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Russ the level 3 Thalore Bulwark by rwbj

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GameTales of Maj'Eyal: Age of Ascendancy 1.7.4
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Ashes of Urh'Rok 1.7.4

Official Expansion!

Many in Maj'Eyal have heard of "demons", sadistic creatures who appear seemingly from nowhere, leaving a trail of suffering and destruction whereever they go. Their Fearscape floats far above the skies, watching and waiting, but not idly; their agents scout the land, their legions build up their forces, and their scholars develop new spells and strategies. As the barrier between our worlds begins to crack under their scrutiny, helpless Eyalites have begun to disappear, whisked up to serve as their slaves and playthings. They imbue these victims with magical powers to better survive the ensuing stresses - can you use your new-found abilities to escape the legions of Mal'Rok?

Features:

  • Start with a new class, the Doombringer! These avatars of demonic destruction charge into battle with massive two-handed weapons, cutting swaths of firey devastation through hordes of opponents. Armed with flame magic and demonic strength, they delight in fighting against overwhelming odds, softening up the crowd with waves of fire, then feeding on the flames and suffering of their surroundings to stay alive while quickly reducing any group to a pile of ash and gore.
  • Unlock a new class, the Demonologist, with an all-new item enhancement mechanic! Bearing a shield and the magic of the Spellblaze itself, these melee-fighting casters can grow demonic seeds from their fallen enemies. Imbue these seeds onto your items to gain a wide array of new talents and passive benefits, and summon the demons within them to fight on your side! Ever looked at a gigantic demon-cursed minotaur and wished it was on your side for once? Well, now you CAN summon one to pound your foes into paste while you cast devastating spells from afar, or call forth a squad of Fire Imps to pelt your enemies to death while they exhaust themselves on your impenetrable defenses! Demons have persistent health, making them a little more precious than disposable necromancer skeletons or summoner beasts, but can be revived from death nonetheless.
  • Two new zones, with all-new art, foes, and bosses! You've seen the plains of the Fearscape before, now see the lairs and headquarters of the demons themselves!
  • Over 10,000 words of written lore to find! The demons were once an enlightened, peaceful race, hailing from a distant planet known as Mal'Rok; learn what drove them to plot Eyal's eternal torture! Discover monuments to each of the demonic species and noteworthy individuals, showing the place of honor each has among them! Get a glimpse into the culture and daily lives of these sadistic invaders and their brainwashed thralls!
  • Unlock a new race, Doomelves: Shalore who've taken to the demonic alterations especially well, corrupting their typical abilities into a darker form. Blink away to safety, transform into a shadowy dúathedlen to hide in the shadows or prey on your foes with blasts of darkness, use your new resilience to soak up status effects and critical hits, and assault your enemies' minds to leave them unsteady in combat!
  • Between the aforementioned classes and Doomelves, a whopping 75 new talents!
  • Unlock two new cosmetic options! You know you've always wanted demon-horns.
  • Two new events, appearing anywhere in Eyal!
  • 20 new artifacts, with unique and interesting effects. Collect the Obsidian Treasures to amass more and more power! Slip your hands into the Will of Ul'Gruth and watch your sweeping blows smash down walls! Wear a giant hideous hell-mouth as a fashionable belt!
  • 7 new achievements! Conquer the worst Urh'Rok's forces can throw at you, and hang their metaphorical skulls from your profile page!

Ashes of Urh'Rok 1.7.4

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Steamtech UI 1.1.4
CampaignMaj'Eyal
ModeNightmare Roguelike
SexMale
RaceThalore
ClassBulwark
Level / Exp3 / 33%
Sizemedium
Lifes / Deaths
no deaths recorded
/ 0

Primary Stats

Strength20 (base 18)
Dexterity15 (base 12)
Constitution13 (base 12)
Magic8 (base 10)
Willpower11 (base 10)
Cunning10 (base 10)

Resources

Life162/172
Stamina90/90
Healing Factor1.0283363011315
Regeneration1.2854203764144

Speed

Mental0%
Attack0%
Movement0%
Spell0%
Global+100%

Vision

Sight10
Lite3

Offense: Mainhand

Damage27
Accuracy23
Crit Chance0%
APR2
Speed1.00

Offense: Offhand

Damage
Accuracy
Crit Chance
APR
Speed

Offense: Spell

Spellpower8
Crit Chance1%
Speed1

Offense: Mind

Mindpower11
Crit Chance1%
Speed1

Defense: Base

Armour (hardiness)22.032183482587 (62.32946707186%)
Defense6
Ranged Defense6
Fatigue26
Physical Save11
Spell Save12
Mental Save13

Defense: Resistances

All 0%( 70%)

Defense: Immunities

Stun Resistance20%
Instadeath Resistance100%
Knockback Resistance20%

Inscriptions (3/3)

Infusions
Effective talent level: 1.0
Use mode: Activated
Range: melee/personal
Cooldown: 10
Travel Speed: instantaneous
Usage Speed: Standard (100% of a turn)
Is: a nature gift
Description: Activate the infusion to heal yourself for 100 life over 5 turns.
Infusion: Regeneration
Infusions
Effective talent level: 1.0
Use mode: Activated
Range: melee/personal
Cooldown: 14
Travel Speed: instantaneous
Usage Speed: Instant (0% of a turn)
Is: a nature gift
Description: Activate the infusion to cure yourself of one random physical effect and reduce all damage taken by 14% for 4 turns.
Also removes cross-tier effects of the affected types for free.
Infusion: Wild
Infusions
Effective talent level: 1.0
Use mode: Activated
Range: melee/personal
Cooldown: 12
Travel Speed: instantaneous
Usage Speed: Instant (0% of a turn)
Is: a nature gift
Description: Activate the infusion to instantly heal yourself for 50 then cleanse 1 wound, poison, and disease effect.
Infusion: Healing

Class Talents

Technique / Combat techniques1.30
  • Effective talent level: 1.3
    Use mode: Activated
    Stamina cost: 27.7
    Range: 6
    Cooldown: 35
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Weapon (100% of a turn)
    Description: Rush toward a target enemy with incredible speed and perform a melee attack for 120% weapon damage that can daze the target for 3 turns if it hits.
    You must rush from at least 2 tiles away.
    Rush
1/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Sustained
    Sustain stamina cost: 30
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 30
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Weapon (100% of a turn)
    Description: You focus your strikes, reducing your attack speed by 10% and increasing your Accuracy by 4 and critical chance by 3%.
    The effects will increase with your Dexterity.
    Precise Strikes
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Stamina cost: 31.5
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 25
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Instant (0% of a turn)
    Description: You have learned to focus your blows to hit your target, granting +19 accuracy and allowing you to attack creatures you cannot see without penalty for the next 1 turns.
    Perfect Strike
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Stamina cost: 31.5
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 55
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Instant (0% of a turn)
    Description: Through rigorous training, you have learned to focus your actions for a short while, increasing your speed by 0% for 5 turns.
    Blinding Speed
0/5
Technique / Shield defense1.30
  • Effective talent level: 1.3
    Use mode: Sustained
    Sustain stamina cost: 30
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 10
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Shield (100% of a turn)
    Description: Enter a protective battle stance allowing you to defend yourself more proficiently while using a shield.
    Increases Armour by 7, Block value by 21, and reduces Block cooldown by 2.
    Increases stun and knockback resistance by 20%.
    The Armor and Block bonuses increase equally with your Dexterity and Strength.
    Shield Wall
1/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Stamina cost: 25.2
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 10
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Shield (100% of a turn)
    Description: Smash your shield into the face of all adjacent foes dealing 100% shield damage and knocking them back 0 grids.
    In addition, all creatures knocked back will also be dazed for 5 turns.
    If known, activating this talent will refresh your Rush cooldown if the attack hits.
    The distance increases with your talent level, and the Daze duration with your Strength.
    Repulsion
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: Improves your damage with shield-based skills, and increases your Spell (+1) and Physical (+0) Saves.
    Shield Expertise
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Sustained
    Sustain stamina cost: 30
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 8
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Instant (0% of a turn)
    Description: You brace yourself for the final stand, increasing Defense and Armor by 0, maximum and current life by 12, but making you unable to move.
    Your stand lets you concentrate on every blow, allowing you to avoid death from normally fatal wounds. You can only die when reaching -12 life.
    If your life is below 0 when Last Stand ends it will be set to 1.
    The increase in Defense and Armor is based on your Dexterity, and the increase in life is based on your Constitution and normal maximum life.
    Last Stand
0/5
Technique / Shield offense1.30
  • Effective talent level: 1.3
    Use mode: Activated
    Stamina cost: 10.1
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 6
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Shield (100% of a turn)
    Description: Hits the target with two shield strikes, doing 136% and 166% shield damage. If it hits a second time, it stuns the target for 2 turns.
    The stun chance increases with your Accuracy and your Strength.
    Shield Pummel
1/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: Improves your ability to perform counterstrikes after blocks in the following ways:
    Allows counterstrikes after incomplete blocks.
    Increases the number of counterstrikes you can perform on a target while they're vulnerable by 0.
    Increases the crit chance of counterstrikes by 10%. This increase scales with your Dexterity.
    Riposte
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Stamina cost: 15.1
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 10
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Shield (100% of a turn)
    Description: Hit your target with your shield 3 times for 30% damage then quickly return to a blocking position. The bonus block will not check or trigger Block cooldown.
    Shield Slam
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Stamina cost: 20.2
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 6
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Shield (100% of a turn)
    Description: Hits the target with your shield, doing 80% damage. If it hits, you follow up with two automatic critical hits with your weapon, doing 80% base damage each.
    Assault
0/5
Technique / Combat veteran1.30
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: Your combat focus allows you to regenerate stamina faster (+0.0 stamina/turn).
    Quick Recovery
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: Your combat focus allows you to regenerate life faster (+1.4 life/turn).
    Fast Metabolism
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: Rigorous training allows you to be more resistant to some spell effects (+0 spell save).
    Spell Shield
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: You revel in the death of your foes, regaining 0.0 stamina with each death you cause.
    Unending Frenzy
0/5

Generic Talents

Cunning / Survival1.00
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: You notice the small things others do not notice, allowing you to "see" creatures in a 2 radius even outside of light radius.
    This is not telepathy, however, and it is still limited to line of sight.
    Also, your attention to detail increases stealth detection and invisibility detection by 0, and you gain the ability to detect traps (+0 detect 'power').
    The detection abilities improve with Cunning.
    Heightened Senses
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: Your cunning manipulations allow you to use charms (wands, totems and torques) more efficiently, reducing their cooldowns and the power cost of all usable items by 8%.
    In addition your knowledge of devices allows you to disarm known traps (0 disarm 'power', improves with Cunning).
    Device Mastery
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 20
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Standard (100% of a turn)
    Description: Sense foes around you in a radius of 5 for 1 turns.
    The radius will increase with your Cunning.
    Track
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: You have an enhanced sense of self preservation, and your keen intuition allows you to sense dangers others miss.
    Your ability to detect traps is enhanced (+0 detect 'power').
    Critical attacks against you have 0.0% reduced bonus damage, and damage bonuses attackers gain against you for being unseen are reduced by 10%.
    You also gain an additional chance (at your normal save -20, effective) to resist detrimental status effects that can be resisted.
    The detection and additional save chance improve with Cunning.
    Danger Sense
0/5
Technique / Conditioning1.30
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Cooldown: 15
    Description: You recover faster from poisons, diseases and wounds, reducing the duration of all such effects by 4%.
    Whenever your life falls below 50%, your life regeneration increases by 2.5 for 8 turns (20 total). This effect can only happen once every 15 turns.
    The regeneration scales with your Constitution.
    Vitality
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: You've learned to recover quickly from effects that would disable you. Each turn, you have a 8% chance to recover from a single stun effect.
    At talent level 2 you may also recover from Blindness, at level 3 Confusion and Pins, and level 4 Disarms and Slows.
    Effects will be cleansed with the priority order Stun > Blind > Confusion > Pin > Disarm > Slow.
    Only one effect may be recovered from each turn, and the chance to recover from an effect scales with your Constitution.
    Unflinching Resolve
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Sustained
    Sustain stamina cost: 20
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 8
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Weapon (100% of a turn)
    Description: Enemies are intimidated by your very presence.
    Enemies within radius 6 have their Physical Power, Mindpower, and Spellpower reduced by 1.
    The power of the intimidation effect improves with your Physical power
    Daunting Presence
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 24
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Instant (0% of a turn)
    Description: You release a surge of adrenaline that increases your Physical Power by 1 for 2 turns. While the effect is active, you may continue to fight beyond the point of exhaustion.
    You may continue to use stamina based talents while at zero stamina at the cost of life.
    The Physical Power increase will scale with your Constitution.
    Using this talent does not take a turn.
    Adrenaline Surge
0/5
Race / Thalore1.00
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 53
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Instant (0% of a turn)
    Is: a nature gift
    Description: Call upon nature to regenerate your body for 14 life every turn and increase healing mod by 10% for 8 turns.
    The life healed will increase with your Willpower or Constitution (whichever is higher).
    Gift of the Woods
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Is: a nature gift
    Description: Thaloren have an affinity for natural elements, allowing them to heal for a portion of damage taken from them.
    You gain 19% Nature and Acid damage affinity.
    Verdant
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Is: a nature gift
    Description: Thaloren are part of the wood; it shields them from corruption.
    Increase disease immunity by 7%, blight resistance by 0.0%, and all resistances by 0.0%.
    Guardian of the Wood
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Range: 4
    Cooldown: 53
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Instant (0% of a turn)
    Is: a nature gift
    Description: Nature is with the Thaloren; they can always feel the call of the woods.
    Summons two elite Treants to your side for 8 turns.
    The treants have a global resistance equal to your blight resistance and can stun, knockback, and taunt foes.
    Your Willpower (11) will be added to all of their non-Magic primary stats and their talent levels will increase with your Nature's Pride talent level.
    Your increased damage, damage penetration, and many other stats will be inherited.
    Nature's Pride
0/5
Technique / Combat training1.30
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: Your skin becomes more resilient to damage. Increases resistance to all damage by 0.0%.
    Thick Skin
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 2.6
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: You become better at using your armour to deflect blows and protect your vital areas. Increases Armour value by 6, Armour hardiness by 32%, and reduces the chance melee or ranged attacks critically hit you by 7% with your current body armour.
    (This talent only provides bonuses for heavy mail or massive plate armour.)
    At level 1, it allows you to wear heavy mail armour, gauntlets, helms, and heavy boots.
    At level 2, it allows you to wear shields.
    At level 3, it allows you to wear massive plate armour.
    Heavy Armour Training
2/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: You learn to maintain your agility and manage your combat posture while wearing robes or light armour. When wearing armour no heavier than leather in your main body slot, you gain 4 Defense, 0% Armour hardiness, and 5% reduced Fatigue.
    In addition, when you step adjacent to a (visible) enemy, you use the juxtaposition to increase your total Defense by 2 for 2 turns.
    The Defense bonus scales with your Dexterity.
    Light Armour Training
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 1.3
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: Increases the accuracy of unarmed, melee and ranged weapons by 18.
    Combat Accuracy
1/5
  • Effective talent level: 1.3
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: Increases weapon damage by 34% and physical power by 30 when using swords, axes or maces.
    Weapons Mastery
1/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: Increases weapon damage by 0% and physical power by 30 when using daggers.
    Dagger Mastery
0/5

Effects

talent
Shield Wall

Quests

Escort the lost defiler to the recall portal on level 3 of Norgos Lair.
Escort: lost defiler (level 3 of Norgos Lair)		active
The Thaloren forest is disrupted. Corruption is spreading. Norgos the guardian bear is said to have gone mad.

On the western border of the forest a gloomy aura has been set up. Things inside are... twisted.

* You must explore Norgos' Lair.
* You must explore the Heart of the Gloom.
Madness of the Ages		active

Equipment

On hands
restful iron gauntlets (0 def, 1 armour)
Requires:
- Heavy armour training

Infused by psionic forces
1.50 Encumbrance.

Type: armor / hands ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Armour: +1
Fatigue: +1%
Life regen: +1.00
Stamina each turn: +0.50
Maximum stamina: +11.00
Learn an unarmed attack talent or enable 'Always show glove combat' to see combat stats.


Metal gloves protecting the hands up to the middle of the lower arm.
restful iron gauntlets (0 def, 1 armour)
On head
iron helm (0 def, 3 armour)
Requires:
- Heavy armour training

3.00 Encumbrance.

Type: armor / head ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Armour: +3
Fatigue: +5%


A large helmet that can protect the entire head. Ventilation and bad vision can be a problem, however.
iron helm (0 def, 3 armour)
Main armor
iron mail armour (2 def, 4 armour)
Requires:
- Heavy armour training
- Strength 14

14.00 Encumbrance.

Type: armor / heavy ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Armour: +4
Defense: +2 (+2 eff.)
Fatigue: +12%


A suit of armour made of mail.
iron mail armour (2 def, 4 armour)
In main hand
iron mace (14-19 power, 2 apr)
Requires:
- Strength 11

3.00 Encumbrance.

Type: weapon / mace ; tier 1

Base power: 13.5 - 18.9
Uses stat: 100% Str
Damage type: Physical
Mastery: Weapons Mastery
Accuracy bonus: +0.2% base dam (max 20%)
Armour Penetration: +2
Crit. chance: +0.5%
Attack speed: 100%


Blunt and deadly.
iron mace (14-19 power, 2 apr)
In off hand
iron shield (0 def, 2 armour, 10-13 power, 22.5 block)
Requires:
- Shield usage training
- Strength 11

7.00 Encumbrance.

Type: armor / shield ; tier 1

When used to attack (with talents):
Base power: 10.5 - 12.6
Uses stat: 100% Str
Damage type: Physical
Accuracy bonus: +2.0% proc dam (max 200%)
Crit. chance: +2.5%
Block value: +22
When wielded/worn:
Armour: +2
Fatigue: +8%
Talent granted: +1 Block


Handheld deflection devices.
iron shield (0 def, 2 armour, 10-13 power, 22.5 block)
Cloak
linen cloak of protection (1 def, 0 armour)
Powered by arcane forces
2.00 Encumbrance.

Type: armor / cloak ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Defense: +1 (+1 eff.)
Spell save: +6 (+6 eff.)
Mental save: +6 (+6 eff.)


A cloth coat typically worn as a loose outer garment. It is spacious enough to be worn even over bulky metal armour.
linen cloak of protection (1 def, 0 armour)
Light source
brass lantern
2.00 Encumbrance.

Type: lite / lite ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Light radius: +3


A brass container with a wick emerging from it, protected from draughts by a sheet of greased paper. It can be carried by a handle.
brass lantern

Inventory

shielding rune of the duelist (absorb 115; dur 3; cd 16)
Powered by arcane forces
0.10 Encumbrance.

Type: scroll / rune

When inscribed on your body:
Effective talent level: 0.0
Use mode: Activated
Range: melee/personal
Cooldown: 16
Travel Speed: instantaneous
Usage Speed: Instant (0% of a turn)
Is: a spell
Description: Activate the rune to create a protective shield absorbing at most 115 damage for 3 turns.
Its effects scale with your Dexterity stat.
It can be used to inscribe your skin with the rune.

Magical runes may be inscribed onto your body, granting you an on-demand spell talent.
shielding rune of the duelist (absorb 115; dur 3; cd 16)
Scrying Orb
Powered by unknown forces
1.00 Encumbrance.

[Plot Item]
Type: orb / orb

When carried:


This orb will automatically identify items you find.
Scrying Orb
Transmogrification Chest
Powered by unknown forces
2.00 Encumbrance.

[Plot Item]
Type: chest / sher'tul

When carried:
It can be used to transmogrify all the items in your chest at once (also done automatically when you change level)

Activation costs 0 power out of 1000/1000.

This chest is an extension of old Sher'tul places of power. Any items dropped inside are transported to an other place, processed and destroyed to extract energy.
The byproduct of this effect is the creation of gold, which is useless to process, so it is sent back to you.

When you possess the chest all items you walk upon will automatically be put inside and transmogrified when you leave the level.
Simply go to your inventory to move them out of the chest if you wish to keep them.
Items in the chest will not encumber you.
Transmogrification Chest
3 citrine
0.00 Encumbrance.

Type: gem / yellow ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Light radius: +4
Infravision radius: +4
When used to imbue an object:
Light radius: +4
Infravision radius: +4
Latent Damage Type: Light


Gems can be sold for money or used in arcane rituals.
3 citrine

Achievements

Log

Green worm mass hits Russ for 8 acid damage.
Great wolf misses Russ.

You collect a new ingredient: green worm (1).
Russ hits Green worm mass for 30 physical damage.
Russ killed Green worm mass!
Green worm mass misses Russ.
Great wolf hits Russ for 3 physical damage.

You collect a new ingredient: green worm (1).
Russ hits Green worm mass for 31 physical damage.
Russ killed Green worm mass!
Great wolf hits Russ for 2 physical damage.
Great wolf howls

Russ hits Great wolf for 31 physical damage.
Great wolf hits Russ for 3 physical damage.
Talent Block is ready to use.

Russ misses Great wolf.
Great wolf misses Russ.

Russ misses Great wolf.
Great wolf hits Russ for 3 physical damage.

Russ hits Great wolf for 28 physical damage.
Russ killed Great wolf!

Zubarema, the lost defiler says: 'Help! Large white snake to the west!'