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GameTales of Maj'Eyal: Age of Ascendancy 1.7.6
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Ashes of Urh'Rok 1.7.4

Official Expansion!

Many in Maj'Eyal have heard of "demons", sadistic creatures who appear seemingly from nowhere, leaving a trail of suffering and destruction whereever they go. Their Fearscape floats far above the skies, watching and waiting, but not idly; their agents scout the land, their legions build up their forces, and their scholars develop new spells and strategies. As the barrier between our worlds begins to crack under their scrutiny, helpless Eyalites have begun to disappear, whisked up to serve as their slaves and playthings. They imbue these victims with magical powers to better survive the ensuing stresses - can you use your new-found abilities to escape the legions of Mal'Rok?

Features:

  • Start with a new class, the Doombringer! These avatars of demonic destruction charge into battle with massive two-handed weapons, cutting swaths of firey devastation through hordes of opponents. Armed with flame magic and demonic strength, they delight in fighting against overwhelming odds, softening up the crowd with waves of fire, then feeding on the flames and suffering of their surroundings to stay alive while quickly reducing any group to a pile of ash and gore.
  • Unlock a new class, the Demonologist, with an all-new item enhancement mechanic! Bearing a shield and the magic of the Spellblaze itself, these melee-fighting casters can grow demonic seeds from their fallen enemies. Imbue these seeds onto your items to gain a wide array of new talents and passive benefits, and summon the demons within them to fight on your side! Ever looked at a gigantic demon-cursed minotaur and wished it was on your side for once? Well, now you CAN summon one to pound your foes into paste while you cast devastating spells from afar, or call forth a squad of Fire Imps to pelt your enemies to death while they exhaust themselves on your impenetrable defenses! Demons have persistent health, making them a little more precious than disposable necromancer skeletons or summoner beasts, but can be revived from death nonetheless.
  • Two new zones, with all-new art, foes, and bosses! You've seen the plains of the Fearscape before, now see the lairs and headquarters of the demons themselves!
  • Over 10,000 words of written lore to find! The demons were once an enlightened, peaceful race, hailing from a distant planet known as Mal'Rok; learn what drove them to plot Eyal's eternal torture! Discover monuments to each of the demonic species and noteworthy individuals, showing the place of honor each has among them! Get a glimpse into the culture and daily lives of these sadistic invaders and their brainwashed thralls!
  • Unlock a new race, Doomelves: Shalore who've taken to the demonic alterations especially well, corrupting their typical abilities into a darker form. Blink away to safety, transform into a shadowy dúathedlen to hide in the shadows or prey on your foes with blasts of darkness, use your new resilience to soak up status effects and critical hits, and assault your enemies' minds to leave them unsteady in combat!
  • Between the aforementioned classes and Doomelves, a whopping 75 new talents!
  • Unlock two new cosmetic options! You know you've always wanted demon-horns.
  • Two new events, appearing anywhere in Eyal!
  • 20 new artifacts, with unique and interesting effects. Collect the Obsidian Treasures to amass more and more power! Slip your hands into the Will of Ul'Gruth and watch your sweeping blows smash down walls! Wear a giant hideous hell-mouth as a fashionable belt!
  • 7 new achievements! Conquer the worst Urh'Rok's forces can throw at you, and hang their metaphorical skulls from your profile page!

Ashes of Urh'Rok 1.7.4

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Embers of Rage 1.7.4

Official Expansion!

One year has passed since the one the Orcs call the "Scourge from the West" came and single-handedly crushed the Orc Prides of Grushnak, Vor, Gorbat, and Rak'Shor.  The Allied Kingdoms, now linked by farportal to their distant, long-lost Sunwall allies, have helped them conquer most of Var'Eyal.  The few remnants of the ravaged Prides are caged...  but one Pride remains.  Kruk Pride, isolated on an island, is the last orcish settlement that stands; they, too, face their impending doom.  The Sunwall has blockaded the only exit point from the island, and now, the technologically advanced civilization of Steam Giants have come down from the mountains to take their homeland with machines and weaponry unlike anything else on Eyal.  Kruk Pride has reverse-engineered their technology before; their only hope is to do it again and rise up against the Pride's foes.
 

Features:

  • Explore a whole new campaign from level 1 to 50, one year after the events of the original Tales of Maj'Eyal campaign. Liberate the Orcs (or die trying) by rising up against the Sunwall, the Steam Giants of Atmos, and other dangers that may lie in wait...
  • Play as one of three new races: the battle-hardened Orcs, the brutal Yetis, and the unstoppable Whitehooves. Discover their stories, their pains, their hopes... and their awesome racial powers!
  • Risk your life in over 20 unique zones! Explore the ruins of a lost city, lay siege to the Sunwall forces at the Gates of Morning, and raid the Steam Giants' mining quarry - each has its own unique foes and hazards, leading each to feel and play different from the others.
  • Play as one of the four new tinker classes: Gunslingers, Sawbutchers, Psyshots and Annihilators! Plus a class evolution: Technomancers! Crush and rend your foes with heavy metal, electrocute and immolate them with your gadgets, charge across the battlefield or nimbly strafe in style - each plays differently, and none provide any shortage of ways to slay your foes.
  • Master steam technology to build powerful tinkers to augment your equipment. Need to close in a bit quicker? Turn your boots into rocket boots! Having a hard time deciding whether to shoot someone or stab them? Build a Hand Cannon into your gloves, or deploy a Weapon Automaton to do the stabbing for you! If you have a problem, steamtech has a solution, usually involving explosions; with over 80 different powerful contraptions to craft, enjoy unparalleled versatility and trying something different with every playthrough.
  • Master the tactical uses of over 140 talents! Fire bouncing trick-shots and psychic-infused shots, use your steamsaws as shields or wheels, terrify your foes with long mechanical arms - there are no "boring" talents here, everything has its own special applications and properties!
  • Use advanced technology in the world of Eyal! Burrow through sand, plant bombs to destroy tunnels, and discover that you aren't alone in using it...
  • Infusions and runes are for puny humans; implant new medical injectors to pump an array of experimental chemicals into your body! Injectors can use any (infinitely reusable) salve in your inventory as long as they're off their cooldown, giving you versatility you've wished you could get with a couple of inscriptions.
  • Loot over 70 new and powerful artifacts. Pump lead into foes with big guns, quick guns, and explosive guns! Shred them with saws that maim, saws that thirst for blood, and saws that aren't really saws! Violate common sense by strapping a rocket to your back and calling it a jetpack!
  • Enjoy dying in horrible and exotic ways at the hands (or claws, jaws, guns...) of over 140 new creatures! Not mere piles of stats and chain-stuns, these foes will provide unique challenges - suffer the Sunwall's newest cosmic spells, the new breeds of ritches that infest and multiply, the Steam Giants' elaborate defense systems, and find new strategies to adapt to each!
  • Earn a trunkload of achievements! Have your accomplishments recognized for liberating the Orcish people, displaying exceptional mercy or cruelty, or showing your prowess with impressive feats! Give a boss a fate worse than death, show Sunwall forces how frustrating it is to fight a Radiant Horror as a paladin, come out on top against impossible odds, display a suicidal lack of situational awareness, and wear a badge of pride or shame for each!
  • Read roughly 27,000 words of new lore to immerse yourself in the world! Learn how things have changed since the Scourge's campaign, feel hatred and/or pity for your foes, uncover grand schemes and sinister plots, and notice the elaborate connections between Var'Eyal's numerous factions. Every zone has a story behind it, and every story ties into a bigger picture; enjoy a tale of horror and humor, of intrigue and glory, of despair and hope.
  • Earn the right to use the classic (and Ashes of Urh'Rok) classes in Embers of Rage, and the new tinker classes in Maj'Eyal! Play a Brawler in the East to fulfill your life-long dream of suplexing an entire nation of giants, or play a Sawbutcher in Maj'Eyal to shred through Dreadfell in a whirlwind of sawblades and steam!
Embers of Rage 1.7.4

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Forbidden Cults 1.7.4

Official Expansion!

Not all adventurers seek fortune, not all that defend the world have good deeds in mind.
Lately the number of sightings of horrors have grown tremendously. People wander off the beaten paths only to be found years later, horribly mutated and partly insane, if they are found at all. It is becoming evident something is stirring deep below Maj'Eyal.
That something is you.

Forbidden Cults is a big expansion for Tales of Maj'Eyal to let you explore the horrors that lurk beneath the surface, to delve in long lost knowledge and lore and as usual to die a lot!


Forbidden Cults makes two new classes available to play:

  • Writhing One: Give in to the corrupting forces and turn yourself gradually into an horror, summon horrors to do your bidding, shed your skin and melt your face to assault your foes. With your arm already turned into a tentacle, what creature can stop you?
  • Cultist of Entropy: Using its insanity and control of entropic forces to unravel the normal laws of physic this caster class can turn healing into attacks and call upon the forces of the void to reduce its foes to dust.

Both those classes use a new resource called Insanity that gradually makes you both more chaotic and powerful as it fills up.


Forbidden Cults makes two new races available to play:

  • Drem: A corrupt subrace of dwarves, that somehow managed to keep a shred of sanity to not fully devolve into mindless horrors. They can enter a frenzy and even learn to summon horrors.
  • Krog: Ogres transformed by the very thing that should kill them. Their powerful attacks can stun their foes and they are so strong they can dual wield any one handed weapons.


Forbidden Cults adds many new zones for you to explore and die in:

  • Kroshkkur: An ancient Sher'tul Fortress laying half in ruins that serves as a focal point, and home, for all kinds of creatures seeking lost knowledge.
  • The Maggot: A huge living corrupted worm about to destroy Kroshkkur! Teleport inside and save your sanctuary of horrors!
  • The Godfeaster: Deep undergroud the ground shakes as ... -- redacted by corrupt forces --
  • The Scourge Pits: On the south of the Iron Throne lays a fool pit of ... -- redacted by corrupt forces --
  • Forbidden Tomes: Find special artifact books of ancient lore. But, read at your own peril, for the story they tell may very well suck you in... quite literally.
    Maybe you will even find The One That Writes...
  • Occult Egress: A strange, extremely old, contraption of unknown origin. It seems to require some kind of code sequence to activate. Maybe you will find some during your adventures?
  • The Entropic Void: So you think you are strong? Powerful? Invulnerable? In the end, entropy always wins, as you will learn...


What would an expansion about horrors be without a bunch of new horrors to torment you with? Please give a warm welcome to:

  • Searing Horrors: You liked luminous horrors? You loved radiant horrors? You will absolutely adore their searing big brothers!
  • Nethergates: It sleeps. Maybe it should stay that way.
  • Netherworms: Vampiric worm masses that are bound to tickle your fancy! And tickle hard.
  • Fearful Symmetry: Geometry has never been so lively!
  • Entropic Shards: Take an entropic crystal, shatter it with tentacles. And die.
  • : And more ...


"DarkGod, is that all?" Obviously not! You will also find your usual addition of:

  • Lore: Delve into the dark forgotten secrets of the world, where sanity is a very tenuous idea.
  • Artifacts: Discover new objects of power and use them to further your own goals.
  • New wyrmic tree: Unlock the scourge drake for your wyrmics.
  • Glass Golem: Unlock the glass golem option for your alchemists.
  • Events: Discover new strange contraptions in familiar zones. What could go wrong?
  • Achievements: Because there can never be enough!
Forbidden Cults 1.7.4
CampaignMaj'Eyal
ModeNormal Adventure
SexMale
RaceDwarf
ClassBerserker
Level / Exp15 / 26%
Sizemedium
Lifes / Deaths
Killed by Malevolent Dimensional Jelly at level 10 on the 2nd Acquisition 122nd year of Ascendancy at 22:22
Killed by poopo at level 11 on the 3rd Acquisition 122nd year of Ascendancy at 13:03
Killed by brecklorn at level 12 on the 5th Profit 122nd year of Ascendancy at 03:50
Killed by Horned Horror at level 13 on the 6th Profit 122nd year of Ascendancy at 23:27
Killed by greater gwelgoroth at level 14 on the 9th Profit 122nd year of Ascendancy at 05:26
Killed by snow giant boulder thrower at level 15 on the 17th Profit 122nd year of Ascendancy at 10:35
0 / 6

Primary Stats

Strength54 (base 41)
Dexterity16 (base 12)
Constitution39 (base 31)
Magic10 (base 10)
Willpower13 (base 10)
Cunning10 (base 10)

Resources

Life-136/538
Stamina20/150
Healing Factor1.2162543368031
Regeneration8.0984363614997

Speed

Mental0%
Attack0%
Movement0%
Spell0%
Global+100%

Vision

Sight10
Lite3
Infravision3

Offense: Mainhand

Damage112
Accuracy41
Crit Chance2%
APR2
Speed1.00

Offense: Spell

Spellpower10
Crit Chance2%
Speed1

Offense: Mind

Mindpower13
Crit Chance1%
Speed1

Offense: Damage Bonus

Acid+6%
Cold+11%
Blight+3%
Arcane+9%
Fire+14%
Nature+9%

Offense: Damage Penetration

Physical+5%
Arcane+15%

Defense: Base

Armour (hardiness)42.317011280365 (72.903125182002%)
Defense13
Ranged Defense13
Fatigue12
Physical Save26
Spell Save22
Mental Save8

Defense: Resistances

Lightning+ 23%( 70%)
Nature+ 13%( 70%)
Fire+ 43%( 70%)
Cold+ 50%( 70%)
All+ 7%( 70%)

Defense: Immunities

Instadeath Resistance100%
Knockback Resistance40%

Inscriptions (3/3)

Infusions
Effective talent level: 1.0
Use mode: Activated
Range: melee/personal
Cooldown: 10
Travel Speed: instantaneous
Usage Speed: Standard (100% of a turn)
Is: a nature gift
Description: Activate the infusion to heal yourself for 100 life over 5 turns.
Infusion: Regeneration
Infusions
Effective talent level: 1.0
Use mode: Activated
Range: melee/personal
Cooldown: 14
Travel Speed: instantaneous
Usage Speed: Instant (0% of a turn)
Is: a nature gift
Description: Activate the infusion to cure yourself of one random physical effect and reduce all damage taken by 14% for 4 turns.
Also removes cross-tier effects of the affected types for free.
Infusion: Wild
Infusions
Effective talent level: 1.0
Use mode: Activated
Range: melee/personal
Cooldown: 12
Travel Speed: instantaneous
Usage Speed: Instant (0% of a turn)
Is: a nature gift
Description: Activate the infusion to instantly heal yourself for 50 then cleanse 1 wound, poison, and disease effect.
Infusion: Healing

Class Talents

Technique / Berserker's strength1.30
  • Effective talent level: 1.3
    Use mode: Activated
    Stamina cost: 33.6
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 18
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Weapon (100% of a turn)
    Description: Shout your warcry in a frontal cone of radius 4. Any targets caught inside will be confused (50% confusion power) for 4 turns.
    Warshout
1/5
  • Effective talent level: 1.3
    Use mode: Sustained
    Sustain stamina cost: 20
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 10
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Instant (0% of a turn)
    Description: You enter an aggressive battle rage, increasing Accuracy by 12 and Physical Power by 18 and making you nearly unstoppable, granting 22% stun and pinning resistance.
    Sustaining this rage takes its toll on your body, decreasing your life by 2% each turn, but for every 1% of life missing you gain 0.5% critical hit chance.
    Even when sustained, this talent is only active when foes are in sight.
    The Accuracy bonus increases with your Dexterity, and the Physical Power bonus with your Strength.
    Berserker Rage
1/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Stamina cost: 13.4
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 20
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Weapon (100% of a turn)
    Description: Hits the target with your weapon, doing 80% damage. If the attack hits, the target's armour and saves are reduced by 0 for 2 turns.
    Also if the target is protected by any temporary magical or psionic damage absorbing shields there is -56% chance to shatter a random shield.
    Armor reduction chance increases with your Physical Power.
    Shattering Blow
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Range: 10
    Cooldown: 25
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Weapon (100% of a turn)
    Description: Search your inner strength for a surge of power.
    For 2 turns you gain 13 stamina per turn and 7% movement and attack speed.
    Only usable at 30% or lower stamina.
    Stamina regeneration is based on your Constitution stat.
    Relentless Fury
0/5
Technique / Combat techniques1.30
  • Effective talent level: 1.3
    Use mode: Activated
    Stamina cost: 24.6
    Range: 6
    Cooldown: 35
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Weapon (100% of a turn)
    Description: Rush toward a target enemy with incredible speed and perform a melee attack for 120% weapon damage that can daze the target for 3 turns if it hits.
    You must rush from at least 2 tiles away.
    Rush
1/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Sustained
    Sustain stamina cost: 30
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 30
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Weapon (100% of a turn)
    Description: You focus your strikes, reducing your attack speed by 10% and increasing your Accuracy by 4 and critical chance by 3%.
    The effects will increase with your Dexterity.
    Precise Strikes
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Stamina cost: 28
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 25
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Instant (0% of a turn)
    Description: You have learned to focus your blows to hit your target, granting +19 accuracy and allowing you to attack creatures you cannot see without penalty for the next 1 turns.
    Perfect Strike
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Stamina cost: 28
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 55
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Instant (0% of a turn)
    Description: Through rigorous training, you have learned to focus your actions for a short while, increasing your speed by 0% for 5 turns.
    Blinding Speed
0/5
Technique / Two-handed assault1.50
  • Effective talent level: 7.5
    Use mode: Activated
    Stamina cost: 9
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 8
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Weapon (100% of a turn)
    Description: Hit the target twice with your two-handed weapon, doing 74% damage. Each hit will try to stun the target for 8 turns.
    The stun chance increases with your Physical Power.
    Stunning Blow
5/5
  • Effective talent level: 1.5
    Use mode: Activated
    Stamina cost: 22.4
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 0
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Weapon (100% of a turn)
    Description: Take a step toward your foes then use the momentum to cleave all creatures adjacent to you for 122% weapon damage.
    Fearless Cleave
1/5
  • Effective talent level: 7.5
    Use mode: Activated
    Stamina cost: 33.6
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 10
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Weapon (100% of a turn)
    Description: Spin around, extending your weapon in radius 2 and damaging all targets around you for 226% weapon damage.
    At level 3 all damage done will also make the targets bleed for an additional 128% damage over 5 turns
    Death Dance
5/5
  • Effective talent level: 1.5
    Use mode: Activated
    Stamina cost: 28
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 8
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Weapon (100% of a turn)
    Description: Takes advantage of a wounded foe to perform a killing strike. This attack is an automatic critical hit that does 1.4% extra weapon damage for each % of life the target is below maximum.
    (A victim with 30% remaining life (70% damaged) would take 196.5% weapon damage.)
    If an enemy dies from this attack then two of your talent cooldowns are reduced by 2 turns and Execution's cooldown is reset.
    Execution
1/5
Technique / Combat veteran1.30
  • Effective talent level: 1.3
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: Your combat focus allows you to regenerate stamina faster (+0.8 stamina/turn).
    Quick Recovery
1/5
  • Effective talent level: 3.9
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: Your combat focus allows you to regenerate life faster (+6.4 life/turn).
    Fast Metabolism
3/5
  • Effective talent level: 1.3
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: Rigorous training allows you to be more resistant to some spell effects (+16 spell save).
    Spell Shield
1/5
  • Effective talent level: 1.3
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: You revel in the death of your foes, regaining 6.7 stamina with each death you cause.
    Unending Frenzy
1/5

Generic Talents

Race / Dwarf1.00
  • Effective talent level: 2.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 37
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Instant (0% of a turn)
    Description: Call upon the legendary resilience of the Dwarven race to increase armour (+15), armour hardiness (+27%), spell (+19) and physical (+19) saves for 8 turns.
    The bonuses will increase with your Constitution.
    Resilience of the Dwarves
2/5
  • Effective talent level: 1.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: Dwarf skin is a complex structure; it can automatically react to physical blows and harden itself.
    When you are hit in melee, you have a 15% chance to increase your armour total by 6 for 5 turns and fully ignore the attack triggering it.
    There is no cooldown to this effect; it can happen while already active.
    Stoneskin
1/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: Money is the heart of the Dwarven Empire; it rules over all other considerations.
    Increases Physical, Mental and Spell Saves based on the amount of gold you possess.
    +1 save every 95 gold, up to +0. (currently +0)
    Power is Money
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 53
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Standard (100% of a turn)
    Description: While the origins of the dwarves remain clouded in mystery to the other races, it is obvious that they share strong ties to the stone.
    You can target any wall and immediately enter it, appearing on the other side.
    This can pass through up to 2 tiles (increases with Constitution and talent level).
    Stone Walking
0/5
Cunning / Survival1.00
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: You notice the small things others do not notice, allowing you to "see" creatures in a 2 radius even outside of light radius.
    This is not telepathy, however, and it is still limited to line of sight.
    Also, your attention to detail increases stealth detection and invisibility detection by 0, and you gain the ability to detect traps (+0 detect 'power').
    The detection abilities improve with Cunning.
    Heightened Senses
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: Your cunning manipulations allow you to use charms (wands, totems and torques) more efficiently, reducing their cooldowns and the power cost of all usable items by 8%.
    In addition your knowledge of devices allows you to disarm known traps (0 disarm 'power', improves with Cunning).
    Device Mastery
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 20
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Standard (100% of a turn)
    Description: Sense foes around you in a radius of 5 for 1 turns.
    The radius will increase with your Cunning.
    Track
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: You have an enhanced sense of self preservation, and your keen intuition allows you to sense dangers others miss.
    Your ability to detect traps is enhanced (+0 detect 'power').
    Critical attacks against you have 0.0% reduced bonus damage, and damage bonuses attackers gain against you for being unseen are reduced by 10%.
    You also gain an additional chance (at your normal save -20, effective) to resist detrimental status effects that can be resisted.
    The detection and additional save chance improve with Cunning.
    Danger Sense
0/5
Technique / Conditioning1.30
  • Effective talent level: 1.3
    Use mode: Passive
    Cooldown: 15
    Description: You recover faster from poisons, diseases and wounds, reducing the duration of all such effects by 22%.
    Whenever your life falls below 50%, your life regeneration increases by 32.0 for 8 turns (256 total). This effect can only happen once every 15 turns.
    The regeneration scales with your Constitution.
    Vitality
1/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: You've learned to recover quickly from effects that would disable you. Each turn, you have a 13% chance to recover from a single stun effect.
    At talent level 2 you may also recover from Blindness, at level 3 Confusion and Pins, and level 4 Disarms and Slows.
    Effects will be cleansed with the priority order Stun > Blind > Confusion > Pin > Disarm > Slow.
    Only one effect may be recovered from each turn, and the chance to recover from an effect scales with your Constitution.
    Unflinching Resolve
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Sustained
    Sustain stamina cost: 20
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 8
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Weapon (100% of a turn)
    Description: Enemies are intimidated by your very presence.
    Enemies within radius 6 have their Physical Power, Mindpower, and Spellpower reduced by 2.
    The power of the intimidation effect improves with your Physical power
    Daunting Presence
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 24
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Instant (0% of a turn)
    Description: You release a surge of adrenaline that increases your Physical Power by 2 for 2 turns. While the effect is active, you may continue to fight beyond the point of exhaustion.
    You may continue to use stamina based talents while at zero stamina at the cost of life.
    The Physical Power increase will scale with your Constitution.
    Using this talent does not take a turn.
    Adrenaline Surge
0/5
Technique / Combat training1.30
  • Effective talent level: 2.6
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: Your skin becomes more resilient to damage. Increases resistance to all damage by 7.2%.
    Thick Skin
2/5
  • Effective talent level: 3.9
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: You become better at using your armour to deflect blows and protect your vital areas. Increases Armour value by 8, Armour hardiness by 43%, and reduces the chance melee or ranged attacks critically hit you by 11% with your current body armour.
    (This talent only provides bonuses for heavy mail or massive plate armour.)
    At level 1, it allows you to wear heavy mail armour, gauntlets, helms, and heavy boots.
    At level 2, it allows you to wear shields.
    At level 3, it allows you to wear massive plate armour.
    Heavy Armour Training
3/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: You learn to maintain your agility and manage your combat posture while wearing robes or light armour. When wearing armour no heavier than leather in your main body slot, you gain 4 Defense, 0% Armour hardiness, and 5% reduced Fatigue.
    In addition, when you step adjacent to a (visible) enemy, you use the juxtaposition to increase your total Defense by 2 for 2 turns.
    The Defense bonus scales with your Dexterity.
    Light Armour Training
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 2.6
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: Increases the accuracy of unarmed, melee and ranged weapons by 34.
    Combat Accuracy
2/5
  • Effective talent level: 6.5
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: Increases weapon damage by 76% and physical power by 30 when using swords, axes or maces.
    Weapons Mastery
5/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: Increases weapon damage by 0% and physical power by 30 when using daggers.
    Dagger Mastery
0/5

Effects

Quests

You met a novice mage who was tasked to collect an arcane powered artifact.
He asked for your help, should you collect some that you do not need.
* Collect an artifact arcane powered item.
An apprentice task		done
Your escape from Reknor got your heart pounding and your desire for wealth and power increased tenfold.
Maybe it is time for you to start an adventurer's career. Deep below the Iron Throne mountains lies the Deep Bellow.
It has been long sealed away but still, from time to time adventurers go there looking for wealth.
None that you know of has come back yet, but you did survive Reknor. You are great.
From bellow, it devours		active
You have found all the clues leading to the hidden treasure. There should be a way on the third level of the Trollmire.
It looks extremely dangerous, however - beware.
You have slain Bill. His treasure is yours for the taking.
Hidden treasure		done
It is time to explore some new places -- dark, forgotten and dangerous ones.
The Old Forest is just south-east of the town of Derth.
The Maze is west of Derth.
The Sandworm Lair is to the far west of Derth, near the sea.
The Daikara is on the eastern borders of the Thaloren forest.
* You must explore the Old Forest and find out what lurks there and what treasures are to be gained!
* You have explored the Maze and vanquished the Horned Horror.
* You have explored the Sandworm Lair and vanquished their Queen.
* You must explore the Daikara and find out what lurks there and what treasures are to be gained!
Into the darkness		active
You were part of a group of dwarves sent to investigate the situation of the kingdom of Reknor.
When you arrived there you found nothing but orcs, well organized and very powerful.
Most of your team was killed there and now you and Norgan (the sole survivor besides you) must hurry back to the Iron Council to bring the news.
Let nothing stop you.
Reknor is lost!		done
As you approached Derth you saw a huge dark cloud over the small town.
When you entered you were greeted by an army of air elementals slaughtering the population.
* You have dispatched the elementals but the cloud lingers still. You must find a powerful ally to remove it. There are rumours of a secret town in the mountains, to the southwest. You could also check out the Ziguranth group that is supposed to fight magic.
Storming the city		active
Various alchemists around Maj'Eyal are competing to gain entry into the great Brotherhood of Alchemists, and one or more have enlisted your aid.
The Brotherhood of Alchemists		active

Equipment

On feet
Layygatha the pair of iron boots (0 def, 5 armour)
Requires:
- Heavy armour training

Crafted by a master
3.00 Encumbrance.

Type: armor / feet ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Armour: +5
Fatigue: +2%
Changes stats: +3 Str / +5 Dex / +2 Mag
Spellpower on spell critical (stacks up to 3 times): +2
Spell crit. chance: +1%
Infravision radius: +2


Heavy boots, with metal strips at the toes, heels and other vulnerable parts, to better protect the wearer's feet from harm.
Layygatha the pair of iron boots (0 def, 5 armour)
Light source
brass lantern
2.00 Encumbrance.

Type: lite / lite ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Light radius: +3


A brass container with a wick emerging from it, protected from draughts by a sheet of greased paper. It can be carried by a handle.
brass lantern
On head
Hatholeg the iron helm (0 def, 3 armour)
Requires:
- Heavy armour training

Crafted by a master
3.00 Encumbrance.

Type: armor / head ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Armour: +3
Fatigue: +5%
Effects on melee hit:
* 10% chance to reduce strength, dexterity, and constitution by 6
Damage when hit (Melee): 4 blight
Changes stats: +3 Con
Changes resistances penetration: +15% arcane
Changes damage: +9% arcane / +3% blight


A large helmet that can protect the entire head. Ventilation and bad vision can be a problem, however.
Hatholeg the iron helm (0 def, 3 armour)
Tool
miner's iron pickaxe (dig speed 30 turns)
Crafted by a master
3.00 Encumbrance.

Type: tool / digger ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Changes stats: +1 Str
Infravision radius: +1
When carried:
Talent granted: +1 Dig


Allows you to dig a wall, remove a tree, create ways.
miner's iron pickaxe (dig speed 30 turns)
On fingers
copper ring of fire (+22%)
Infused by nature
0.10 Encumbrance.

Type: jewelry / ring ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Changes resistances: +22% fire
Changes damage: +11% fire


Rings make your fingers look great!
copper ring of fire (+22%)
On fingers
warrior's copper ring of frost (+22%)
Infused by nature
Crafted by a master
0.10 Encumbrance.

Type: jewelry / ring ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Armour: +4
Changes stats: +2 Str
Changes resistances: +22% cold
Changes damage: +11% cold


Rings make your fingers look great!
warrior's copper ring of frost (+22%)
Around waist
Mighty Girdle
Crafted by a master
1.00 Encumbrance.

[Unique]
Type: armor / belt ; tier 1

It is part of a set of items.
Some giant wraps would make you feel great.
When wielded/worn:
Armour: +4
Fatigue: -10%
Maximum encumbrance: +70
Knockback immunity: +40%
Maximum life: +40.00


This girdle is enchanted with mighty wards against expanding girth. Whatever the source of its wondrous strength, it will prove of great aid in the transport of awkward burdens.
Mighty Girdle
In main hand
dwarven-steel greatmaul of massacre (50-76 power, 2 apr)
Requires:
- Strength 24

Crafted by a master
5.00 Encumbrance.

Type: weapon / greatmaul ; tier 3
It must be held with both hands.

Base power: 50.5 - 75.8
Uses stat: 120% Str
Damage type: Physical
Mastery: Weapons Mastery
Accuracy bonus: +0.2% base dam (max 20%)
Armour Penetration: +2
Crit. chance: +1.5%
Attack speed: 100%


Massive two-handed mauls.
dwarven-steel greatmaul of massacre (50-76 power, 2 apr)
On hands
dwarven-steel gauntlets of strength (+3) (0 def, 2 armour)
Requires:
- Heavy armour training

Crafted by a master
1.50 Encumbrance.

Type: armor / hands ; tier 2

When wielded/worn:
Physical power: +7 (+2 eff.)
Armour: +2
Fatigue: +3%
Changes stats: +3 Str
Learn an unarmed attack talent or enable 'Always show glove combat' to see combat stats.


Metal gloves protecting the hands up to the middle of the lower arm.
dwarven-steel gauntlets of strength (+3) (0 def, 2 armour)
Main armor
Magmanoon the dwarven-steel mail armour (8 def, 10 armour)
Requires:
- Heavy armour training
- Strength 28

Crafted by a master
14.00 Encumbrance.

Type: armor / heavy ; tier 3

When wielded/worn:
Accuracy: +20 (+7 eff.)
Armour: +10
Defense: +8 (+7 eff.)
Fatigue: +12%
Changes stats: +1 Dex
Changes resistances: +17% lightning / +6% fire
Changes resistances penetration: +5% physical


A suit of armour made of mail.
Magmanoon the dwarven-steel mail armour (8 def, 10 armour)
Cloak
Undeathwar (1 def, 6 armour)
Crafted by a master
2.00 Encumbrance.

Type: armor / cloak ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Armour: +6
Defense: +1 (+1 eff.)
Effects on melee hit:
* 10% chance to slow global speed by 33%
Changes resistances: +6% nature / +12% cold
Changes damage: +6% acid / +3% fire / +9% nature


A cloth coat typically worn as a loose outer garment. It is spacious enough to be worn even over bulky metal armour.
Undeathwar (1 def, 6 armour)
Around neck
insulating copper amulet of constitution (+2)
Infused by nature
0.10 Encumbrance.

Type: jewelry / amulet ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Changes stats: +2 Con
Changes resistances: +11% fire / +12% cold


Amulets make your neck look great!
insulating copper amulet of constitution (+2)

Inventory

Bill's Tree Trunk (30-51 power, 7 apr)
Requires:
- Strength 25

Crafted by a master
5.00 Encumbrance.

[Unique]
Type: weapon / greatmaul ; tier 1
It must be held with both hands.

Base power: 30.0 - 51.0
Uses stat: 130% Str
Damage type: Physical
Mastery: Weapons Mastery
Accuracy bonus: +0.2% base dam (max 20%)
Armour Penetration: +7
Crit. chance: +1.5%
Attack speed: 100%
When wielded/worn:
It can be used to activate talent Shattering Blow (costing 20 power out of 20/20) :
Effective talent level: 2.6
Power cost: 20 out of 20/20.
Range: melee/personal
Travel Speed: instantaneous
Description: Hits the target with your weapon, doing 130% damage. If the attack hits, the target's armour and saves are reduced by 14 for 6 turns.
Also if the target is protected by any temporary magical or psionic damage absorbing shields there is 51% chance to shatter a random shield.
Armor reduction chance increases with your Physical Power.

This is a big, nasty-looking tree trunk that Bill the Troll used as a weapon. It could still serve this purpose, should you be strong enough to wield it!
Bill's Tree Trunk (30-51 power, 7 apr)
iron greatmaul of massacre (27-40 power, 1 apr)
Requires:
- Strength 11

Crafted by a master
5.00 Encumbrance.

Type: weapon / greatmaul ; tier 1
It must be held with both hands.

Base power: 27.0 - 40.5
Uses stat: 120% Str
Damage type: Physical
Mastery: Weapons Mastery
Accuracy bonus: +0.2% base dam (max 20%)
Armour Penetration: +1
Crit. chance: +0.5%
Attack speed: 100%


Massive two-handed mauls.
iron greatmaul of massacre (27-40 power, 1 apr)
iron greatsword (14-22 power, 1 apr)
Requires:
- Strength 11

3.00 Encumbrance.

Type: weapon / greatsword ; tier 1
It must be held with both hands.

Base power: 14.0 - 22.4
Uses stat: 120% Str
Damage type: Physical
Mastery: Weapons Mastery
Accuracy bonus: +0.4% crit mult (max 40%)
Armour Penetration: +1
Crit. chance: +2.5%
Attack speed: 100%


Massive two-handed swords.
iron greatsword (14-22 power, 1 apr)
iron greatsword (15-24 power, 1 apr)
Requires:
- Strength 11

3.00 Encumbrance.

Type: weapon / greatsword ; tier 1
It must be held with both hands.

Base power: 15.0 - 24.0
Uses stat: 120% Str
Damage type: Physical
Mastery: Weapons Mastery
Accuracy bonus: +0.4% crit mult (max 40%)
Armour Penetration: +1
Crit. chance: +2.5%
Attack speed: 100%


Massive two-handed swords.
iron greatsword (15-24 power, 1 apr)
This item will automatically be transmogrified when you leave the level.
gifted mossy mindstar (2-2 power, 12 apr, mind damage)
Requires:
- Willpower 11

Infused by nature
3.00 Encumbrance.

Type: weapon / mindstar ; tier 1

Base power: 2.0 - 2.2
Uses stats: 50% Wil, 30% Cun
Damage type: Mind
Mastery: Psiblades
Accuracy bonus: +0.2% crit chance (max 25%)
Accuracy is based on willpower for this weapon.
Armour Penetration: +12
Crit. chance: +2.5%
Attack speed: 100%
When wielded/worn:
Talent granted: +1 Attune Mindstar
Mindpower: +5 (+5 eff.)
Mental crit. chance: +1%


Mindstars are natural products. Natural gems covered in living matter, they are used to focus the mental powers of all nature defenders and psionics.
Using mindstars in the offhand does not incur the normal offhand damage penalty.
gifted mossy mindstar (2-2 power, 12 apr, mind damage)
nightruned rough leather belt
Powered by arcane forces
1.00 Encumbrance.

Type: armor / belt ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Changes resistances: +6% light / +5% darkness


A belt that goes around your waist.
nightruned rough leather belt
pair of iron boots (0 def, 3 armour)
Requires:
- Heavy armour training

3.00 Encumbrance.

Type: armor / feet ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Armour: +3
Fatigue: +2%


Heavy boots, with metal strips at the toes, heels and other vulnerable parts, to better protect the wearer's feet from harm.
pair of iron boots (0 def, 3 armour)
traveler's pair of rough leather boots (0 def, 1 armour)
Crafted by a master
2.00 Encumbrance.

Type: armor / feet ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Armour: +1
Fatigue: -4%
Maximum encumbrance: +20
Physical save: +5 (+2 eff.)


A pair of boots made of leather.
traveler's pair of rough leather boots (0 def, 1 armour)
rough leather gloves (0 def, 1 armour)
1.00 Encumbrance.

Type: armor / hands ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Armour: +1
Learn an unarmed attack talent or enable 'Always show glove combat' to see combat stats.


Light gloves which do not seriously hinder finger movements, while still protecting the hands somewhat.
rough leather gloves (0 def, 1 armour)
steady iron gauntlets of magic (+3) (0 def, 1 armour)
Requires:
- Heavy armour training

Powered by arcane forces
Infused by psionic forces
1.50 Encumbrance.

Type: armor / hands ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Accuracy: +6 (+2 eff.)
Armour: +1
Fatigue: +1%
Changes stats: +3 Mag
Changes damage: +4% arcane
Physical save: +5 (+2 eff.)
Mental save: +6 (+6 eff.)
Disarm immunity: +21%
Learn an unarmed attack talent or enable 'Always show glove combat' to see combat stats.


Metal gloves protecting the hands up to the middle of the lower arm.
steady iron gauntlets of magic (+3) (0 def, 1 armour)
iron mail armour (2 def, 4 armour)
Requires:
- Heavy armour training
- Strength 14

14.00 Encumbrance.

Type: armor / heavy ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Armour: +4
Defense: +2 (+2 eff.)
Fatigue: +12%


A suit of armour made of mail.
iron mail armour (2 def, 4 armour)
impenetrable iron plate armour (0 def, 13 armour)
Requires:
- Massive armour training
- Strength 22

Crafted by a master
17.00 Encumbrance.

Type: armor / massive ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Armour: +13
Fatigue: +22%


A suit of armour made of metal plates.
impenetrable iron plate armour (0 def, 13 armour)
steel plate armour (0 def, 9 armour)
Requires:
- Massive armour training
- Strength 28

17.00 Encumbrance.

Type: armor / massive ; tier 2

When wielded/worn:
Armour: +9
Fatigue: +22%


A suit of armour made of metal plates.
steel plate armour (0 def, 9 armour)
agate
0.00 Encumbrance.

Type: gem / black ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Changes stats: +1 Str / +1 Dex / +1 Mag / +1 Wil / +1 Cun / +1 Con
When used to imbue an object:
Changes stats: +1 Str / +1 Dex / +1 Mag / +1 Wil / +1 Cun / +1 Con
Latent Damage Type: Acid


Gems can be sold for money or used in arcane rituals.
agate
5 opal
0.00 Encumbrance.

Type: gem / blue ; tier 2

When wielded/worn:
Changes stats: +2 Str / +2 Dex / +2 Mag / +2 Wil / +2 Cun / +2 Con
When used to imbue an object:
Changes stats: +2 Str / +2 Dex / +2 Mag / +2 Wil / +2 Cun / +2 Con
Latent Damage Type: Lightning


Gems can be sold for money or used in arcane rituals.
5 opal
3 topaz
0.00 Encumbrance.

Type: gem / blue ; tier 2

When wielded/worn:
Defense: +4 (+4 eff.)
Physical save: +4 (+2 eff.)
Spell save: +4 (+2 eff.)
Mental save: +4 (+4 eff.)
When used to imbue an object:
Defense: +4 (+4 eff.)
Physical save: +4 (+2 eff.)
Spell save: +4 (+2 eff.)
Mental save: +4 (+4 eff.)
Latent Damage Type: Lightning


Gems can be sold for money or used in arcane rituals.
3 topaz
8 spinel
0.00 Encumbrance.

Type: gem / green ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Defense: +2 (+2 eff.)
Physical save: +2 (+1 eff.)
Spell save: +2 (+1 eff.)
Mental save: +2 (+2 eff.)
When used to imbue an object:
Defense: +2 (+2 eff.)
Physical save: +2 (+1 eff.)
Spell save: +2 (+1 eff.)
Mental save: +2 (+2 eff.)
Latent Damage Type: Nature


Gems can be sold for money or used in arcane rituals.
8 spinel
Heart of the Sandworm Queen
Infused by nature
0.00 Encumbrance.

[Plot Item]
Type: corpse / heart

It can be used to consume the heart.

The heart of the Sandworm Queen, ripped from her dead body.
You could ... consume it, should you feel mad enough or you could try to corrupt it somewhere.
Heart of the Sandworm Queen
Scrying Orb
Powered by unknown forces
1.00 Encumbrance.

[Plot Item]
Type: orb / orb

When carried:


This orb will automatically identify items you find.
Scrying Orb
Rod of Recall (1/1)
Powered by unknown forces
2.00 Encumbrance.

[Plot Item]
Type: charm / rod

It can be used to recall the user to the worldmap after 40 turns

Activation costs 202 power out of 400/400.

This rod is made entirely of voratun, infused with raw magical energies that can bend space itself.
You have heard of such items before. They are very useful to adventurers, allowing faster travel.
Rod of Recall (1/1)
Transmogrification Chest
Powered by unknown forces
2.00 Encumbrance.

[Plot Item]
Type: chest / sher'tul

When carried:
It can be used to transmogrify all the items in your chest at once (also done automatically when you change level)

Activation costs 0 power out of 1000/1000.

This chest is an extension of old Sher'tul places of power. Any items dropped inside are transported to an other place, processed and destroyed to extract energy.
The byproduct of this effect is the creation of gold, which is useless to process, so it is sent back to you.

When you possess the chest all items you walk upon will automatically be put inside and transmogrified when you leave the level.
Simply go to your inventory to move them out of the chest if you wish to keep them.
Items in the chest will not encumber you.
Transmogrification Chest
4 amethyst
0.00 Encumbrance.

Type: gem / violet ; tier 2

When wielded/worn:
Physical crit. chance: +2.0%
Changes damage: +4% all
Spell crit. chance: +2%
Mental crit. chance: +2%
When used to imbue an object:
Physical crit. chance: +2.0%
Changes damage: +4% all
Spell crit. chance: +2%
Mental crit. chance: +2%
Latent Damage Type: Arcane


Gems can be sold for money or used in arcane rituals.
4 amethyst
ametrine
0.00 Encumbrance.

Type: gem / yellow ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Physical crit. chance: +1.0%
Changes damage: +2% all
Spell crit. chance: +1%
Mental crit. chance: +1%
When used to imbue an object:
Physical crit. chance: +1.0%
Changes damage: +2% all
Spell crit. chance: +1%
Mental crit. chance: +1%
Latent Damage Type: Light


Gems can be sold for money or used in arcane rituals.
ametrine
4 citrine
0.00 Encumbrance.

Type: gem / yellow ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Light radius: +4
Infravision radius: +4
When used to imbue an object:
Light radius: +4
Infravision radius: +4
Latent Damage Type: Light


Gems can be sold for money or used in arcane rituals.
4 citrine
5 zircon
0.00 Encumbrance.

Type: gem / yellow ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Armour: +1
Changes resistances: +1% all
When used to imbue an object:
Armour: +1
Changes resistances: +1% all
Latent Damage Type: Light


Gems can be sold for money or used in arcane rituals.
5 zircon

Achievements

Level 10 Got a character to level 10.
By poopo the Dwarf Berserker level 10
29th Voratun 122nd year of Ascendancy at 11:49 see stats
Squadmate Escaped from Reknor alive with your squadmate Norgan.
By poopo the Dwarf Berserker level 5
18th Voratun 122nd year of Ascendancy at 02:52 see stats
The secret city Discovered the truth about mages.
By poopo the Dwarf Berserker level 10
31st Voratun 122nd year of Ascendancy at 07:47 see stats

Log

Rocky mountain turns into rocky ground.

Poopo uses Stunning Blow.
The Fragmented Essence of Harkor'Zun resists the stunning blow!
The Fragmented Essence of Harkor'Zun resists the stunning blow!
Snow giant thunderer casts Lightning.
The Fragmented Essence of Harkor'Zun rushes out!
Poopo is dazed!
Poopo is not dazed anymore.
poopo hits The Fragmented Essence of Harkor'Zun for 95 physical, 101 physical (197 total damage).
Melee retaliation hits The Fragmented Essence of Harkor'Zun for 4 blight damage.
Melee retaliation hits The Fragmented Essence of Harkor'Zun for 4 blight damage.
The Fragmented Essence of Harkor'Zun hits poopo for 13 acid damage.
Snow giant thunderer hits poopo for 58 lightning damage.
Snow giant thunderer hits Giant white ant for 76 lightning damage.
Snow giant thunderer hits The Fragmented Essence of Harkor'Zun for 60 lightning damage.
Snow giant thunderer hits Snow giant for 76 lightning damage.
Snow giant thunderer hits Snow giant boulder thrower for 76 lightning damage.
The Fragmented Essence of Harkor'Zun hits poopo for 16 acid damage.
Snow giant casts Mind Disruption.
Poopo wanders around!
Snow giant boulder thrower uses Throw Boulder.
Snow giant boulder thrower hurls a huge boulder at poopo!
Poopo resists the knockback!
Snow giant boulder thrower hits poopo for 136 physical damage.
Snow giant boulder thrower hits The Fragmented Essence of Harkor'Zun for 117 physical damage.
Snow giant boulder thrower hits Xorn for 102 physical damage.
Snow giant boulder thrower hits The Fragmented Essence of Harkor'Zun for 117 physical damage.
poopo the level 15 dwarf berserker was stabbed to death by a snow giant boulder thrower on level 1 of Daikara.
poopo's rage subsides!