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Mala the level 8 Cornac Archer by Strez21

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GameTales of Maj'Eyal: Age of Ascendancy 1.3.1
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CampaignMaj'Eyal
ModeNormal Roguelike
SexMale
RaceCornac
ClassArcher
Level / Exp8 / 1%
Sizemedium
Lifes / Deaths
no deaths recorded
/ 0

Primary Stats

Strength13 (base 13)
Dexterity36 (base 30)
Constitution18 (base 18)
Magic10 (base 10)
Willpower10 (base 10)
Cunning13 (base 12)

Resources

Life228/228
Stamina101/101
Healing Factor1.1
Regeneration0.275

Speed

Mental-7.5471698113208%
Attack0%
Movement0%
Spell0%
Global+100%

Vision

Sight10
Lite4

Offense: Mainhand

Damage45
Accuracy49
Crit Chance24%
APR23
Speed0.87

Offense: Spell

Spellpower10
Crit Chance2%
Speed1

Offense: Mind

Mindpower12.2
Crit Chance2%
Speed1

Defense: Base

Armour (hardiness)9 (30%)
Defense11.1
Ranged Defense11.1
Fatigue7
Physical Save20.925
Spell Save7
Mental Save8.05

Defense: Resistances

All 0%( 70%)

Defense: Immunities

Pinning Resistance32%
Instadeath Resistance100%
Knockback Resistance21%

Inscriptions (3/3)

Infusions
Effective talent level: 1.0
Use mode: Activated
Range: melee/personal
Cooldown: 12
Travel Speed: instantaneous
Usage Speed: Instant (0% of a turn)
Is: a nature gift
Description: Activate the infusion to cure yourself of one random physical effect and reduce all damage taken by 14% for 4 turns.

Also removes cross-tier effects of the affected types for free.
Infusion: Wild
Infusions
Effective talent level: 1.0
Use mode: Activated
Range: melee/personal
Cooldown: 10
Travel Speed: instantaneous
Usage Speed: Standard (100% of a turn)
Is: a nature gift
Description: Activate the infusion to heal yourself for 60 life over 5 turns.
Infusion: Regeneration
Runes
Effective talent level: 1.0
Use mode: Activated
Range: melee/personal
Cooldown: 15
Travel Speed: instantaneous
Usage Speed: Instant (0% of a turn)
Is: a spell
Description: Activate the rune to create a protective shield absorbing and reflecting at most 150 damage for 5 turns.
The effect will scale with your magic stat.
Its effects scale with your Magic stat.
Rune: Reflection Shield

Class Talents

Technique / Archery - bows1.30
  • Effective talent level: 5.2
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: Increases Physical Power by 52 and increases weapon damage by 51% when using bows.
    Also, increases your reload rate by 2.
    Bow Mastery
4/5
  • Effective talent level: 1.3
    Use mode: Activated
    Stamina cost: 16.1
    Range: 6
    Cooldown: 8
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Archery (87% of a turn)
    Description: You fire an arrow that cuts right through anything, piercing multiple targets if possible with nigh infinite armor penetration, doing 125% damage.
    Piercing Arrow
1/5
  • Effective talent level: 1.3
    Use mode: Activated
    Range: 6
    Cooldown: 8
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Archery (87% of a turn)
    Description: You fire two arrows at your target, hitting it and a nearby foe if possible, doing 156% damage
    This talent does not use any stamina.
    Dual Arrows
1/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Stamina cost: 37.5
    Range: 6
    Cooldown: 12
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Archery (87% of a turn)
    Description: You fire multiple arrows at an area of 1 radius, doing 60% damage with each arrow.
    Volley of Arrows
0/5
Technique / Archery - slings1.30
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: Increases Physical Power by 0 and increases weapon damage by 0% when using slings.
    Also, increases your reload rate by 0.
    Sling Mastery
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Stamina cost: 16.1
    Range: 6
    Cooldown: 8
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Archery (87% of a turn)
    Description: You fire a shot into your target's eyes, blinding it for 0 turns and doing 100% damage.
    The blind chance increases with your Accuracy.
    Eye Shot
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Stamina cost: 16.1
    Range: 6
    Cooldown: 8
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Archery (87% of a turn)
    Description: You fire a mighty shot at your target, doing 100% damage and knocking it back.
    The knockback chance increases with your Accuracy.
    Inertial Shot
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Stamina cost: 37.5
    Range: 6
    Cooldown: 12
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Archery (87% of a turn)
    Description: You fire an average of 2.8 shots at your target, doing 30% damage with each shot.
    Multishot
0/5
Technique / Archery prowess1.30
  • Effective talent level: 3.9
    Use mode: Activated
    Stamina cost: 16.1
    Range: 6
    Cooldown: 15
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Archery (87% of a turn)
    Description: You fire a burning shot, doing 112% fire damage to the target and lighting up the area around the target in a radius of 2.
    At level 3, it also has a chance to blind for 3 turns.
    Flare
3/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Stamina cost: 16.1
    Range: 6
    Cooldown: 10
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Archery (87% of a turn)
    Description: You fire a crippling shot, doing 100% damage and reducing your target's speed by 10% for 7 turns.
    The status power and status hit chance improve with your Accuracy.
    Crippling Shot
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Stamina cost: 16.1
    Range: 6
    Cooldown: 10
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Archery (87% of a turn)
    Description: You fire a pinning shot, doing 100% damage and pinning your target to the ground for 0 turns.
    The pinning chance increases with your Dexterity.
    Pinning Shot
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Stamina cost: 16.1
    Range: 6
    Cooldown: 14
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Archery (87% of a turn)
    Description: You fire multiple shots in a circular pattern with radius 0, doing 50% damage and stunning everyone hit for 0 turns.
    The stun chance increases with your Accuracy.
    Scatter Shot
0/5
Technique / Combat veteran0.90
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: Your combat focus allows you to regenerate stamina faster (+0.0 stamina/turn).
    Quick Recovery
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: Your combat focus allows you to regenerate life faster (+1.1 life/turn).
    Fast Metabolism
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: Rigorous training allows you to be more resistant to some spell effects (+0 spell save).
    Spell Shield
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: You revel in the death of your foes, regaining 0.0 stamina with each death you cause.
    Unending Frenzy
0/5
Technique / Archery training1.30
  • Effective talent level: 3.9
    Use mode: Activated
    Stamina cost: 8.6
    Range: 6
    Cooldown: 3
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Archery (87% of a turn)
    Description: A steady shot, doing 207% damage.
    Steady Shot
3/5
  • Effective talent level: 1.3
    Use mode: Sustained
    Sustain stamina cost: 20
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 8
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Instant (0% of a turn)
    Description: You enter a calm, focused stance, increasing your Physical Power (+19), Accuracy (+19), Armour penetration (+18), and critical chance (+22%), but reducing your firing speed by 8%.
    The effects will increase with your Dexterity.
    Aim
1/5
  • Effective talent level: 1.3
    Use mode: Sustained
    Sustain stamina cost: 20
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 8
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Instant (0% of a turn)
    Will Deactivate: Aim
    Description: You switch to a fluid and fast battle stance, increasing your firing speed by 14% at the cost of your Accuracy (-11), Physical Power (-11), and critical chance (-11%).
    Rapid Shot
1/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Range: 6
    Cooldown: 14
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Archery (87% of a turn)
    Description: You fire a shot without putting much strength into it, doing 50% damage.
    That brief moment of relief allows you to regain 12 stamina.
    Relaxed Shot
0/5

Generic Talents

Cunning / Survival1.00
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: You notice the small things others do not notice, allowing you to "see" creatures in a 1 radius even outside of light radius.
    This is not telepathy, however, and it is still limited to line of sight.
    Also, your attention to detail allows you to detect traps around you (0 detection 'power').
    At level 3, you learn to disarm known traps (0 disarm 'power').
    The trap detection and disarming ability improves with your Cunning.
    Heightened Senses
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: Your cunning manipulations allow you to use charms (wands, totems and torques) more efficiently, reducing their cooldowns by 0%.
    Charm Mastery
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: You look at your surroundings with more intensity than most people, allowing you to see stealthed or invisible creatures.
    Increases stealth detection by 5 and invisibility detection by 5.
    The detection power increases with your Cunning.
    Piercing Sight
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 30
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Combat (108% of a turn)
    Description: Your quick wit allows you to see attacks before they land, granting you a 13% chance to completely evade them and granting you 0 defense for 6 turns.
    Duration increases with Willpower, and chance to evade and defense with Cunning and Dexterity.
    Evasion
0/5
Technique / Field control1.00
  • Effective talent level: 3.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Stamina cost: 21.4
    Range: 7
    Cooldown: 12
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Weapon (87% of a turn)
    Description: Jump away 5 grids from your target.
    Disengage
3/5
  • Effective talent level: 1.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Stamina cost: 21.4
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 20
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Weapon (87% of a turn)
    Description: Sense foes around you in a radius of 13 for 4 turns.
    The radius will increase with your Cunning.
    Track
1/5
  • Effective talent level: 1.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Stamina cost: 5.4
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 15
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Weapon (87% of a turn)
    Description: A mighty kick that pushes your target away 3 grids.
    If another creature is in the way, it will also be pushed away.
    The Knockback chance increase with your Accuracy or your Physical Power, whichever is greater.
    Heave
1/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Sustained
    Sustain stamina cost: 80
    Range: 10
    Cooldown: 30
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Weapon (87% of a turn)
    Description: Your great dexterity allows you to see incoming projectiles (spells, arrows, ...), effectively slowing them down by 15%.
    Slow Motion
0/5
Technique / Combat training1.30
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: Your skin becomes more resilient to damage. Increases resistance to all damage by 0.0%.
    Thick Skin
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: You become better at using your armour to deflect blows and protect your vital areas. Increases Armour value by 0, Armour hardiness by 0%, and reduces chance to be critically hit by 0% with your current body armour.
    (This talent only provides bonuses for heavy mail or massive plate armour.)
    At level 1, it allows you to wear heavy mail armour, gauntlets, helms, and heavy boots.
    At level 2, it allows you to wear shields.
    At level 3, it allows you to wear massive plate armour.
    Armour Training
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 3.9
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: Increases the accuracy of unarmed, melee and ranged weapons by 42.
    Combat Accuracy
3/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: Increases Physical Power by 0, and increases weapon damage by 0% when using swords, axes or maces.
    Weapons Mastery
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: Increases Physical Power by 0, and increases weapon damage by 0% when using daggers.
    Dagger Mastery
0/5

Effects

talent
Aim
beneficial effect
The target filled with the spirit of the bunnies! This looks very very cute! Also whenever you deal damage you have 5% chances to turn into a vorpal bunny, increasing your critical chance by %10.
Bunnyficated!

Quests

You successfully escorted the lone alchemist to the recall portal on level 2 of Norgos Lair.
As a reward you improved Dexterity by +1.
Escort: lone alchemist (level 2 of Norgos Lair)		done
You successfully escorted the lone alchemist to the recall portal on level 2 of Trollmire.
As a reward you improved Dexterity by +2.
Escort: lone alchemist (level 2 of Trollmire)		done
You have found all the clues leading to the hidden treasure. There should be a way on the third level of the Trollmire.
It looks extremely dangerous, however - beware.
Hidden treasure		active
Explore the caves below the ruins of Kor'Pul and the Trollmire in search of treasure and glory!

* You have explored the Trollmire and vanquished Prox the Troll.
* You must explore the ruins of Kor'Pul and find out what lurks there and what treasures are to be gained!
Of trolls and damp caves		active

Equipment

Tool
Betimira [power 25] (3/20 cooldown)
Infused by psionic forces
2.00 Encumbrance.

Type: charm / torque ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Changes resistances: +1% physical
Pinning immunity: +10%
It can be used to setup a psionic shield, reducing all fire, cold, light, and arcane damage by 25 for 7 turns, putting all charms on cooldown for 20 turns.
When used:
100% chance to regenerate 2 hate.


Torques are made by powerful psionics to store psionic powers.
Betimira [power 25] (3/20 cooldown)
Quiver
barbed quiver of elm arrows of erosion (19/19, 13.5-18.9 power, 5 apr)
Requires:
- Dexterity 11

Infused by nature
Crafted by a master
3.00 Encumbrance.

Type: ammo / arrow ; tier 1

Base power: 13.5 - 18.9
Uses stats: 50% Str, 70% Dex
Damage type: Physical
Mastery: Bow Mastery
Accuracy bonus: +0.2% crit / acc
Armour Penetration: +5
Physical crit. chance: +1.0%
Capacity: 19
On weapon crit:
* wounds the target
Damage (Ranged): +5 bleed / +6 nature / +5 temporal


Arrows are used with bows to pierce your foes to death.
barbed quiver of elm arrows of erosion (19/19, 13.5-18.9 power, 5 apr)
Around neck
stabilizing copper amulet
Infused by nature
0.10 Encumbrance.

Type: jewelry / amulet ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Changes resistances: +11% temporal
Pinning immunity: +22%
Knockback immunity: +21%


Amulets can have magical properties.
stabilizing copper amulet
Main armor
rough leather armour (1 def, 2 armour)
Requires:
- Strength 10

9.00 Encumbrance.

Type: armor / light ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Armour: +2
Defense: +1 (+1 eff.)
Fatigue: +6%


A suit of armour made of leather.
rough leather armour (1 def, 2 armour)
On head
stabilizing rough leather cap of dexterity (+2) (0 def, 1 armour)
Crafted by a master
2.00 Encumbrance.

Type: armor / head ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Armour: +1
Fatigue: +1%
Changes stats: +2 Dex
Physical save: +11 (+6 eff.)


A cap made of leather.
stabilizing rough leather cap of dexterity (+2) (0 def, 1 armour)
Light source
Summertide Phial
Infused by nature
1.00 Encumbrance.

[Unique]
Type: lite / lite

When wielded/worn:
Changes resistances: +30% light
Changes damage: +10% light
Light radius: +4
Healing mod.: +10%
It can be used to call light (50 power, based on Willpower), costing 10 power out of 15/15.

A small crystal phial that captured Sunlight during the Summertide.
Summertide Phial
Cloak
thick linen cloak of Eldoral (1 def, 6 armour)
Crafted by a master
2.00 Encumbrance.

Type: armor / cloak ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Armour: +6
Defense: +1 (+1 eff.)
Changes stats: +1 Cun / +1 Dex
Changes resistances: +10% cold


A cloth coat typically worn as a loose outer garment. It is spacious enough to be worn even over bulky metal armour.
thick linen cloak of Eldoral (1 def, 6 armour)
In main hand
elm longbow
Requires:
- Dexterity 11
- Talent Shoot

4.00 Encumbrance.

Type: weapon / longbow ; tier 1
It must be held with both hands.

Mastery: Bow Mastery
Accuracy bonus: +0.2% crit / acc
Attack speed: 125%
Firing range: +6


Longbows are used to shoot arrows at your foes.
elm longbow

Inventory

healing infusion (heal 50)
Infused by nature
0.10 Encumbrance.

Type: scroll / infusion ; tier 1

When inscribed on your body:
Effective talent level: 0.0
Use mode: Activated
Range: melee/personal
Cooldown: 12
Travel Speed: instantaneous
Usage Speed: Instant (0% of a turn)
Is: a nature gift
Description: Activate the infusion to instantly heal yourself for 50 and cleanse 1 wound and poison effect.
It can be used to inscribe your skin with the infusion..

Natural infusions may be grafted onto your body, granting you an on-demand ability.
healing infusion (heal 50)
linen cloak (1 def, 0 armour)
2.00 Encumbrance.

Type: armor / cloak ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Defense: +1 (+1 eff.)


A cloth coat typically worn as a loose outer garment. It is spacious enough to be worn even over bulky metal armour.
linen cloak (1 def, 0 armour)
thick linen cloak (1 def, 5 armour)
Crafted by a master
2.00 Encumbrance.

Type: armor / cloak ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Armour: +5
Defense: +1 (+1 eff.)
Changes resistances: +11% cold


A cloth coat typically worn as a loose outer garment. It is spacious enough to be worn even over bulky metal armour.
thick linen cloak (1 def, 5 armour)
quiver of elm arrows (20/20, 15-21 power, 5 apr)
Requires:
- Dexterity 11

3.00 Encumbrance.

Type: ammo / arrow ; tier 1

Base power: 15.0 - 21.0
Uses stats: 50% Str, 70% Dex
Damage type: Physical
Mastery: Bow Mastery
Accuracy bonus: +0.2% crit / acc
Armour Penetration: +5
Physical crit. chance: +1.0%
Capacity: 20


Arrows are used with bows to pierce your foes to death.
quiver of elm arrows (20/20, 15-21 power, 5 apr)
4 agate
0.00 Encumbrance.

Type: gem / black ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Changes stats: +1 Str / +1 Dex / +1 Mag / +1 Wil / +1 Cun / +1 Con
When used to imbue an object:
Changes stats: +1 Str / +1 Dex / +1 Mag / +1 Wil / +1 Cun / +1 Con
Latent Damage Type: Acid


Gems can be sold for money or used in arcane rituals.
4 agate
opal
0.00 Encumbrance.

Type: gem / blue ; tier 2

When wielded/worn:
Changes stats: +2 Str / +2 Dex / +2 Mag / +2 Wil / +2 Cun / +2 Con
When used to imbue an object:
Changes stats: +2 Str / +2 Dex / +2 Mag / +2 Wil / +2 Cun / +2 Con
Latent Damage Type: Lightning


Gems can be sold for money or used in arcane rituals.
opal
spinel
0.00 Encumbrance.

Type: gem / green ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Defense: +2 (+2 eff.)
Physical save: +2 (+1 eff.)
Spell save: +2 (+2 eff.)
Mental save: +2 (+2 eff.)
When used to imbue an object:
Defense: +2 (+2 eff.)
Physical save: +2 (+1 eff.)
Spell save: +2 (+2 eff.)
Mental save: +2 (+2 eff.)
Latent Damage Type: Nature


Gems can be sold for money or used in arcane rituals.
spinel
brass lantern
2.00 Encumbrance.

Type: lite / lite ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Light radius: +2


A brass container with a wick emerging from it, protected from draughts by a sheet of greased paper. It can be carried by a handle.
brass lantern
Scrying Orb
Powered by unknown forces
1.00 Encumbrance.

[Plot Item]
Type: orb / orb

When carried:


This orb will automatically identify items you find.
Scrying Orb
Rod of Recall (1/1)
Powered by unknown forces
2.00 Encumbrance.

[Plot Item]
Type: charm / rod

It can be used to recall the user to the worldmap after 40 turns, costing 202 power out of 240/400.

This rod is made entirely of voratun, infused with raw magical energies that can bend space itself.
You have heard of such items before. They are very useful to adventurers, allowing faster travel.
Rod of Recall (1/1)
Transmogrification Chest
Powered by unknown forces
2.00 Encumbrance.

[Plot Item]
Type: chest / sher'tul

When carried:
It can be used to transmogrify all the items in your chest at once (also done automatically when you change level), costing 0 power out of 1000/1000.

This chest is an extension of old Sher'tul places of power. Any items dropped inside are transported to an other place, processed and destroyed to extract energy.
The byproduct of this effect is the creation of gold, which is useless to process, so it is sent back to you.

When you possess the chest all items you walk upon will automatically be put inside and transmogrified when you leave the level.
Simply go to your inventory to move them out of the chest if you wish to keep them.
Items in the chest will not encumber you.
Transmogrification Chest
amethyst
0.00 Encumbrance.

Type: gem / violet ; tier 2

When wielded/worn:
Physical crit. chance: +2.0%
Changes damage: +4% all
Spell crit. chance: +2%
Mental crit. chance: +2%
When used to imbue an object:
Physical crit. chance: +2.0%
Changes damage: +4% all
Spell crit. chance: +2%
Mental crit. chance: +2%
Latent Damage Type: Arcane


Gems can be sold for money or used in arcane rituals.
amethyst
2 zircon
0.00 Encumbrance.

Type: gem / yellow ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Armour: +1
Changes resistances: +1% all
When used to imbue an object:
Armour: +1
Changes resistances: +1% all
Latent Damage Type: Light


Gems can be sold for money or used in arcane rituals.
2 zircon

Achievements

Log

Rested for 1 turns (stop reason: all resources and life at maximum).

Resting starts...
You are yanked out of this place!
Rested for 37 turns (stop reason: dialog is displayed).

Mala wears: Betimira [power 25] (20 cooldown).

You gain 0.30 gold from the transmogrification of quick elm wand of conjuration [power 73] (3/7 cooldown).
You gain 1.25 gold from the transmogrification of steel plate armour (4 def, 9 armour).
You gain 0.77 gold from the transmogrification of rough leather armour of fire resistance (1 def, 2 armour).
You gain 1.37 gold from the transmogrification of steel mail armour of temporal resistance (2 def, 6 armour).
You gain 4.13 gold from the transmogrification of linen wizard hat 'Lisilrath' (1 def, 0 armour).
You gain 1.47 gold from the transmogrification of elm magestaff of fate (10-12 power, 2 apr, cold element).
You gain 0.66 gold from the transmogrification of mossy mindstar of clarity (2-2.2 power, 12 apr, mind damage).
You gain 2.00 gold from the transmogrification of Eye of Summer (8-8.8 power, 18 apr, fire damage).
You gain 0.25 gold from the transmogrification of iron greatmaul (16.5-24.75 power, 1 apr).
You gain 1.37 gold from the transmogrification of slime-covered iron dagger of massacre (14-18.2 power, 5 apr).
There is a Passageway into Norgos' Lair here (press '' or right click to use).
You stride into this area without a second thought, while stifling a yawn. You feel your time might be better spent elsewhere.
Saving game...
Saving done.
Message from DarkGod:
Because I am a very very nice person (and probably a little mad too), I have granted upon thy character the mighty effect of:
SHEER BADASSERY!

You can even earn a badass achievement!
Message from DarkGod: Grooooowwwlll. The Bearscape has come!
This is an event you got to enjoy because you were logged in at the right time, look for a portal on your worldmap!
Beware, Bears are cute but this zone might not be that easy! Level 15 recommended.
Message from DarkGod: Today we celebrate hum .. something. Well I just wanted to give an other round of the fabled .... LOST LAND OF POOSH! Enjoy!
Message from DarkGod:
Because I am a very very nice person (and probably a little mad too), I have granted upon thy character the mighty effect of VORPAL BUNNYFICATION!
Message from DarkGod:
Avast ye matey! 'tis pirate day!
[Ya got new talent learnt, check it out!]

Connection to online server lost, trying to reconnect.
Connection to online server established.
Mala deactivates Aim.