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CHUCK NORRIS the level 1 Shalore Adventurer by eliotn

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GameTales of Maj'Eyal: Age of Ascendancy 1.2.5
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CampaignMaj'Eyal
ModeNightmare Roguelike
SexFemale
RaceShalore
ClassAdventurer
Level / Exp1 / 69%
Sizemedium
Lifes / Deaths
Killed by Betyrille the giant rabbit at level 1 on the 1st Mirth 122nd year of Ascendancy at 03:19
/ 1

Primary Stats

Strength10 (base 12)
Dexterity13 (base 12)
Constitution12 (base 12)
Magic14 (base 12)
Willpower15 (base 12)
Cunning13 (base 12)

Resources

Life-2/108
Mana95/125
Stamina84/112
Psi95/95
Healing Factor1
Regeneration0.25

Speed

Mental0%
Attack0%
Movement0%
Spell0%
Global+100%

Vision

Sight10
Lite2

Offense: Barehand

Damage7
Accuracy11
Crit Chance1%
APR1
Speed0.60

Offense: Spell

Spellpower17
Crit Chance2%
Speed1

Offense: Mind

Mindpower15.7
Crit Chance1%
Speed1

Defense: Base

Armour (hardiness)3 (30%)
Defense2.05
Ranged Defense2.05
Fatigue6
Physical Save7.7
Spell Save10.15
Mental Save9.8

Defense: Resistances

All 0%( 70%)

Defense: Immunities

Instadeath Resistance100%

Inscriptions (2/3)

Runes
Effective talent level: 1.0
Use mode: Activated
Range: melee/personal
Cooldown: 8
Travel Speed: instantaneous
Usage Speed: 1 turn
Is: a spell
Description: Activate the rune to teleport randomly in a range of 10.
Afterwards you stay out of phase for 5 turns. In this state all new negative status effects duration is reduced by 15%, your defense is increased by 15 and all your resistances by 15%.
Rune: Phase Door
Runes
Effective talent level: 1.0
Use mode: Activated
Range: melee/personal
Cooldown: 15
Travel Speed: instantaneous
Usage Speed: instant
Is: a spell
Description: Activate the rune to create a protective shield absorbing at most 100 damage for 5 turns.
Rune: Shielding

Class Talents

Technique / Pugilism1.00
  • Effective talent level: 1.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 3
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: 1 turn
    Description: Deliver two quick punches that deal 70% damage each, and switch your stance to Striking Stance. If you already have Striking Stance active and Double Strike isn't on cooldown, this talent will automatically replace your normal attacks (and trigger the cooldown).
    If either jab connects, you earn one combo point. At talent level 4 or greater, if both jabs connect, you'll earn two combo points.
    Double Strike
1/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Stamina cost: 12.7
    Range: 3
    Cooldown: 8
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: 1 turn
    Description: Attack your foes in a frontal arc with a spinning backhand, doing 106% damage. If you're not adjacent to the target, you'll step forward as you spin, gaining up to 26% bonus damage, which increases the farther you move.
    This attack will remove any grapples you're maintaining, and earn one combo point (or one combo point per attack that connects, if the talent level is 4 or greater).
    Spinning Backhand
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Stamina cost: 21.2
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 20
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: 1 turn
    Description: Deliver a devastating axe kick dealing 86% damage. If the blow connects your target is brain damaged, causing all talents to fail for -11 turns and earning 2 combo points.
    This effect cannot be saved against, though it can be dodged and checks confusion immunity.
    Axe Kick
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Stamina cost: 15.9
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 16
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: 1 turn
    Description: Lashes out at the target with three quick punches that each deal 36% damage.
    Earns one combo point. If your talent level is 4 or greater, this instead earns one combo point per blow that connects.
    Flurry of Fists
0/5
Technique / Magical combat1.00
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Sustained
    Sustain stamina cost: 20
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 5
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: instant
    Is: a spell
    Description: Allows you to use a melee weapon to focus your spells, granting a 20% chance per melee attack to deliver a Flame, Lightning or Earthen Missiles spell as a free action on the target.
    When using a shield the chance is reduced by one fourth.
    When dual wielding or using a shield the chance is halved for each weapon.
    Delivering the spell this way will not trigger a spell cooldown, but only works if the spell is not cooling down.
    The chance increases with your Cunning.
    Arcane Combat
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: The user gains a bonus to Spellpower equal to 11% of their Cunning.
    Arcane Cunning
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Sustained
    Sustain stamina cost: 20
    Range: 10
    Cooldown: 5
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: 1 turn
    Is: a spell
    Description: Regenerates 0.00 mana per turn, and increases physical and spell critical chance by 0% while active.
    Arcane Feed
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: Raw magical damage channels through the caster's weapon, increasing Physical Power by 0.
    Each time your crit with a melee blow, you will unleash a radius 2 ball of either fire, lightning or arcane damage, doing 34.00.
    The bonus scales with your Spellpower.
    If you are using a shield this will only occur 75% of the time.
    If you are dual wielding this will only occur 50% of the time.
    Arcane Destruction
0/5
Psionic / Absorption1.00
  • Effective talent level: 1.0
    Use mode: Sustained
    Sustain psi cost: 10
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 14
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: instant
    Is: a mind power
    Description: Surround yourself with a shield that will absorb 20% of any physical/acid/nature/temporal attack, up to a maximum of 16 damage per attack.
    Every time your shield absorbs damage, you convert some of the attack into energy, gaining two points of Psi, plus an additional point for every 89.0 points of damage absorbed, up to a maximum 2.3 points each turn.
    At talent level 3, when you de-activate the shield twice the absorbed damage in the last 3 turns is released as a full psionic shield (absorbing all damage).
    The maximum amount of damage your shield can absorb and the efficiency of the psi gain scale with your mindpower.
    Kinetic Shield
1/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Sustained
    Sustain psi cost: 10
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 17
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: instant
    Is: a mind power
    Description: Surround yourself with a shield that will absorb 0% of any fire/cold/light/arcane attack, up to a maximum of 3 damage per attack.
    Every time your shield absorbs damage, you convert some of the attack into energy, gaining two points of Psi, plus an additional point for every 97.9 points of damage absorbed, up to a maximum 2.0 points each turn.
    At talent level 3, when you de-activate the shield twice the absorbed damage in the last 3 turns is released as a full psionic shield (absorbing all damage).
    The maximum amount of damage your shield can absorb and the efficiency of the psi gain scale with your mindpower.
    Thermal Shield
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Sustained
    Sustain psi cost: 10
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 17
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: instant
    Is: a mind power
    Description: Surround yourself with a shield that will absorb 0% of any lightning/blight/darkness/mind attack, up to a maximum of 3 damage per attack.
    Every time your shield absorbs damage, you convert some of the attack into energy, gaining two points of Psi, plus an additional point for every 97.9 points of damage absorbed, up to a maximum 2.0 points each turn.
    At talent level 3, when you de-activate the shield twice the absorbed damage in the last 3 turns is released as a full psionic shield (absorbing all damage).
    The maximum amount of damage your shield can absorb and the efficiency of the psi gain scale with your mindpower.
    Charged Shield
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Sustained
    Sustain psi cost: 30
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 40
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: instant
    Is: a mind power
    Description: Surround yourself with a forcefield, reducing all incoming damage by -40%.
    Such a shield is very expensive to maintain, and will drain 5% of your maximum psi each turn, for each turn you have it maintained. eg. turn 2 it will drain 10%.
    Forcefield
0/5
Technique / Unarmed discipline1.00
  • Effective talent level: 1.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Stamina cost: 42.4
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 10
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: 1 turn
    Description: Unleash a flurry of disruptive kicks at your target's vulnerable areas. For each combo point you attack for 30% weapon damage and deactivate one physical sustain.
    At talent level 3     Magical sustains will also be effected.
    At talent level 5     Mental sustains will also be effected.
    Using this talent removes your combo points.
    Combination Kick
1/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: When you avoid a melee blow while unarmed, you have a 0% chance to throw the target to the ground. If the throw lands, the target will take 0.81 damage and be dazed for 2 turns, or 1.57 damage and be stunned for 2 turns if the target is grappled. You may attempt up to 0.3 throws per turn.
    The chance of throwing increases with your Accuracy, the damage scales with your Physical Power, and the number of attempts with your Strength and Dexterity.
    Defensive Throw
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Stamina cost: 26.5
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 8
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: 1 turn
    Description: Toughen your body blocking up to 1 damage per combo point (Max 7) across 2 turns.
    Current block value: 2
    Using this talent removes your combo points.
    Open Palm Block
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Stamina cost: 19.1
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 12
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: 1 turn
    Description: Attack your foes in a frontal arc with a roundhouse kick, which deals 3.86 physical damage and knocks your foes back.
    This will break any grapples you're maintaining, and the damage will scale with your Physical Power.
    Roundhouse Kick
0/5
Spell / Temporal1.00
  • Effective talent level: 1.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Mana cost: 11.2
    Range: 6
    Cooldown: 30
    Travel Speed: 200% of base
    Usage Speed: 1 turn
    Is: a spell
    Description: Project a bolt of time distortion, decreasing the target's global speed by 8% and all projectiles it fires by 13% for 7 turns.
    Congeal Time
1/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Mana cost: 28
    Range: 10
    Cooldown: 18
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: instant
    Is: a spell
    Description: This intricate spell instantly erects a time shield around the caster, preventing any incoming damage and sending it forward in time.
    Once either the maximum damage (72) is absorbed, or the time runs out (5 turns), the stored damage will return as a temporal restoration field over time (5 turns).
    Each turn the restoration field is active, you get healed for 10% of the absorbed damage (Aegis Shielding talent affects the percentage).
    While under the effect of Time Shield, all newly applied magical, physical and mental effects will have their durations reduced by 40%.
    The shield's max absorption will increase with your Spellpower.
    Time Shield
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Mana cost: 112
    Range: 10
    Cooldown: 40
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: 1 turn
    Is: a spell
    Description: Removes the target from the flow of time for 4 turns. In this state, the target can neither act nor be harmed.
    Time does not pass at all for the target, no talents will cooldown, no resources will regen, and so forth.
    The duration will increase with your Spellpower.
    Time Prison
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Sustained
    Sustain mana cost: 250
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 30
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: 1 turn
    Is: a spell
    Description: Increases the caster's global speed by 0%.
    Essence of Speed
0/5

Generic Talents

Technique / Unarmed training1.00
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: Increases Physical Power by 0, and increases all unarmed damage by 0% (including grapples and kicks).
    Note that brawlers naturally gain 0.5 Physical Power per character level while unarmed (current brawler physical power bonus: 0.5) and attack 40% faster while unarmed.
    Unarmed Mastery
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: Your mastery of unarmed combat unifies your body. Increases your Strength by 1 based on Cunning and your Constitution by 1 based on Dexterity.
    Unified Body
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: When you're targeted by a projectile, your global speed is increased by 0% for 1 turn. Taking any action other then movement will break the effect.
    Heightened Reflexes
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: Your understanding of physiology allows you to apply your reflexes in new ways. Whenever you would receive damage (from any source) greater than 90% of your maximum life you reduce that damage by -0.0% (based on your Defense).
    Reflex Defense
0/5
Spell / Conveyance1.00
  • Effective talent level: 2.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Mana cost: 11.2
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 8
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: 1 turn
    Is: a spell
    Description: Teleports you randomly within a small range of up to 7 grids.
    At level 4, it allows you to specify which creature to teleport.
    At level 5, it allows you to choose the target area (radius 4). If the target area is not in line of sight, there is a chance the spell will fizzle.
    The range will increase with your Spellpower.
    Phase Door
2/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Mana cost: 22.4
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 30
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: 1 turn
    Is: a spell
    Description: Teleports you randomly within a large range (117), with a minimum range of 15.
    At level 4, it allows you to specify which creature to teleport.
    At level 5, it allows you to choose the target area (radius 21).
    The range will increase with your Spellpower.
    Teleport
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Mana cost: 44.8
    Range: 8
    Cooldown: 35
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: 1 turn
    Is: a spell
    Description: This intricate spell erects a space distortion around the caster that is linked to another distortion, placed around a target.
    Any time the caster should take damage, there is a 40% chance that it will instead be warped by the shield and hit the designated target.
    Once the maximum damage (63) is absorbed, the time runs out (10 turns), or the target dies, the shield will crumble.
    The max damage the shield can absorb will increase with your Spellpower.
    Displacement Shield
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Sustained
    Sustain mana cost: 200
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 40
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: 1 turn
    Is: a spell
    Description: When you hit a solid surface, this spell tears down the laws of probability to make you instantly appear on the other side.
    Teleports up to 4 grids.
    After a successful probability travel you are left unstable, unable to do it again for a number of turns equal to 450% of the number of tiles you blinked through.
    The range will improve with your Spellpower.
    Probability Travel
0/5
Race / Shalore1.00
  • Effective talent level: 1.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 46
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: instant
    Is: a spell
    Description: Call upon the grace of the Eternals to increase your general speed by 12% for 8 turns.
    The speed bonus will increase with your Dexterity or Magic (whichever is higher).
    Grace of the Eternals
1/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Description: Reality bends slightly in the presence of a Shaloren, due to their inherent magical nature.
    Increases critical chance by 0% and critical strike power by 0%.
    Magic of the Eternals
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Sustained
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 52
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: instant
    Is: a spell
    Description: As the only immortal race of Eyal, Shaloren have learnt, over the long years, to use their innate inner magic to protect themselves.
    11% chance to become invisible (power 8) for 5 turns, when hit by a blow doing at least 10% of their total life.
    Secrets of the Eternals
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 54
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: instant
    Is: a spell
    Description: The world grows old as you stand through the ages. To you, time is different.
    Reduces the time remaining on detrimental effects by 2, cooling down talents by 1, and increases the time remaining on beneficial effects by 1 (up to 2 times the current duration).
    Timeless
0/5

Effects

talent
Beyond the Flesh
talent
Striking Stance
talent
Kinetic Shield
beneficial effect
The target is in the middle of a combo chain and has earned 2 combo points.
2 Combo
detrimental effect
The more you use runes, the longer they will take to recharge (+1 cooldowns).
Runic Saturation

Quests

You met a novice mage who was tasked to collect an arcane powered artifact.
He asked for your help, should you collect some that you do not need.
* Collect an artifact arcane powered item.
An apprentice task		active
You have heard that within the scintillating caves lie strange crystals imbued with Spellblaze energies.

There are also rumours of a regenade Shaloren camp to the west.

* You must explore the scintillating caves.
* You must explore the renegade Shaloren camp.
Echoes of the Spellblaze		active

Equipment

On hands
rough leather gloves (0 def, 1 armour)
1.00 Encumbrance.

Type: armor / hands ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Armour: +1
When used to modify unarmed attacks:
Base power: 7.0 - 7.7
Uses stats: 40% Cun, 40% Dex, 40% Str
Damage type: Physical
Accuracy bonus: +0.2% crit / acc
Armour Penetration: +1
Physical crit. chance: +1.0%
Attack speed: 100%


Light gloves which do not seriously hinder finger movements, while still protecting the hands somewhat.
rough leather gloves (0 def, 1 armour)
Light source
brass lantern
2.00 Encumbrance.

Type: lite / lite ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Light radius: +2


A brass container with a wick emerging from it, protected from draughts by a sheet of greased paper. It can be carried by a handle.
brass lantern
Psionic focus
elm starstaff (10-12 power, 2 apr, physical element)
Requires:
- Magic 11

5.00 Encumbrance.

Type: weapon / staff ; tier 1

Base power: 10.0 - 12.0
Uses stat: 80% Mag
Damage type: Physical
Mastery: Staff Mastery
Accuracy bonus: +2.5% procs dam / acc
Armour Penetration: +2
Physical crit. chance: +2.5%
Attack speed: 100%
When wielded/worn:
Changes damage: +10% physical
Talent granted: +1 Command Staff
Spellpower: +3
Spell crit. chance: +1%


Staves designed for wielders of magic, by the greats of the art.
elm starstaff (10-12 power, 2 apr, physical element)
Main armor
rough leather armour (1 def, 2 armour)
Requires:
- Strength 10

9.00 Encumbrance.

Type: armor / light ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Armour: +2
Defense: +1
Fatigue: +6%


A suit of armour made of leather.
rough leather armour (1 def, 2 armour)

Inventory

manasurge rune (651% regen over 10 turns; 32 instant mana)
Powered by arcane forces
0.10 Encumbrance.

Type: scroll / rune ; tier 1

When inscribed on your body:
Effective talent level: 0.0
Use mode: Activated
Range: melee/personal
Cooldown: 25
Travel Speed: instantaneous
Usage Speed: 1 turn
Is: a spell
Description: Activate the rune to unleash a manasurge upon yourself, increasing mana regeneration by 651% over 10 turns and instantly restoring 32 mana.
Also when resting your mana will regenerate at 0.5 per turn.
It can be used to inscribe your skin with the rune..

Magical runes may be inscribed onto your body, granting you an on-demand ability.
manasurge rune (651% regen over 10 turns; 32 instant mana)
This item will automatically be transmogrified when you leave the level.
thought-forged iron dagger of dampening (10-13 power, 5 apr)
Requires:
- Dexterity 11

Infused by arcane disrupting forces
Infused by psionic forces
1.00 Encumbrance.
0.80 Ego Multiplier.

Type: weapon / dagger ; tier 1

Base power: 10.0 - 13.0
Uses stats: 45% Dex, 45% Str
Damage type: Physical
Mastery: Dagger Mastery
Accuracy bonus: +0.5% APR / acc
This weapon will act as a psionic focus.
Armour Penetration: +5
Physical crit. chance: +4.0%
Attack speed: 100%
On weapon hit:
* 10% chance to cause random insanity
Damage (Melee): +5 mind
When wielded/worn:
Changes stats: +1 Cun / +2 Wil
Changes resistances: +6% acid / +6% fire / +6% cold / +6% lightning
Spell save: +5


Sharp, short and deadly.
thought-forged iron dagger of dampening (10-13 power, 5 apr)
Scrying Orb
Powered by unknown forces
1.00 Encumbrance.

[Plot Item]
Type: orb / orb

When carried:


This orb will automatically identify items you find.
Scrying Orb
Transmogrification Chest
Powered by unknown forces
2.00 Encumbrance.

[Plot Item]
Type: chest / sher'tul

When carried:
It can be used to transmogrify all the items in your chest at once (also done automatically when you change level), costing 0 power out of 1000/1000.

This chest is an extension of old Sher'tul places of power. Any items dropped inside are transported to an other place, processed and destroyed to extract energy.
The byproduct of this effect is the creation of gold, which is useless to process, so it is sent back to you.

When you possess the chest all items you walk upon will automatically be put inside and transmogrified when you leave the level.
Simply go to your inventory to move them out of the chest if you wish to keep them.
Items in the chest will not encumber you.
Transmogrification Chest

Achievements

Log

CHUCK NORRIS hits Ritch flamespitter for 7 physical damage.
CHUCK NORRIS hits Ritch flamespitter for 7 physical damage.

CHUCK NORRIS hits Ritch flamespitter for 7 physical damage.
Ritch flamespitter uses Flamespit.
Ritch flamespitter hits CHUCK NORRIS for (1 resist armour), (21 absorbed), 0 fire (0 total damage).

CHUCK NORRIS misses Ritch flamespitter.
Talent Double Strike is ready to use.
CHUCK NORRIS hits Ritch flamespitter for 6 physical damage.
Ritch flamespitter uses Flamespit.
Ritch flamespitter hits CHUCK NORRIS for (1 resist armour), (21 absorbed), 0 fire (0 total damage).

CHUCK NORRIS throws two quick punches.
CHUCK NORRIS performs a melee critical strike against Ritch flamespitter!
CHUCK NORRIS hits Ritch flamespitter for 5 physical, 8 physical (14 total damage).
CHUCK NORRIS killed Ritch flamespitter!

CHUCK NORRIS misses Layebeth the midge swarm.
CHUCK NORRIS hits Layebeth the midge swarm for 5 physical damage.
Layebeth the midge swarm hits CHUCK NORRIS for (1 resist armour), (1 absorbed), 0 mind, (1 resist armour), (3 absorbed), 0 lightning, (0 to psi shield), (1 resist armour), (1 absorbed), 0 nature, (1 resist armour), (3 absorbed), 0 lightning (0 total damage).

CHUCK NORRIS casts Phase Door.
Layebeth the midge swarm hits CHUCK NORRIS for (1 resist armour), (1 absorbed), 0 mind, (1 resist armour), (3 absorbed), 0 lightning, (0 to psi shield), (1 resist armour), (1 absorbed), 0 nature, (1 resist armour), (3 absorbed), 0 lightning (0 total damage).
Betyrille the giant rabbit hits CHUCK NORRIS for (1 to psi shield), (1 resist armour), (5 absorbed), 0 physical (0 total damage).
CHUCK NORRIS hits Betyrille the giant rabbit for 2 physical damage.
Betyrille the giant rabbit uses Stunning Blow.
Your shield crumbles under the damage!
The shield around CHUCK NORRIS crumbles.
Saving game...