeman

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GameTales of Maj'Eyal: Age of Ascendancy 1.7.6
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CampaignMaj'Eyal
ModeNightmare Adventure
SexMale
RaceSkeleton
ClassWanderer
Level / Exp4 / 8%
Sizemedium
Lifes / Deaths
Killed by skeleton master archer at level 4 on the 76th Pyre 122nd year of Ascendancy at 23:12
Killed by skeleton master archer at level 4 on the 76th Pyre 122nd year of Ascendancy at 23:41
Killed by Funny Bones at level 4 on the 76th Pyre 122nd year of Ascendancy at 23:46
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Primary Stats

Strength22 (base 12)
Dexterity24 (base 13)
Constitution12 (base 12)
Magic14 (base 14)
Willpower12 (base 12)
Cunning18 (base 18)

Resources

Life157/157
Paradox300
Vim112/112
Healing Factor1.0191526171258
Regeneration0.25478815428144

Speed

Mental0%
Attack0%
Movement-66.666666666667%
Spell0%
Global+100%

Vision

Sight10
Lite3

Offense: Mainhand

Damage26
Accuracy26
Crit Chance6%
APR5
Speed1.00

Offense: Offhand

Damage13
Accuracy26
Crit Chance6%
APR5
Speed1.00

Offense: Spell

Spellpower14
Crit Chance3%
Speed1

Offense: Mind

Mindpower15
Crit Chance3%
Speed1

Defense: Base

Armour (hardiness)2 (35.65183292883%)
Defense24
Ranged Defense24
Fatigue0
Physical Save16
Spell Save9
Mental Save10

Defense: Resistances

All+ 7%( 70%)

Defense: Immunities

Fear Resistance100%
Instadeath Resistance100%
Poison Resistance100%
Bleed Resistance100%

Inscriptions (3/3)

Runes
Effective talent level: 1.0
Use mode: Activated
Range: melee/personal
Cooldown: 14
Travel Speed: instantaneous
Usage Speed: Instant (0% of a turn)
Is: a spell
Description: Activate the rune to create a protective shield absorbing at most 130 damage for 5 turns.
Rune: Shielding
Runes
Effective talent level: 1.0
Use mode: Activated
Range: melee/personal
Cooldown: 18
Travel Speed: instantaneous
Usage Speed: Instant (0% of a turn)
Is: a spell
Description: Activate the rune to instantly dissipate the energy of your ailments, cleansing all cross tier effects and 1 physical, mental, and magical effect.
You use the dissipated energy to create a shield lasting 3 turns and blocking 50 damage per debuff cleansed (not counting cross-tier ones).
If there were only cross-tier effects to cleanse, no shield is created and the rune goes on a 75% reduced cooldown.
Rune: Shatter Afflictions
Runes
Effective talent level: 1.0
Use mode: Activated
Range: 4
Cooldown: 18
Travel Speed: instantaneous
Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
Is: a spell
Description: Activate the rune to teleport up to 4 spaces within line of sight. Afterwards you stay out of phase for 3 turns. In this state all new negative status effects duration is reduced by 10%, your defense is increased by 10 and all your resistances by 10%.
Rune: Blink

Class Talents

Chronomancy / Blade Threading1.00
  • Effective talent level: 2.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Paradox cost: 8
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 6
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Weapon (100% of a turn)
    Is: a spell
    Description: Attack with your melee weapons for 161% weapon damage as physical and temporal (warp) damage. If either attack hits you may stun, blind, pin, or confuse the target for 4 turns.

    Blade Threading talents will freely swap to your dual-weapons when activated if you have them in your secondary slots. Additionally you may use the Attack talent in a similar manner.
    Warp Blade
2/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Paradox cost: 12
    Range: 3
    Cooldown: 8
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Weapon (100% of a turn)
    Is: a spell
    Description: Teleport to the target and attack with your melee weapons for 40% damage. Then teleport next to a second random enemy, attacking for 40% damage.
    Blink Blade can hit the same target multiple times.
    Blink Blade
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Paradox cost: 18
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 12
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Weapon (100% of a turn)
    Is: a spell
    Description: Attack up to three adjacent targets for 100% weapon damage. If any attack hits you'll create a temporal shear dealing 6.11 temporal damage in a radius 3 cone.
    Each target you hit with your weapons beyond the first increases the damage of the shear by 25%. Targets reduced below 20% of maximum life by the shear may be instantly slain.
    The cone damage improves with your Spellpower.
    Blade Shear
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Is: a spell
    Description: While dual-wielding you have a -2% chance of completely parrying melee attacks made against you.
    Blade Ward
0/5
Cunning / Stealth1.00
  • Effective talent level: 3.0
    Use mode: Sustained
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 10
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Instant (0% of a turn)
    Description: Enters stealth mode (power 31, based on Cunning), making you harder to detect.
    If successful (re-checked each turn), enemies will not know exactly where you are, or may not notice you at all.
    Stealth reduces your light radius to 0, increases your infravision by 3, and will not work with heavy or massive armours.
    You cannot enter stealth if there are foes in sight within range 7.
    Any non-instant, non-movement action will break stealth if not otherwise specified.

    Enemies uncertain of your location will still make educated guesses at it.
    While stealthed, enemies cannot share information about your location with each other and will be delayed in telling their allies that you exist at all.
    Stealth
3/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: You know how to make the most out of being unseen.
    When striking from stealth, your attacks are automatically critical if the target does not notice you just before you land it. (Spell and mind attacks critically strike even if the target notices you.)
    Your critical multiplier against targets that cannot see you is increased by up to 0%. (You must be able to see your target and the bonus is reduced from its full value at range 3 to 0 at range 10.)
    Also, after exiting stealth for any reason, the critical multiplier persists for 3 turns (with no range limitation).
    Shadowstrike
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: You have a special affinity for darkness and shadows.
    When standing in an unlit grid, the minimum range to your foes for activating stealth or for maintaining it after a Shadow Dance is reduced by 0.
    While stealthed, your life regeneration is increased by 1.0 (based on your Cunning) and your stamina regeneration is increased by 0.2. The regeneration effects persist for 3 turns after exiting stealth, with 5 times the normal rate.
    Soothing Darkness
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Stamina cost: 30
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 41
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Instant (0% of a turn)
    Description: Your mastery of stealth allows you to vanish from sight at any time.
    You automatically enter stealth and cause it to not break from unstealthy actions for 0 turns.
    Shadow Dance
0/5
Spell / Master necromancer1.00
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Sustained
    Sustain mana cost: 15
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 20
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
    Is: necromancy and a spell
    Description: Your mastery of necromancy becomes so total that an aura of undeath radiates around you in radius 4.
    Any undead minion standing inside of it is protected, increasing all their resistances by 2%.
    In addition when you create new minions they inherit 11% of your spellpower (applied to any powers), spell crit chance (applied to any crit chances), saves, resists, and highest damage increase (applied to all elements).
    Aura of Undeath
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Mana cost: 30
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 18
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
    Is: necromancy and a spell
    Description: Sends out a surge of undeath energies into your aura.
    All minions inside gain 25% speed for 0 turns
    All non-ghoul minions are healed by 6%.
    If you know Call of the Mausoleum, the time remaining to the next free ghoul is reduced by 0.
    if you know Corpse Explosion or Putrescent Liquefaction the duration of those effects are increased by 0.
    All non-undead foes caught inside are dazed for 0 turns.
    In addition all your minions (created after you learn this spell) have a passive health regeneration.
    Surge of Undeath
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Mana cost: 25
    Souls cost: 1
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 20
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
    Is: necromancy and a spell
    Description: Tighten the ethereal leash to some of your minions currently within your aura of undeath, pulling them to you and swapping place with any eventual foes in the way.
    Up to -2 minions are affected.
    When recalling a minion the spell tries to prioritize a spot where there is already a foe, to push it away.
    Recall Minions
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Sustained
    Sustain mana cost: 30
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 30
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
    Is: necromancy and a spell
    Description: By creating an arcane link with your minion army you are able to redirect parts of any damage affecting you to them.
    Anytime you take damage 5% of it is instead redirected to a random minion within your aura of undeath.
    The minion takes 300% damage from that effect.
    The damage redirected percent depends on your Spellpower.
    Suffer For Me
0/5

Generic Talents

Cunning / Survival1.00
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: You notice the small things others do not notice, allowing you to "see" creatures in a 2 radius even outside of light radius.
    This is not telepathy, however, and it is still limited to line of sight.
    Also, your attention to detail increases stealth detection and invisibility detection by 0, and you gain the ability to detect traps (+0 detect 'power').
    The detection abilities improve with Cunning.
    Heightened Senses
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: Your cunning manipulations allow you to use charms (wands, totems and torques) more efficiently, reducing their cooldowns and the power cost of all usable items by 8%.
    In addition your knowledge of devices allows you to disarm known traps (0 disarm 'power', improves with Cunning).
    Device Mastery
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 20
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Standard (100% of a turn)
    Won't Break Stealth: 100%
    Description: Sense foes around you in a radius of 5 for 1 turns.
    The radius will increase with your Cunning.
    Track
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: You have an enhanced sense of self preservation, and your keen intuition allows you to sense dangers others miss.
    Your ability to detect traps is enhanced (+0 detect 'power').
    Critical attacks against you have 0.0% reduced bonus damage, and damage bonuses attackers gain against you for being unseen are reduced by 10%.
    You also gain an additional chance (at your normal save -20, effective) to resist detrimental status effects that can be resisted.
    The detection and additional save chance improve with Cunning.
    Danger Sense
0/5
Undead / Skeleton1.10
  • Effective talent level: 2.2
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: Improves your skeletal condition, increasing Strength and Dexterity by 7.
    Skeleton
2/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 31
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Standard (100% of a turn)
    Description: Creates a shield of bones, absorbing 83 damage. Lasts for 10 turns.
    The total damage the shield can absorb increases with your Dexterity.
    Bone Armour
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: Your undead bones are very resilient, reducing the duration of all detrimental effects on you by up to -1%.
    Resilient Bones
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 39
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Standard (100% of a turn)
    Description: Reposition some of your bones, healing yourself for -1.
    At level 5, you will gain the ability to completely re-assemble your body should it be destroyed (can only be used once).
    Re-assemble
0/5
Corruption / Hexes1.00
  • Effective talent level: 1.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Vim cost: 30
    Range: 10
    Cooldown: 20
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
    Is: a spell
    Description: Hexes your target, dazing it and everything in a 2 radius ball around it for 3 turns and giving a 15% chance to daze affected targets again each turn for 20 turns.
    The chance will increase with your Spellpower.
    Pacification Hex
1/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Vim cost: 30
    Range: 10
    Cooldown: 20
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
    Is: a spell
    Description: Hexes your target and everything within a radius 2 ball around it for 20 turns. Each time an affected target uses a resource (stamina, mana, vim, ...), it takes 1.59 fire damage.
    In addition, the cooldown of any talent used while so hexed is increased by 0% + 1 turn.
    The damage will increase with your Spellpower.
    Burning Hex
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Vim cost: 30
    Range: 10
    Cooldown: 20
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
    Is: a spell
    Description: Hexes your target and everything within a radius 2 ball around it. Each time they do damage, they take 1% of the same damage for 20 turns.
    The damage will increase with your Spellpower.
    Empathic Hex
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Vim cost: 30
    Range: 10
    Cooldown: 20
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
    Is: a spell
    Description: Hexes your target, forcing it to be your thrall for 0 turns.
    If you damage the target, it will be freed from the hex.
    Domination Hex
0/5
Technique / Combat training1.00
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: Your skin becomes more resilient to damage. Increases resistance to all damage by 0.0%.
    Thick Skin
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: You become better at using your armour to deflect blows and protect your vital areas. Increases Armour value by 0, Armour hardiness by 0%, and reduces the chance melee or ranged attacks critically hit you by 0% with your current body armour.
    (This talent only provides bonuses for heavy mail or massive plate armour.)
    At level 1, it allows you to wear heavy mail armour, gauntlets, helms, and heavy boots.
    At level 2, it allows you to wear shields.
    At level 3, it allows you to wear massive plate armour.
    (Note that wearing mail or plate armour will interfere with stealth.)
    Heavy Armour Training
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 1.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: You learn to maintain your agility and manage your combat posture while wearing robes or light armour. When wearing armour no heavier than leather in your main body slot, you gain 18 Defense, 6% Armour hardiness, and 10% reduced Fatigue.
    In addition, when you step adjacent to a (visible) enemy, you use the juxtaposition to increase your total Defense by 9 for 2 turns.
    The Defense bonus scales with your Dexterity.
    Light Armour Training
1/5
  • Effective talent level: 1.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: Increases the accuracy of unarmed, melee and ranged weapons by 14.
    Combat Accuracy
1/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: Increases weapon damage by 0% and physical power by 30 when using swords, axes or maces.
    Weapons Mastery
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 1.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: Increases weapon damage by 30% and physical power by 30 when using daggers.
    Dagger Mastery
1/5

Effects

Quests

You have been resurrected as an undead by some dark powers.
However, the ritual failed in some way and you retain your own mind. You need to get out of this dark place and try to carve a place for yourself in the world.
You have found a very special cloak that will help you walk among the living without trouble.
The rotting stench of the dead		active

Equipment

On feet
traveler's pair of rough leather boots of tirelessness (0 def, 1 armour)
Crafted by a master
2.00 Encumbrance.

Type: armor / feet ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Armour: +1
Fatigue: -4%
Maximum encumbrance: +20
Physical save: +5 (+4 eff.)
Stamina each turn: +0.30
Maximum stamina: +10.00


A pair of boots made of leather.
traveler's pair of rough leather boots of tirelessness (0 def, 1 armour)
On hands
rough leather gloves (0 def, 1 armour)
1.00 Encumbrance.

Type: armor / hands ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Armour: +1
When used to modify unarmed attacks:
Base power: 8.0 - 8.8
Uses stats: 40% Cun, 40% Dex, 40% Str
Damage type: Physical
Accuracy bonus: +0.2% crit chance (max 25%)
Armour Penetration: +1
Crit. chance: +1.0%
Attack speed: 100%


Light gloves which do not seriously hinder finger movements, while still protecting the hands somewhat.
rough leather gloves (0 def, 1 armour)
On head
linen wizard hat (1 def, 0 armour)
2.00 Encumbrance.

Type: armor / head ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Defense: +1 (+1 eff.)


A pointy cloth hat, very wizardly...
linen wizard hat (1 def, 0 armour)
Tool
supercharged elm wand of lightning storm [power 134] (17 cooldown)
Powered by arcane forces
2.00 Encumbrance.

Type: charm / wand ; tier 1

It can be used to create a radius 3 storm for 5 turns. Each turn, creatures within take 26 lightning damage and will be dazed for 1 turn (134 total damage)

Activation puts all charms on cooldown for 17 turns.

Magical wands are made by powerful Alchemists and Archmagi to store spells. Anybody can use them to release the spells.
supercharged elm wand of lightning storm [power 134] (17 cooldown)
Main armor
linen robe (0 def, 0 armour)
2.00 Encumbrance.

Type: armor / cloth ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Changes resistances: +7% all


A cloth vestment. It offers no intrinsic protection but can be enchanted.
linen robe (0 def, 0 armour)
Light source
brass lantern
2.00 Encumbrance.

Type: lite / lite ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Light radius: +3


A brass container with a wick emerging from it, protected from draughts by a sheet of greased paper. It can be carried by a handle.
brass lantern
In off hand
iron dagger (10-12 power, 5 apr)
Requires:
- Dexterity 11

1.00 Encumbrance.

Type: weapon / dagger ; tier 1

Base power: 9.5 - 12.3
Uses stats: 50% Str, 50% Dex
Damage type: Physical
Mastery: Dagger Mastery
Accuracy bonus: +0.2% crit chance (max 25%)
Armour Penetration: +5
Crit. chance: +4.0%
Attack speed: 100%


Sharp, short and deadly.
iron dagger (10-12 power, 5 apr)
Cloak
linen cloak (1 def, 0 armour)
2.00 Encumbrance.

Type: armor / cloak ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Defense: +1 (+1 eff.)


A cloth coat typically worn as a loose outer garment. It is spacious enough to be worn even over bulky metal armour.
linen cloak (1 def, 0 armour)
In main hand
iron dagger (10-13 power, 5 apr)
Requires:
- Dexterity 11

1.00 Encumbrance.

Type: weapon / dagger ; tier 1

Base power: 10.0 - 13.0
Uses stats: 50% Str, 50% Dex
Damage type: Physical
Mastery: Dagger Mastery
Accuracy bonus: +0.2% crit chance (max 25%)
Armour Penetration: +5
Crit. chance: +4.0%
Attack speed: 100%


Sharp, short and deadly.
iron dagger (10-13 power, 5 apr)

Inventory

manasurge rune (regen 600% over 10 turns; mana 30; cd 15)
Powered by arcane forces
0.10 Encumbrance.

Type: scroll / rune

When inscribed on your body:
Effective talent level: 0.0
Use mode: Activated
Range: melee/personal
Cooldown: 15
Travel Speed: instantaneous
Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
Won't Break Stealth: 100%
Is: a spell and usable during Aether Avatar
Description: Activate the rune to unleash a manasurge upon yourself, increasing mana regeneration by 600% for 10 turns (45 total) and instantly restoring 30 mana.
Also when resting your mana will regenerate at 0.5 per turn.
It can be used to inscribe your skin with the rune.

Magical runes may be inscribed onto your body, granting you an on-demand spell talent.
manasurge rune (regen 600% over 10 turns; mana 30; cd 15)
ranger's elm longbow of cold
Requires:
- Dexterity 11
- Talent Shoot

Powered by arcane forces
Crafted by a master
4.00 Encumbrance.

Type: weapon / longbow ; tier 1
It must be held with both hands.

Accuracy bonus: +0.2% crit chance (max 25%)
Attack speed: 100%
Firing range: +7
Damage (Ranged): +8 cold
When wielded/worn:
Changes stats: +3 Dex
Changes damage: +14% cold


Longbows are used to shoot arrows at your foes.
ranger's elm longbow of cold
Cloak of Deception
Powered by arcane forces
1.00 Encumbrance.

[Plot Item]
Type: armor / cloak

When wielded/worn:
Physical power: +5 (+2 eff.)
Spellpower: +5 (+5 eff.)
Mindpower: +5 (+5 eff.)


A black cloak, with subtle illusion enchantments woven into its very fabric.
Cloak of Deception
quiver of elm arrows (20/20, 14-20 power, 5 apr)
Requires:
- Dexterity 11

3.00 Encumbrance.

Type: ammo / arrow ; tier 1

Base power: 14.0 - 19.6
Uses stats: 50% Str, 70% Dex
Damage type: Physical
Accuracy bonus: +0.2% crit chance (max 25%)
Armour Penetration: +5
Crit. chance: +1.0%
Capacity: 20


Arrows are used with bows to pierce your foes to death.
quiver of elm arrows (20/20, 14-20 power, 5 apr)
agate
0.00 Encumbrance.

Type: gem / black ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Changes stats: +1 Str / +1 Dex / +1 Mag / +1 Wil / +1 Cun / +1 Con
When used to imbue an object:
Changes stats: +1 Str / +1 Dex / +1 Mag / +1 Wil / +1 Cun / +1 Con
Latent Damage Type: Acid


Gems can be sold for money or used in arcane rituals.
agate
Transmogrification Chest
Powered by unknown forces
2.00 Encumbrance.

[Plot Item]
Type: chest / sher'tul

When carried:
It can be used to transmogrify all the items in your chest at once (also done automatically when you change level)

Activation costs 0 power out of 1000/1000.

This chest is an extension of old Sher'tul places of power. Any items dropped inside are transported to an other place, processed and destroyed to extract energy.
The byproduct of this effect is the creation of gold, which is useless to process, so it is sent back to you.

When you possess the chest all items you walk upon will automatically be put inside and transmogrified when you leave the level.
Simply go to your inventory to move them out of the chest if you wish to keep them.
Items in the chest will not encumber you.
Transmogrification Chest
ametrine
0.00 Encumbrance.

Type: gem / yellow ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Physical crit. chance: +1.0%
Changes damage: +2% all
Spell crit. chance: +1%
Mental crit. chance: +1%
When used to imbue an object:
Physical crit. chance: +1.0%
Changes damage: +2% all
Spell crit. chance: +1%
Mental crit. chance: +1%
Latent Damage Type: Light


Gems can be sold for money or used in arcane rituals.
ametrine

Achievements

Utterly Destroyed (Nightmare (Adventure) difficulty) Died on the Eidolon Plane.
By Funny Bones the Skeleton Wanderer level 4
76th Pyre 122nd year of Ascendancy at 23:46 see stats

Log

Funny Bones speeds up.
A shield forms around Funny Bones.

Skeleton master archer shoots!
Your shield crumbles under the damage!
The shield around Funny Bones crumbles.

Skeleton master archer's Shoot hits Funny Bones for (50 absorbed), 3 physical, 7 blight (10 total damage).
Funny Bones performs a melee critical strike against Skeleton master archer!
Funny Bones hits Skeleton master archer for 44 physical, 15 physical (59 total damage).
Skeleton master archer shoots!

Skeleton master archer's Shoot hits Funny Bones for 41 physical, 7 blight (48 total damage).
Funny Bones casts Pacification Hex.
Skeleton master archer shrugs off the effect 'Pacification Hex'!
Talent Warp Blade is ready to use.

Skeleton master archer uses Pinning Shot.
Funny Bones is pinned to the ground.
Skeleton master archer's Pinning Shot hits Funny Bones for 65 physical damage.
Funny Bones the level 4 skeleton wanderer was squished to death by a skeleton master archer on level 2 of Blighted Ruins.
You have no more lives left.
You enter a zero gravity zone, beware!
From the brink of death you seem to be yanked to another plane.
Skeleton master archer's Pinning Shot killed Funny Bones!
Saving game...
Saving done.
Talent Stealth is ready to use.

Personal New Achievement: Utterly Destroyed (Nightmare (Adventure) difficulty)!