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GameTales of Maj'Eyal: Age of Ascendancy 1.7.6
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Ashes of Urh'Rok 1.7.4

Official Expansion!

Many in Maj'Eyal have heard of "demons", sadistic creatures who appear seemingly from nowhere, leaving a trail of suffering and destruction whereever they go. Their Fearscape floats far above the skies, watching and waiting, but not idly; their agents scout the land, their legions build up their forces, and their scholars develop new spells and strategies. As the barrier between our worlds begins to crack under their scrutiny, helpless Eyalites have begun to disappear, whisked up to serve as their slaves and playthings. They imbue these victims with magical powers to better survive the ensuing stresses - can you use your new-found abilities to escape the legions of Mal'Rok?

Features:

  • Start with a new class, the Doombringer! These avatars of demonic destruction charge into battle with massive two-handed weapons, cutting swaths of firey devastation through hordes of opponents. Armed with flame magic and demonic strength, they delight in fighting against overwhelming odds, softening up the crowd with waves of fire, then feeding on the flames and suffering of their surroundings to stay alive while quickly reducing any group to a pile of ash and gore.
  • Unlock a new class, the Demonologist, with an all-new item enhancement mechanic! Bearing a shield and the magic of the Spellblaze itself, these melee-fighting casters can grow demonic seeds from their fallen enemies. Imbue these seeds onto your items to gain a wide array of new talents and passive benefits, and summon the demons within them to fight on your side! Ever looked at a gigantic demon-cursed minotaur and wished it was on your side for once? Well, now you CAN summon one to pound your foes into paste while you cast devastating spells from afar, or call forth a squad of Fire Imps to pelt your enemies to death while they exhaust themselves on your impenetrable defenses! Demons have persistent health, making them a little more precious than disposable necromancer skeletons or summoner beasts, but can be revived from death nonetheless.
  • Two new zones, with all-new art, foes, and bosses! You've seen the plains of the Fearscape before, now see the lairs and headquarters of the demons themselves!
  • Over 10,000 words of written lore to find! The demons were once an enlightened, peaceful race, hailing from a distant planet known as Mal'Rok; learn what drove them to plot Eyal's eternal torture! Discover monuments to each of the demonic species and noteworthy individuals, showing the place of honor each has among them! Get a glimpse into the culture and daily lives of these sadistic invaders and their brainwashed thralls!
  • Unlock a new race, Doomelves: Shalore who've taken to the demonic alterations especially well, corrupting their typical abilities into a darker form. Blink away to safety, transform into a shadowy dúathedlen to hide in the shadows or prey on your foes with blasts of darkness, use your new resilience to soak up status effects and critical hits, and assault your enemies' minds to leave them unsteady in combat!
  • Between the aforementioned classes and Doomelves, a whopping 75 new talents!
  • Unlock two new cosmetic options! You know you've always wanted demon-horns.
  • Two new events, appearing anywhere in Eyal!
  • 20 new artifacts, with unique and interesting effects. Collect the Obsidian Treasures to amass more and more power! Slip your hands into the Will of Ul'Gruth and watch your sweeping blows smash down walls! Wear a giant hideous hell-mouth as a fashionable belt!
  • 7 new achievements! Conquer the worst Urh'Rok's forces can throw at you, and hang their metaphorical skulls from your profile page!

Ashes of Urh'Rok 1.7.4

Items Vault 1.7.6

Donators/Buyers bonus!
Items Vault 1.7.6

Escorts Enhanced 1.7.0

Various enhancements to escort quest NPCs:
- Escorts now follow the player when not close to the portal.
- Escorts occasionally say useful things.
- Escorts heal 5% of their maximum health per turn.

Escorts Enhanced 1.7.0

Possessor Bonus Class 1.7.4

Donators/Buyers bonus!
Possessor Bonus Class 1.7.4

Embers of Rage 1.7.4

Official Expansion!

One year has passed since the one the Orcs call the "Scourge from the West" came and single-handedly crushed the Orc Prides of Grushnak, Vor, Gorbat, and Rak'Shor.  The Allied Kingdoms, now linked by farportal to their distant, long-lost Sunwall allies, have helped them conquer most of Var'Eyal.  The few remnants of the ravaged Prides are caged...  but one Pride remains.  Kruk Pride, isolated on an island, is the last orcish settlement that stands; they, too, face their impending doom.  The Sunwall has blockaded the only exit point from the island, and now, the technologically advanced civilization of Steam Giants have come down from the mountains to take their homeland with machines and weaponry unlike anything else on Eyal.  Kruk Pride has reverse-engineered their technology before; their only hope is to do it again and rise up against the Pride's foes.
 

Features:

  • Explore a whole new campaign from level 1 to 50, one year after the events of the original Tales of Maj'Eyal campaign. Liberate the Orcs (or die trying) by rising up against the Sunwall, the Steam Giants of Atmos, and other dangers that may lie in wait...
  • Play as one of three new races: the battle-hardened Orcs, the brutal Yetis, and the unstoppable Whitehooves. Discover their stories, their pains, their hopes... and their awesome racial powers!
  • Risk your life in over 20 unique zones! Explore the ruins of a lost city, lay siege to the Sunwall forces at the Gates of Morning, and raid the Steam Giants' mining quarry - each has its own unique foes and hazards, leading each to feel and play different from the others.
  • Play as one of the four new tinker classes: Gunslingers, Sawbutchers, Psyshots and Annihilators! Plus a class evolution: Technomancers! Crush and rend your foes with heavy metal, electrocute and immolate them with your gadgets, charge across the battlefield or nimbly strafe in style - each plays differently, and none provide any shortage of ways to slay your foes.
  • Master steam technology to build powerful tinkers to augment your equipment. Need to close in a bit quicker? Turn your boots into rocket boots! Having a hard time deciding whether to shoot someone or stab them? Build a Hand Cannon into your gloves, or deploy a Weapon Automaton to do the stabbing for you! If you have a problem, steamtech has a solution, usually involving explosions; with over 80 different powerful contraptions to craft, enjoy unparalleled versatility and trying something different with every playthrough.
  • Master the tactical uses of over 140 talents! Fire bouncing trick-shots and psychic-infused shots, use your steamsaws as shields or wheels, terrify your foes with long mechanical arms - there are no "boring" talents here, everything has its own special applications and properties!
  • Use advanced technology in the world of Eyal! Burrow through sand, plant bombs to destroy tunnels, and discover that you aren't alone in using it...
  • Infusions and runes are for puny humans; implant new medical injectors to pump an array of experimental chemicals into your body! Injectors can use any (infinitely reusable) salve in your inventory as long as they're off their cooldown, giving you versatility you've wished you could get with a couple of inscriptions.
  • Loot over 70 new and powerful artifacts. Pump lead into foes with big guns, quick guns, and explosive guns! Shred them with saws that maim, saws that thirst for blood, and saws that aren't really saws! Violate common sense by strapping a rocket to your back and calling it a jetpack!
  • Enjoy dying in horrible and exotic ways at the hands (or claws, jaws, guns...) of over 140 new creatures! Not mere piles of stats and chain-stuns, these foes will provide unique challenges - suffer the Sunwall's newest cosmic spells, the new breeds of ritches that infest and multiply, the Steam Giants' elaborate defense systems, and find new strategies to adapt to each!
  • Earn a trunkload of achievements! Have your accomplishments recognized for liberating the Orcish people, displaying exceptional mercy or cruelty, or showing your prowess with impressive feats! Give a boss a fate worse than death, show Sunwall forces how frustrating it is to fight a Radiant Horror as a paladin, come out on top against impossible odds, display a suicidal lack of situational awareness, and wear a badge of pride or shame for each!
  • Read roughly 27,000 words of new lore to immerse yourself in the world! Learn how things have changed since the Scourge's campaign, feel hatred and/or pity for your foes, uncover grand schemes and sinister plots, and notice the elaborate connections between Var'Eyal's numerous factions. Every zone has a story behind it, and every story ties into a bigger picture; enjoy a tale of horror and humor, of intrigue and glory, of despair and hope.
  • Earn the right to use the classic (and Ashes of Urh'Rok) classes in Embers of Rage, and the new tinker classes in Maj'Eyal! Play a Brawler in the East to fulfill your life-long dream of suplexing an entire nation of giants, or play a Sawbutcher in Maj'Eyal to shred through Dreadfell in a whirlwind of sawblades and steam!
Embers of Rage 1.7.4

Forbidden Cults 1.7.4

Official Expansion!

Not all adventurers seek fortune, not all that defend the world have good deeds in mind.
Lately the number of sightings of horrors have grown tremendously. People wander off the beaten paths only to be found years later, horribly mutated and partly insane, if they are found at all. It is becoming evident something is stirring deep below Maj'Eyal.
That something is you.

Forbidden Cults is a big expansion for Tales of Maj'Eyal to let you explore the horrors that lurk beneath the surface, to delve in long lost knowledge and lore and as usual to die a lot!


Forbidden Cults makes two new classes available to play:

  • Writhing One: Give in to the corrupting forces and turn yourself gradually into an horror, summon horrors to do your bidding, shed your skin and melt your face to assault your foes. With your arm already turned into a tentacle, what creature can stop you?
  • Cultist of Entropy: Using its insanity and control of entropic forces to unravel the normal laws of physic this caster class can turn healing into attacks and call upon the forces of the void to reduce its foes to dust.

Both those classes use a new resource called Insanity that gradually makes you both more chaotic and powerful as it fills up.


Forbidden Cults makes two new races available to play:

  • Drem: A corrupt subrace of dwarves, that somehow managed to keep a shred of sanity to not fully devolve into mindless horrors. They can enter a frenzy and even learn to summon horrors.
  • Krog: Ogres transformed by the very thing that should kill them. Their powerful attacks can stun their foes and they are so strong they can dual wield any one handed weapons.


Forbidden Cults adds many new zones for you to explore and die in:

  • Kroshkkur: An ancient Sher'tul Fortress laying half in ruins that serves as a focal point, and home, for all kinds of creatures seeking lost knowledge.
  • The Maggot: A huge living corrupted worm about to destroy Kroshkkur! Teleport inside and save your sanctuary of horrors!
  • The Godfeaster: Deep undergroud the ground shakes as ... -- redacted by corrupt forces --
  • The Scourge Pits: On the south of the Iron Throne lays a fool pit of ... -- redacted by corrupt forces --
  • Forbidden Tomes: Find special artifact books of ancient lore. But, read at your own peril, for the story they tell may very well suck you in... quite literally.
    Maybe you will even find The One That Writes...
  • Occult Egress: A strange, extremely old, contraption of unknown origin. It seems to require some kind of code sequence to activate. Maybe you will find some during your adventures?
  • The Entropic Void: So you think you are strong? Powerful? Invulnerable? In the end, entropy always wins, as you will learn...


What would an expansion about horrors be without a bunch of new horrors to torment you with? Please give a warm welcome to:

  • Searing Horrors: You liked luminous horrors? You loved radiant horrors? You will absolutely adore their searing big brothers!
  • Nethergates: It sleeps. Maybe it should stay that way.
  • Netherworms: Vampiric worm masses that are bound to tickle your fancy! And tickle hard.
  • Fearful Symmetry: Geometry has never been so lively!
  • Entropic Shards: Take an entropic crystal, shatter it with tentacles. And die.
  • : And more ...


"DarkGod, is that all?" Obviously not! You will also find your usual addition of:

  • Lore: Delve into the dark forgotten secrets of the world, where sanity is a very tenuous idea.
  • Artifacts: Discover new objects of power and use them to further your own goals.
  • New wyrmic tree: Unlock the scourge drake for your wyrmics.
  • Glass Golem: Unlock the glass golem option for your alchemists.
  • Events: Discover new strange contraptions in familiar zones. What could go wrong?
  • Achievements: Because there can never be enough!
Forbidden Cults 1.7.4
CampaignMaj'Eyal
ModeInsane Roguelike
SexFemale
RaceShalore
ClassArchmage
Level / Exp6 / 71%
Sizemedium
Lifes / Deaths
Killed by Glenn the great wolf at level 6 on the 78th Pyre 122nd year of Ascendancy at 08:23
/ 1

Primary Stats

Strength9 (base 10)
Dexterity11 (base 10)
Constitution14 (base 10)
Magic34 (base 29)
Willpower20 (base 17)
Cunning12 (base 11)

Resources

Life-3/136
Mana52/185
Healing Factor1.0372895330003
Regeneration0.25932238325009

Speed

Mental0%
Attack0%
Movement0%
Spell0%
Global+100%

Vision

Sight10
Lite5
Infravision1

Offense: Mainhand

Damage12
Accuracy5
Crit Chance3%
APR3
Speed1.00

Offense: Spell

Spellpower29
Crit Chance11%
Speed1

Offense: Mind

Mindpower18
Crit Chance2%
Speed1

Offense: Damage Bonus

Darkness+8%
Lightning+9%
Cold+6%
Temporal+8%
Blight+10%
Arcane+6%
Fire+6%
Acid+6%

Offense: Damage Penetration

Temporal+10%
Darkness+10%
Lightning+10%
Nature+15%

Defense: Base

Armour (hardiness)3 (30%)
Defense6
Ranged Defense6
Fatigue0
Physical Save8
Spell Save18
Mental Save11

Defense: Resistances

Darkness+ 14%( 70%)
Temporal+ 14%( 70%)
Blight+ 10%( 70%)
Fire+ 13%( 70%)
Cold+ 15%( 70%)
All+ 7%( 70%)

Defense: Immunities

Instadeath Resistance100%
Pinning Resistance20%
Poison Resistance10%
Knockback Resistance10%

Inscriptions (3/3)

Runes
Effective talent level: 1.0
Use mode: Activated
Range: melee/personal
Cooldown: 14
Travel Speed: instantaneous
Usage Speed: Instant (0% of a turn)
Is: a spell
Description: Activate the rune to create a protective shield absorbing at most 100 damage for 5 turns.
Rune: Shielding
Runes
Effective talent level: 1.0
Use mode: Activated
Range: melee/personal
Cooldown: 18
Travel Speed: instantaneous
Usage Speed: Instant (0% of a turn)
Is: a spell
Description: Activate the rune to instantly dissipate the energy of your ailments, cleansing all cross tier effects and 1 physical, mental, and magical effect.
You use the dissipated energy to create a shield lasting 3 turns and blocking 50 damage per debuff cleansed (not counting cross-tier ones).
If there were only cross-tier effects to cleanse, no shield is created and the rune goes on a 75% reduced cooldown.
Rune: Shatter Afflictions
Runes
Effective talent level: 1.0
Use mode: Activated
Range: melee/personal
Cooldown: 15
Travel Speed: instantaneous
Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
Is: a spell and usable during Aether Avatar
Description: Activate the rune to unleash a manasurge upon yourself, increasing mana regeneration by 820% for 10 turns (41 total) and instantly restoring 41 mana.
Also when resting your mana will regenerate at 0.5 per turn.
Rune: Manasurge

Class Talents

Spell / Arcane1.30
  • Effective talent level: 1.3
    Use mode: Activated
    Mana cost: 10
    Range: 10
    Cooldown: 3
    Travel Speed: 2000% of base
    Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
    Is: a spell and usable during Aether Avatar
    Description: Conjures up mana into a powerful bolt doing 65.23 arcane damage.
    At level 3, it becomes a beam.
    The damage will increase with your Spellpower.
    Manathrust
1/5
  • Effective talent level: 1.3
    Use mode: Sustained
    Sustain mana cost: 25
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 30
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
    Is: a spell and usable during Aether Avatar
    Description: Your mastery of magic allows you to enter a state of deep concentration, increasing your Spellpower by 6 and arcane resistance by 12%.
    Arcane Power
1/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Mana cost: 20
    Range: 10
    Cooldown: 12
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
    Is: a spell and usable during Aether Avatar
    Description: Creates a vortex of arcane energies on the target for 6 turns. Each turn the vortex will look for another foe in sight and fire a manathrust doing 2.74 arcane damage to all foes in line.
    If no foes are found, the target will take 50% more arcane damage.
    If the target dies, the vortex explodes, releasing all remaining damage in a radius 2 ball of arcane force.
    The damage will increase with your Spellpower.
    Arcane Vortex
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Sustained
    Sustain mana cost: 10
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 30
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Instant (0% of a turn)
    Is: a spell and usable during Aether Avatar
    Description: Surround yourself with arcane forces, disrupting any attempts to harm you by creating a shield of pure aether which can absorb 27 damage.
    In combat, the mental focus required to maintain and monitor the shield is too much and you let it run on its own. In this state once the shield power is depleted it will start using your mana to absorb hits, at a ratio of 1.43 mana per damage.
    Whenever mana is used by the shield it stores a remnant of this energy (up to -50 max). When the shield is deactivated any stored energy is released in a radius 5 arcane storm that lasts 5 turns, dealing 20% of the total stored damage each turn.
    Outside of combat the shield regenerates 10% of its power each turn and stored energy quickly dissipates.
    Dropping below 50% mana or reaching max energy storage will automatically deactivate this talent.
    The shield power improves with your Spellpower.
    The maximum energy storage is based on your total mana (ignoring sustained spells), with a limit at -25 effective mana.

    Current shield power: 0
    Current stored energy: 0
    Disruption Shield
0/5
Spell / Phantasm1.30
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Mana cost: 5
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 14
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
    Is: a spell
    Description: Creates a globe of pure light within a radius of 3 that illuminates the area and deals 10.29 damage to all creatures.
    At level 3, it also blinds all who see it (except the caster) for 3 turns.
    Illuminate
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Sustained
    Sustain mana cost: 30
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 10
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
    Is: a spell
    Description: Surround yourself with a phantasmal shield of pure light.
    Whenever you would take damage there is 5% chance to become ethereal for an instant and fully ignore it.
    If you do get hit, the shield glows brightly, sending triggering a flash of light on the attacker, dealing 10.86 light damage in radius 0 around it and dazzling any affected creature (deal 10% less damage) for 5 turns. This can only happen every 18 turns.
    The damage and ignore chance will increase with your Spellpower.
    Phantasmal Shield
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Mana cost: 35
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 20
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
    Is: a spell
    Description: Weave a net of arcane disturbances around your body, removing yourself from the sight of all, granting 2 bonus to invisibility for 7 turns.
    While invisible all damage you deal against blinded or dazzled foes is increased by 0% (additive with other damage increases).
    The invisibility bonus will increase with your Spellpower.
    Invisibility
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Mana cost: 30
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 20
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
    Is: a spell
    Description: Create a perfect lookalike of your own form made out of pure light near a creature.
    This image has 2 life and can never take more than 1 damage per creature per turn and is immune to any non direct damage (ground effects, damage over time, ...).
    Whenever you cast a spell your mirror image will try to duplicate it at the same target for 66% less damage, if possible. If it can, it will lose 1 life, if not it will instead taunt a creature to focus its attention on itself.
    While the image exists you receive the damage bonus from the Invisibility spell as if you were invisible.
    This spell can not be cast while a Mirror Image already exists and only in combat. It will disappear after a few turn when outside of combat.
    Mirror Image
0/5
Spell / Earth1.30
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Mana cost: 15
    Range: 10
    Cooldown: 3
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
    Is: a spell
    Description: Fire a powerful beam of stone-shattering force, digging out any walls in its path up to 1 range.
    The beam continues to a range of 10, affecting any creatures in its path, dealing 10.33 physical damage to them.
    If any walls are dug, you gain 6% physical damage bonus for 6 turns.
    The damage will increase with your Spellpower.
    Pulverizing Auger
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Sustained
    Sustain mana cost: 15
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 10
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
    Is: a spell
    Description: The caster's skin grows as hard as stone, granting a 1 bonus to Armour.
    Each time you are hit in melee, you have a 8% chance to reduce the cooldown of an Earth or Stone spell by 2 (this effect can only happen once per turn).
    The bonus to Armour will increase with your Spellpower.
    Stone Skin
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Mana cost: 20
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 12
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
    Is: a spell
    Description: Conjures a mudslide, dealing 9.73 physical damage in a radius of 1. Any creatures caught inside will be knocked back 8 spaces.
    The damage will increase with your Spellpower.
    Mudslide
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Mana cost: 50
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 60
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
    Is: a spell
    Description: Entomb yourself in a wall of stone for 2 turns.
    At level 4, it becomes targetable.
    Any hostile creature caught in the radius will also suffer 11.27 physical damage.
    Duration and damage will improve with your Spellpower.
    Stone Wall
0/5
Spell / Fire1.30
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Mana cost: 12
    Range: 10
    Cooldown: 3
    Travel Speed: 2000% of base
    Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
    Is: a spell
    Description: Conjures up a bolt of fire, setting the target ablaze and doing 14.78 fire damage over 3 turns.
    At level 5, it will create a beam of flames.
    The damage will increase with your Spellpower.
    Flame
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Mana cost: 30
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 18
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
    Is: a spell
    Description: Conjures up a cone of flame with radius 1. Any targets caught in the area will suffer Burning Shock, stunning them and dealing 10.31 fire damage over 1 turns.
    The damage will increase with your Spellpower.
    Flameshock
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Mana cost: 20
    Range: 7
    Cooldown: 8
    Travel Speed: 400% of base
    Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
    Is: a spell
    Description: Conjures up a bolt of fire that moves toward the target and explodes into a flash of fire, doing 17.45 fire damage in a radius of 0.
    The damage will increase with your Spellpower.
    Fireflash
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Mana cost: 30
    Range: 10
    Cooldown: 20
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
    Is: a spell
    Description: Raging flames burn foes and allies alike, doing 3.41 fire damage in a radius of 5 each turn for 3 turns.
    The damage will increase with your Spellpower.
    Inferno
0/5
Spell / Water1.30
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Mana cost: 12
    Range: 10
    Cooldown: 3
    Travel Speed: 800% of base
    Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
    Is: a spell
    Description: Hurl ice shards at the targets in the selected area. Each shard travels slowly and does 9.23 ice damage, hitting all adjacent targets on impact with 25% chance to freeze them.
    If the target resists being frozen, it instead get wet.
    If the target is wet the damage increases by 30% and the ice freeze chance increases to 50%.
    This spell will never hit the caster.
    The damage will increase with your Spellpower.
    Ice Shards
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Mana cost: 12
    Range: 8
    Cooldown: 8
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
    Is: a spell
    Description: Glacial fumes rise from the ground, doing 2.97 cold damage in a radius of 3 each turn for 8 turns.
    Creatures that are wet will take 30% more damage and have 15% chance to get frozen.
    The damage will increase with your Spellpower.
    Glacial Vapour
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Mana cost: 10
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 10
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
    Is: a spell
    Description: A wall of water rushes out from the caster with an initial radius of 1, increasing by 1 per turn to a maximum radius of 3, doing 1.62 cold damage and 1.53 physical damage to all inside, as well as knocking back targets each turn.
    The tidal wave lasts for 3 turns.
    All creatures hit gain the wet effect, which reduces their stun/freeze immunity by half and interacts with other cold spells.
    The damage and duration will increase with your Spellpower.
    Tidal Wave
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Mana cost: 25
    Range: 10
    Cooldown: 20
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Instant (0% of a turn)
    Is: a spell
    Description: You absorb latent cold around you, turning into an ice elemental - a shivgoroth - for 4 turns.
    While transformed, you do not need to breathe, gain access to the Ice Storm talent at level 0, gain 15% resistance to cuts and stuns, gain 8% cold resistance, and all cold damage heals you for 65% of the damage done.
    The power will increase with your Spellpower.

    Ice storm:
    Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Mana cost: 25
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 20
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
    Is: a spell
    Description: A furious ice storm rages around the caster, doing 3.24 cold damage in a radius of 3 each turn for 6 turns.
    It has a 25% chance to freeze damaged targets.
    If the target is wet the damage increases by 30% and the freeze chance increases to 50%.
    The damage and duration will increase with your Spellpower.
    Shivgoroth Form
0/5
Spell / Temporal1.30
  • Effective talent level: 1.3
    Use mode: Activated
    Mana cost: 10
    Range: 6
    Cooldown: 15
    Travel Speed: 500% of base
    Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
    Is: a spell and usable during Aether Avatar
    Description: Project a bolt of time distortion, decreasing the target's global speed by 10% and all projectiles it fires by 20% for 7 turns.
    Congeal Time
1/5
  • Effective talent level: 1.3
    Use mode: Activated
    Mana cost: 25
    Range: 10
    Cooldown: 18
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Instant (0% of a turn)
    Is: a spell and usable during Aether Avatar
    Description: This intricate spell instantly erects a time shield around the caster, preventing any incoming damage and sending it forward in time.
    Once either the maximum damage (161) is absorbed, or the time runs out (6 turns), the stored damage will return as a temporal restoration field over time (5 turns).
    Each turn the restoration field is active, you get healed for 10% of the absorbed damage (Aegis Shielding talent affects the percentage).
    The shield's max absorption will increase with your Spellpower.
    Temporal Shield
1/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Mana cost: 100
    Range: 10
    Cooldown: 40
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
    Is: a spell and usable during Aether Avatar
    Description: Removes the target from the flow of time for 4 turns. In this state, the target can neither act nor be harmed.
    Time does not pass at all for the target, no talents will cooldown, no resources will regen, and so forth.
    The duration will increase with your Spellpower.
    Time Prison
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Sustained
    Sustain mana cost: 120
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 20
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
    Is: a spell and usable during Aether Avatar
    Description: Increases the caster's global speed by 0%.
    Essence of Speed
0/5
Spell / Air1.30
  • Effective talent level: 5.2
    Use mode: Activated
    Mana cost: 10
    Range: 10
    Cooldown: 3
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
    Is: a spell
    Description: Conjures up mana into a powerful beam of lightning, doing 64.50 to 193.50 damage (129.00 average)
    The damage will increase with your Spellpower.
    Lightning
4/5
  • Effective talent level: 3.9
    Use mode: Activated
    Mana cost: 20
    Range: 10
    Cooldown: 8
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
    Is: a spell
    Description: Invokes an arc of lightning doing 58.08 to 174.24 damage (116.16 average) and chaining to another target.
    The arc can jump to 7 targets at most, up to 10 grids apart, and will never jump to the same target twice, or to the caster. The arc will also strike all creatures between each target.
    The damage will increase with your Spellpower.
    Chain Lightning
3/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Sustained
    Sustain mana cost: 10
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 10
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
    Is: a spell
    Description: A gentle wind circles around the caster, increasing carrying capacity by 4, defense against projectiles by 1, pin immunity by 0% and stun immunity by 0%.
    At level 4 it also makes you levitate slightly above the ground, allowing you to ignore some traps.
    At level 5 it also grants 0% movement speed and removes 0 fatigue.
    Feather Wind
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Sustained
    Sustain mana cost: 50
    Range: 6
    Cooldown: 15
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
    Is: a spell
    Description: Conjures a furious, raging lightning storm with a radius of 6 that follows you as long as this spell is active.
    Each turn, a random lightning bolt will hit up to 0 of your foes for 1.00 to 3.51 damage (1.75 average) in a radius of 1.
    The damage will increase with your Spellpower.
    Thunderstorm
0/5

Generic Talents

Spell / Aegis1.30
  • Effective talent level: 1.3
    Use mode: Activated
    Mana cost: 25
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 16
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
    Is: a spell and usable during Aether Avatar
    Description: Imbues your body with arcane forces, reconstructing it to a default state, healing for 164 life.
    The life healed will increase with your Spellpower.
    Arcane Reconstruction
1/5
  • Effective talent level: 1.3
    Use mode: Sustained
    Sustain mana cost: 40
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 14
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
    Is: a spell and usable during Aether Avatar
    Description: Surround yourself with strengthening arcane forces.
    Every damage shield, time shield, displacement shield, and disruption shield affecting you has its power increased by 29%.
    At level 5, it also increases the duration of all shields by 1 turn.
    The shield value will increase with your Spellpower.
    Shielding
1/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Sustained
    Sustain mana cost: 50
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 30
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
    Is: a spell and usable during Aether Avatar
    Description: Surround yourself with protective arcane forces.
    Each time you receive a direct heal (not a life regeneration effect), you automatically gain a damage shield equal to 25% of the heal value for 3 turns.
    This will replace an existing damage shield if the new shield value and duration would be greater than or equal to the old.
    The shield value will increase with your Spellpower.
    Arcane Shield
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Mana cost: 50
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 25
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Instant (0% of a turn)
    Is: a spell and usable during Aether Avatar
    Description: Release arcane energies into most magical shields currently protecting you.
    It will affect at most 3 shield effects.
    Damage Shield, Time Shield, Displacement Shield: Increase the damage absorption value by 42%.
    Disruption Shield: Tap into the stored energies to restore the shield (at a rate of 2 energy per 1 shield power). Any leftover energy is converted back into mana at a rate of 4.72 energy per mana.
    The charging will increase with your Spellpower.
    Aegis
0/5
Spell / Divination1.30
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Mana cost: 15
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 10
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Instant (0% of a turn)
    Is: a spell
    Description: Summons an ethereal magical eye at the designated location that lasts for 10 turns.
    The eye cannot be seen or attacked by other creatures, and possesses magical vision that allows it to see any creature in a 2 range around it.
    It does not require light to do so, but it cannot see through walls.
    Casting the eye does not take a turn.
    Only one arcane eye can exist at any given time.
    At level 4, if cast on a creature it will follow it until it expires, or until the creature dies.
    At level 5, it will place a magical marker on the creatures, negating invisibility and stealth effects.
    Arcane Eye
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Sustained
    Sustain mana cost: 40
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 30
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
    Is: a spell
    Description: You focus your senses, getting information from moments in the future.
    Improves your capacity to see invisible foes by +1, to see through stealth by +1, and to perform a critical spell cast by +0%.
    The effects will improve with your Spellpower.
    Keen Senses
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Mana cost: 20
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 20
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
    Is: a spell
    Description: Form a map of your surroundings in your mind in a radius of 5
    Vision
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Sustained
    Sustain mana cost: 120
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 30
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
    Is: a spell
    Description: Echoes of the future flash before your eyes, allowing you to sense some incoming attacks.
    If the attack is not physical, you will erect a temporary shield that reduces all damage of this type by 11% for 5 turns.
    This effect can only happen once every 5 turns, and happens before damage is taken.
    The bonus will increase with your Spellpower.
    Premonition
0/5
Race / Shalore1.00
  • Effective talent level: 1.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 45
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Instant (0% of a turn)
    Is: a spell
    Description: Call upon the grace of the Eternals to increase your global speed by 25% for 5 turns.
    The speed bonus will increase with your Dexterity or Magic (whichever is higher).
    Grace of the Eternals
1/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Passive
    Is: a spell
    Description: Reality bends slightly in the presence of a Shaloren due to their inherent magical nature.
    Increases critical chance by 1% and critical strike power by 0%.
    Magic of the Eternals
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Sustained
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 53
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Instant (0% of a turn)
    Is: a spell
    Description: As the only immortal race of Eyal, Shaloren have learnt over the long years to use their innate inner magic to protect themselves.
    13% chance to become invisible (power 15) for 5 turns when hit by a blow doing at least 10% of your total life.
    Secrets of the Eternals
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Range: melee/personal
    Fixed Cooldown: 50
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Instant (0% of a turn)
    Is: a spell
    Description: The world grows old as you stand through the ages. To you, time is different.
    Reduces the time remaining on detrimental effects by 2, most cooling down talents by 1, and increases the time remaining on beneficial effects by 1 (up to 2 times the current duration).
    Timeless
0/5
Spell / Conveyance1.30
  • Effective talent level: 5.2
    Use mode: Activated
    Mana cost: 30
    Range: 10
    Cooldown: 12
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
    Is: a spell
    Description: Teleports you randomly within a small range of up to 11 grids.
    At level 4, it allows you to specify which creature to teleport.
    At level 5, it allows you to choose the target area (radius 1).
    If the target area is not in line of sight, there is a chance the spell will partially fail and teleport the target randomly.
    The range will increase with your Spellpower.
    Phase Door
4/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Mana cost: 20
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 30
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
    Is: a spell
    Description: Teleports you randomly within a large range (129).
    At level 4, it allows you to specify which creature to teleport.
    At level 5, it allows you to choose the target area (radius 22).
    If the target area is not in line of sight, there is a chance the spell will partially fail and teleport the target randomly.
    Random teleports have a minimum range of 15.
    The range will increase with your Spellpower.
    Teleport
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Activated
    Mana cost: 40
    Range: 8
    Cooldown: 35
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
    Is: a spell
    Description: This intricate spell erects a space distortion around the caster that is linked to another distortion, placed around a target.
    Any time the caster should take damage, there is a 40% chance that it will instead be warped by the shield and hit the designated target.
    Once the maximum damage (68) is absorbed, the time runs out (10 turns), or the target dies, the shield will crumble.
    The max damage the shield can absorb will increase with your Spellpower.
    Displacement Shield
0/5
  • Effective talent level: 0.0
    Use mode: Sustained
    Sustain mana cost: 100
    Range: melee/personal
    Cooldown: 40
    Travel Speed: instantaneous
    Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
    Is: a spell
    Description: When you hit a solid surface, this spell tears down the laws of probability to make you instantly appear on the other side.
    Teleports up to 4 grids.
    After a successful probability travel you are left unstable, unable to do it again for a number of turns equal to 450% of the number of tiles you blinked through.
    The range will improve with your Spellpower.
    Probability Travel
0/5

Effects

Quests

You have heard that within the scintillating caves lie strange crystals imbued with Spellblaze energies.

There are also rumours of a renegade Shaloren camp to the west.

* You must explore the scintillating caves.
* You must explore the renegade Shaloren camp.
Echoes of the Spellblaze		active
You failed to protect the lost warrior from death by Zubyrin the giant grey rat.
Escort: lost warrior (level 2 of Trollmire)		failed
The Abashed Expanse is a part of Eyal torn apart by the Spellblaze and thrown into the void between the stars.

It has recently begun to destabilize, threatening to crash onto Eyal, destroying everything in its path.

You have entered it and must now stabilize three wormholes by firing any spell at them.

Remember, the floating islands are not stable and might teleport randomly. However, the disturbances also help you: your Phase Door spell is fully controllable even if not of high level yet.

* You have explored the expanse and closed all three wormholes.
Spellblaze Fallouts		done

Equipment

Tool
focusing elm wand of shielding [power 116] (20 cooldown)
Powered by arcane forces
2.00 Encumbrance.

Type: charm / wand ; tier 1

It can be used to create a shield absorbing up to 116 damage on yourself and all friendly characters within 10 spaces for 4 turns

Activation puts all charms on cooldown for 20 turns.
When used:
* Reduce 1 talent cooldowns by 2.


Magical wands are made by powerful Alchemists and Archmagi to store spells. Anybody can use them to release the spells.
focusing elm wand of shielding [power 116] (20 cooldown)
On feet
Xanulrata the pair of rough leather boots (0 def, 3 armour)
Crafted by a master
2.00 Encumbrance.

Type: armor / feet ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Armour penetration: +1
Armour: +3
Changes resistances: +3% blight / +9% cold
Poison immunity: +10%
Infravision radius: +1


A pair of boots made of leather.
Xanulrata the pair of rough leather boots (0 def, 3 armour)
Around neck
copper amulet 'Flashbile'
Infused by nature
0.10 Encumbrance.

Type: jewelry / amulet ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Changes stats: +2 Con
Changes resistances penetration: +10% lightning / +15% nature
Changes damage: +3% lightning
Maximum psi: +10.00


Amulets make your neck look great!
copper amulet 'Flashbile'
Main armor
linen robe (0 def, 0 armour)
2.00 Encumbrance.

Type: armor / cloth ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Changes resistances: +7% all


A cloth vestment. It offers no intrinsic protection but can be enchanted.
linen robe (0 def, 0 armour)
On hands
Crystle's Astral Bindings (0 def, 0 armour)
Powered by arcane forces
Crafted by a master
1.00 Encumbrance.

[Unique]
Type: armor / hands ; tier 2

When wielded/worn:
Changes stats: +3 Mag
Changes resistances: +8% darkness / +8% temporal
Changes resistances penetration: +10% darkness / +10% temporal
Changes damage: +8% darkness / +8% temporal
N.Energy each turn: +0.20
Spellpower on spell critical (stacks up to 3 times): +4
Spellpower: +2 (+1 eff.)
Spell crit. chance: +3%
Learn an unarmed attack talent or enable 'Always show glove combat' to see combat stats.
Talent on hit(spell): Dust to Dust (10% chance level 2).


Said to have belonged to a lost Anorithil, stars are reflected in the myriad surfaces of these otherworldly bindings.
Crystle's Astral Bindings (0 def, 0 armour)
Light source
Void Star
Powered by arcane forces
1.00 Encumbrance.

[Unique]
Type: lite / lite ; tier 2

When wielded/worn:
Changes damage: +6% acid / +6% cold / +6% fire / +6% arcane / +6% lightning
Spell crit. chance: +5%
Light radius: +2
It can be used to activate talent Echoes From The Void (costing 70 power out of 70/70) :
Effective talent level: 2.0
Power cost: 70 out of 70/70.
Range: 10
Travel Speed: instantaneous
Description: Shows the target the madness of the void. Each turn for 6 turns the target must make a mental save or suffer 19.09 mind damage as well as resource damage (based off the mind damage and nature of the resource).

It looks like a very tiny star -- deep black -- and yet it somehow shines.
Void Star
Cloak
Xuba (1 def, 0 armour)
Crafted by a master
2.00 Encumbrance.

Type: armor / cloak ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Defense: +1 (+1 eff.)
Changes stats: +1 Str / +2 Con
Changes resistances: +6% fire
Pinning immunity: +20%
Knockback immunity: +10%


A cloth coat typically worn as a loose outer garment. It is spacious enough to be worn even over bulky metal armour.
Xuba (1 def, 0 armour)
In main hand
elm vilestaff of illumination (10-12 power, 2 apr, blight element)
Requires:
- Magic 11

Infused by nature
5.00 Encumbrance.

Type: weapon / staff ; tier 1
It must be held with both hands.

Base power: 10.0 - 12.0
Uses stat: 80% Mag
Damage type: Physical
Mastery: Staff Mastery
Accuracy bonus: +2.0% proc dam (max 200%)
Armour Penetration: +2
Crit. chance: +2.5%
Attack speed: 100%
When wielded/worn:
Defense: +5 (+5 eff.)
Changes damage: +10% blight
Talent granted: +1 Command Staff
Spellpower: +3 (+2 eff.)
Spell crit. chance: +1%
Light radius: +3
It can be used to activate talent Illuminate, placing all other charms into a 6 cooldown :
Effective talent level: 2.6
Power cost: 6 out of 6/6.
Range: melee/personal
Travel Speed: instantaneous
Is: a spell
Description: Creates a globe of pure light within a radius of 7 that illuminates the area and deals 83.04 damage to all creatures.
At level 3, it also blinds all who see it (except the caster) for 3 turns.

Staves designed for wielders of magic, by the greats of the art.
elm vilestaff of illumination (10-12 power, 2 apr, blight element)

Inventory

elm magestaff (10-12 power, 2 apr, lightning element)
Requires:
- Magic 11

5.00 Encumbrance.

Type: weapon / staff ; tier 1
It must be held with both hands.

Base power: 10.0 - 12.0
Uses stat: 80% Mag
Damage type: Physical
Mastery: Staff Mastery
Accuracy bonus: +2.0% proc dam (max 200%)
Armour Penetration: +2
Crit. chance: +2.5%
Attack speed: 100%
When wielded/worn:
Changes damage: +10% lightning
Talent granted: +1 Command Staff
Spellpower: +3 (+2 eff.)
Spell crit. chance: +1%


Staves designed for wielders of magic, by the greats of the art.
elm magestaff (10-12 power, 2 apr, lightning element)
Lightningraider the rough leather armour (3 def, 2 armour)
Requires:
- Strength 10

Crafted by a master
9.00 Encumbrance.

Type: armor / light ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Armour: +2
Defense: +3 (+3 eff.)
Fatigue: +6%
Damage when hit (Melee): 2 cold
Changes resistances: +9% lightning / +16% fire / +3% cold
Changes resistances penetration: +5% lightning / +5% mind


A suit of armour made of leather.
Lightningraider the rough leather armour (3 def, 2 armour)
agate
0.00 Encumbrance.

Type: gem / black ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Changes stats: +1 Str / +1 Dex / +1 Mag / +1 Wil / +1 Cun / +1 Con
When used to imbue an object:
Changes stats: +1 Str / +1 Dex / +1 Mag / +1 Wil / +1 Cun / +1 Con
Latent Damage Type: Acid


Gems can be sold for money or used in arcane rituals.
agate
spinel
0.00 Encumbrance.

Type: gem / green ; tier 1

When wielded/worn:
Defense: +2 (+2 eff.)
Physical save: +2 (+2 eff.)
Spell save: +2 (+2 eff.)
Mental save: +2 (+2 eff.)
When used to imbue an object:
Defense: +2 (+2 eff.)
Physical save: +2 (+2 eff.)
Spell save: +2 (+2 eff.)
Mental save: +2 (+2 eff.)
Latent Damage Type: Nature


Gems can be sold for money or used in arcane rituals.
spinel
Scrying Orb
Powered by unknown forces
1.00 Encumbrance.

[Plot Item]
Type: orb / orb

When carried:


This orb will automatically identify items you find.
Scrying Orb
Rod of Recall (1/1)
Powered by unknown forces
2.00 Encumbrance.

[Plot Item]
Type: charm / rod

It can be used to recall the user to the worldmap after 40 turns

Activation costs 202 power out of 400/400.

This rod is made entirely of voratun, infused with raw magical energies that can bend space itself.
You have heard of such items before. They are very useful to adventurers, allowing faster travel.
Rod of Recall (1/1)
Transmogrification Chest
Powered by unknown forces
2.00 Encumbrance.

[Plot Item]
Type: chest / sher'tul

When carried:
It can be used to transmogrify all the items in your chest at once (also done automatically when you change level)

Activation costs 0 power out of 1000/1000.

This chest is an extension of old Sher'tul places of power. Any items dropped inside are transported to an other place, processed and destroyed to extract energy.
The byproduct of this effect is the creation of gold, which is useless to process, so it is sent back to you.

When you possess the chest all items you walk upon will automatically be put inside and transmogrified when you leave the level.
Simply go to your inventory to move them out of the chest if you wish to keep them.
Items in the chest will not encumber you.
Transmogrification Chest

Achievements

Orbituary (Insane (Roguelike) difficulty) Stabilized the Abashed Expanse to maintain it in orbit.
By dildo the Shalore Archmage level 3
74th Pyre 122nd year of Ascendancy at 20:46 see stats

Log

A shield forms around dildo.

Chain Lightning is still on cooldown for 6 turns.
Chain Lightning is still on cooldown for 6 turns.
Dildo casts Lightning.
dildo hits Glenn the great wolf for 153 lightning damage.

Glenn the great wolf uses Ice Claw.
Glenn the great wolf hits dildo for (32 absorbed), 0 cold (0 total damage).
Dildo is no longer surging arcane power.
Talent Lightning is ready to use.

Glenn the great wolf hits dildo for (21 absorbed), 0 physical (0 total damage).
Glenn the great wolf performs a melee critical strike against dildo!

Glenn the great wolf hits dildo for (38 absorbed), 0 physical (0 total damage).
Glenn the great wolf hits dildo for (19 absorbed), 0 physical (0 total damage).
The shield around dildo crumbles.
Talent Chain Lightning is ready to use.

Glenn the great wolf hits dildo for 23 physical damage.

Glenn the great wolf performs a melee critical strike against dildo!
Glenn the great wolf hits dildo for 36 physical damage.

Glenn the great wolf hits dildo for 20 physical damage.

Glenn the great wolf hits dildo for 28 physical damage.
Glenn the great wolf hits dildo for 24 physical damage.
dildo the level 6 shalore archmage was minced to death by Glenn the great wolf on level 2 of Trollmire.