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Game | Tales of Maj'Eyal: Age of Ascendancy 1.7.6 |
Addons | Ashes of Urh'Rok 1.7.4Official Expansion!Many in Maj'Eyal have heard of "demons", sadistic creatures who appear seemingly from nowhere, leaving a trail of suffering and destruction whereever they go. Their Fearscape floats far above the skies, watching and waiting, but not idly; their agents scout the land, their legions build up their forces, and their scholars develop new spells and strategies. As the barrier between our worlds begins to crack under their scrutiny, helpless Eyalites have begun to disappear, whisked up to serve as their slaves and playthings. They imbue these victims with magical powers to better survive the ensuing stresses - can you use your new-found abilities to escape the legions of Mal'Rok?
Features:
Items Vault 1.7.6Donators/Buyers bonus! Embers of Rage 1.7.4Official Expansion!One year has passed since the one the Orcs call the "Scourge from the West" came and single-handedly crushed the Orc Prides of Grushnak, Vor, Gorbat, and Rak'Shor. The Allied Kingdoms, now linked by farportal to their distant, long-lost Sunwall allies, have helped them conquer most of Var'Eyal. The few remnants of the ravaged Prides are caged... but one Pride remains. Kruk Pride, isolated on an island, is the last orcish settlement that stands; they, too, face their impending doom. The Sunwall has blockaded the only exit point from the island, and now, the technologically advanced civilization of Steam Giants have come down from the mountains to take their homeland with machines and weaponry unlike anything else on Eyal. Kruk Pride has reverse-engineered their technology before; their only hope is to do it again and rise up against the Pride's foes. Features:
Possessor Bonus Class 1.7.4Donators/Buyers bonus! Forbidden Cults 1.7.4Official Expansion!Not all adventurers seek fortune, not all that defend the world have good deeds in mind. Forbidden Cults is a big expansion for Tales of Maj'Eyal to let you explore the horrors that lurk beneath the surface, to delve in long lost knowledge and lore and as usual to die a lot!
Both those classes use a new resource called Insanity that gradually makes you both more chaotic and powerful as it fills up.
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Campaign | Maj'Eyal |
Mode | Nightmare Roguelike |
Sex | Female |
Race | Shalore |
Class | Archmage |
Level / Exp | 16 / 23% |
Size | medium |
Lifes / Deaths | no deaths recorded / 0 |
Primary Stats
Strength | 10 (base 10) |
Dexterity | 16 (base 10) |
Constitution | 23 (base 10) |
Magic | 46 (base 39) |
Willpower | 33 (base 28) |
Cunning | 21 (base 11) |
Resources
Life | 279/316 |
Mana | 301/301 |
Healing Factor | 1.2199022211821 |
Regeneration | 4.8186137736694 |
Speed
Mental | 0% |
Attack | 0% |
Movement | 0% |
Spell | 0% |
Global | +100% |
Vision
Sight | 10 |
Lite | 5 |
Infravision | 3 |
See Stealth | 6 |
See Invisible | 5 |
Offense: Mainhand
Damage | 15 |
Accuracy | 25 |
Crit Chance | 9% |
APR | 2 |
Speed | 1.00 |
Offense: Spell
Spellpower | 34 |
Crit Chance | 8% |
Speed | 1 |
Offense: Mind
Mindpower | 29 |
Crit Chance | 9% |
Speed | 1 |
Offense: Damage Bonus
Lightning | +55% |
Mind | +6% |
Physical | +12% |
Offense: Damage Penetration
Darkness | +30% |
Lightning | +10% |
Nature | +5% |
Defense: Base
Armour (hardiness) | 14 (30%) |
Defense | 14 |
Ranged Defense | 21 |
Fatigue | 6 |
Physical Save | 24 |
Spell Save | 23 |
Mental Save | 24 |
Defense: Resistances
Lightning | + 60%( 70%) |
Nature | + 6%( 70%) |
Temporal | + 6%( 70%) |
Cold | + 39%( 70%) |
Fire | + 10%( 70%) |
Mind | + 3%( 70%) |
All | 0%( 70%) |
Defense: Immunities
Pinning Resistance | 50% |
Stun Resistance | 25% |
Blind Resistance | 24% |
Instadeath Resistance | 100% |
Knockback Resistance | 10% |
Inscriptions (4/4)
Infusions | Effective talent level: 1.0 Infusion: MovementUse mode: Activated Range: melee/personal Cooldown: 13 Travel Speed: instantaneous Usage Speed: Instant (0% of a turn) Is: a nature gift Description: Activate the infusion to increase movement speed by 553% for 1 game turn. You gain 100% stun, daze, and pin immunity during the effect. Any actions other than movement will cancel the effect. Note: since you will be moving very fast, game turns will pass very slowly. Its effects scale with your Magic stat. |
Runes | Effective talent level: 1.0 Rune: Shatter AfflictionsUse mode: Activated Range: melee/personal Cooldown: 22 Travel Speed: instantaneous Usage Speed: Instant (0% of a turn) Is: a spell Description: Activate the rune to instantly dissipate the energy of your ailments, cleansing all cross tier effects and 1 physical, mental, and magical effect. You use the dissipated energy to create a shield lasting 4 turns and blocking 95 damage per debuff cleansed (not counting cross-tier ones). If there were only cross-tier effects to cleanse, no shield is created and the rune goes on a 75% reduced cooldown. Its effects scale with your Magic stat. |
Runes | Effective talent level: 1.0 Rune: ManasurgeUse mode: Activated Range: melee/personal Cooldown: 15 Travel Speed: instantaneous Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn) Is: a spell and usable during Aether Avatar Description: Activate the rune to unleash a manasurge upon yourself, increasing mana regeneration by 820% for 10 turns (49 total) and instantly restoring 41 mana. Also when resting your mana will regenerate at 0.5 per turn. |
Runes | Effective talent level: 1.0 Rune: Reflection ShieldUse mode: Activated Range: melee/personal Cooldown: 15 Travel Speed: instantaneous Usage Speed: Instant (0% of a turn) Is: a spell Description: Activate the rune to create a protective shield absorbing and reflecting at most 466 damage for 6 turns. Its effects scale with your Magic stat. |
Class Talents
Spell / Arcane | 1.30 |
| 1/5 |
| 0/5 |
| 0/5 |
| 0/5 |
Spell / Phantasm | 1.30 |
| 0/5 |
| 0/5 |
| 0/5 |
| 0/5 |
Spell / Earth | 1.30 |
| 0/5 |
| 0/5 |
| 0/5 |
| 0/5 |
Spell / Fire | 1.30 |
| 1/5 |
| 0/5 |
| 0/5 |
| 0/5 |
Spell / Water | 1.30 |
| 0/5 |
| 0/5 |
| 0/5 |
| 0/5 |
Spell / Temporal | 1.30 |
| 1/5 |
| 4/5 |
| 0/5 |
| 0/5 |
Spell / Air | 1.30 |
| 5/5 |
| 5/5 |
| 2/5 |
| 0/5 |
Generic Talents
Spell / Aegis | 1.30 |
| 2/5 |
| 5/5 |
| 1/5 |
| 1/5 |
Spell / Divination | 1.30 |
| 0/5 |
| 0/5 |
| 0/5 |
| 0/5 |
Spell / Conveyance | 1.30 |
| 2/5 |
| 1/5 |
| 1/5 |
| 0/5 |
Race / Shalore | 1.00 |
| 1/5 |
| 1/5 |
| 0/5 |
| 0/5 |
Technique / Combat training | 1.00 |
| 0/5 |
| 0/5 |
| 0/5 |
| 0/5 |
| 0/5 |
| 0/5 |
Effects
talent | Shielding |
talent | Feather Wind |
Quests
You met a novice mage who was tasked to collect an arcane powered artifact. An apprentice taskHe asked for your help, should you collect some that you do not need. * Collect an artifact arcane powered item. | done |
Ungrol of Last Hope asked you to look for his wife's friend Celia, who has been reported missing. She frequently visits her late husband's mausoleum, in the graveyard near Last Hope. And now for a grave | active |
You have heard that within the scintillating caves lie strange crystals imbued with Spellblaze energies. Echoes of the SpellblazeThere are also rumours of a renegade Shaloren camp to the west. * You have explored the scintillating caves and destroyed the Spellblaze Crystal. * You have explored the Rhaloren camp and killed the Inquisitor. | done |
You failed to protect the injured seer from death by bandit. Escort: injured seer (level 2 of Ruins of Kor'Pul) | failed |
You successfully escorted the worried loremaster to the recall portal on level 3 of Trollmire. Escort: worried loremaster (level 3 of Trollmire)As a reward you improved Magic by +5. | done |
You have found all the clues leading to the hidden treasure. There should be a way on the third level of the Trollmire. Hidden treasureIt looks extremely dangerous, however - beware. You have slain Bill. His treasure is yours for the taking. | done |
You have found clues about the legendary plumpkin. If you find more maybe you could find and capture it? Hunt for the legendary Plumpkin!You seem to have enough clues to enter the portal, which should be.. somewhere in Maj'Eyal.. | active |
It is time to explore some new places -- dark, forgotten and dangerous ones. Into the darknessThe Old Forest is just south-east of the town of Derth. The Maze is west of Derth. The Sandworm Lair is to the far west of Derth, near the sea. The Daikara is on the eastern borders of the Thaloren forest. * You must explore the Old Forest and find out what lurks there and what treasures are to be gained! * You must explore the Maze and find out what lurks there and what treasures are to be gained! * You must explore the Sandworm Lair and find out what lurks there and what treasures are to be gained! * You must explore the Daikara and find out what lurks there and what treasures are to be gained! | active |
The Abashed Expanse is a part of Eyal torn apart by the Spellblaze and thrown into the void between the stars. Spellblaze FalloutsIt has recently begun to destabilize, threatening to crash onto Eyal, destroying everything in its path. You have entered it and must now stabilize three wormholes by firing any spell at them. Remember, the floating islands are not stable and might teleport randomly. However, the disturbances also help you: your Phase Door spell is fully controllable even if not of high level yet. * You have explored the expanse and closed all three wormholes. | done |
As you approached Derth you saw a huge dark cloud over the small town. Storming the cityWhen you entered you were greeted by an army of air elementals slaughtering the population. | active |
Various alchemists around Maj'Eyal are competing to gain entry into the great Brotherhood of Alchemists, and one or more have enlisted your aid. The Brotherhood of AlchemistsStire of Derth needs your help making an elixir of the fox. He has given you some notes on the ingredients: * 'Needed: one orc heart. If you can fetch me a still-beating orc heart, that would be even better. But you don't look like a master necromancer to me.' * 'Needed: one storm wyrm claw. I recommend severing one of their dewclaws. They're smaller and easier to remove, but they've never been blunted by use, so be careful you don't poke yourself. Oh yes, and don't get eaten.' * 'Needed: one vial of greater demon bile. Don't drink it, even if it tells you to.' Marus of Elvala needs your help making an elixir of mastery. He has given you some notes on the ingredients: * 'Needed: one faerlhing fang. I've lost a number of adventurers to this one, but I'm sure you'll be fine.' * 'Needed: one snow giant kidney. I suggest not killing the snow giant by impaling it through the kidneys. You'll just have to find another.' * 'Needed: one minotaur nose. You'll need to find one with a ring, preferably an expensive one.' Ungrol of Last Hope needs your help making an elixir of foundations. He has given you some notes on the ingredients: * 'Needed: one chunk of ghoul flesh. Unfortunately for you, the chunks that regularly fall off ghouls won't do. I need one freshly carved off.' * 'Needed: one vial of fire wyrm saliva. Keep this stuff well away from your campfire unless you want me to have to find a new, more alive adventurer.' * 'Needed: one sandworm tooth. Yes, sandworms have teeth. They're just very small and well back from where you're ever likely to see them and live.' | active |
You were asked to prove your worth as a fighter by a rogue, in order to participate in the arena The agent of the arena | done |
You met a half-mad lumberjack fleeing a small village, rambling about an untold horror lurking there, slaughtering people. The beast within2 lumberjacks have died. | done |
Equipment
On feet | ![]() Infused by nature 2.00 Encumbrance. Type: armor / feet ; tier 1 When wielded/worn: Armour: +1 Effects on melee hit: * 10% chance to reduce damage dealt by 17% Changes stats: +3 Con Changes resistances: +6% lightning / +6% temporal Changes resistances penetration: +15% darkness Changes damage: +6% lightning A pair of boots made of leather. |
Light source | ![]() Infused by nature Crafted by a master 2.00 Encumbrance. Type: lite / lite ; tier 1 When wielded/worn: Maximum life: +42.00 Light radius: +5 A brass container with a wick emerging from it, protected from draughts by a sheet of greased paper. It can be carried by a handle. |
On head | ![]() Infused by psionic forces 2.00 Encumbrance. Type: armor / head ; tier 1 When wielded/worn: Defense: +1 (+1 eff.) Changes resistances: +6% nature / +15% lightning Changes resistances penetration: +15% darkness Changes damage: +3% lightning Psi each turn: +0.10 Mindpower: +3 (+1 eff.) Mental crit. chance: +2% A pointy cloth hat, very wizardly... |
Tool | ![]() 2.00 Encumbrance. [Unique] Type: misc / tool ; tier 2 When wielded/worn: Changes stats: +8 Cun Changes resistances: +15% lightning Changes damage: +15% lightning Physical save: +18 (+9 eff.) This strange device appears to be entirely mechanical in nature, but you cannot understand how any of the components are supposed to work. There does appear to be some sort of metallic grid in its side which sometimes emits strange noises. |
On fingers | ![]() Powered by arcane forces Crafted by a master 0.10 Encumbrance. Type: jewelry / ring ; tier 2 When wielded/worn: Accuracy: +6 (+3 eff.) Changes stats: +3 Dex Blindness immunity: +24% Infravision radius: +3 See stealth: +6 See invisible: +5 Rings make your fingers look great! |
On fingers | ![]() Infused by nature Infused by psionic forces 0.10 Encumbrance. Type: jewelry / ring ; tier 2 When wielded/worn: Changes stats: +2 Wil Changes resistances: +24% lightning Changes damage: +12% lightning Mental save: +4 (+2 eff.) Rings make your fingers look great! |
Around waist | ![]() Infused by nature 1.00 Encumbrance. Type: armor / belt ; tier 1 When wielded/worn: Armour: +4 Defense: +5 (+5 eff.) Changes stats: +2 Str / +1 Cun / +5 Con Mental save: +6 (+3 eff.) Psi when hit: +0.04 Mindpower: +4 (+2 eff.) A belt that goes around your waist. |
In main hand | ![]() Requires: - Magic 11 Powered by arcane forces 5.00 Encumbrance. Type: weapon / staff ; tier 1 It must be held with both hands. Base power: 10.0 - 12.0 Uses stat: 80% Mag Damage type: Physical Mastery: Staff Mastery Accuracy bonus: +2.0% proc dam (max 200%) Armour Penetration: +2 Crit. chance: +2.5% Attack speed: 100% When wielded/worn: Changes damage: +10% lightning Talent granted: +1 Command Staff Mana each turn: +0.10 Maximum mana: +31.00 Spellpower: +3 (+2 eff.) Spell crit. chance: +1% Staves designed for wielders of magic, by the greats of the art. |
On hands | ![]() Crafted by a master 1.00 Encumbrance. Type: armor / hands ; tier 1 When wielded/worn: Accuracy: +10 (+5 eff.) Armour: +1 Changes stats: +2 Dex Changes resistances: +3% mind Changes resistances penetration: +10% lightning Changes damage: +9% lightning / +6% mind Knockback immunity: +10% Learn an unarmed attack talent or enable 'Always show glove combat' to see combat stats. Light gloves which do not seriously hinder finger movements, while still protecting the hands somewhat. |
Main armor | ![]() Requires: - Strength 10 Infused by nature Crafted by a master 9.00 Encumbrance. Type: armor / light ; tier 1 When wielded/worn: Armour: +2 Defense: +3 (+3 eff.) Fatigue: +6% Changes resistances: +17% cold Life regen: +3.70 Maximum life: +33.00 Healing mod.: +11% A suit of armour made of leather. |
Cloak | ![]() Crafted by a master 2.00 Encumbrance. Type: armor / cloak ; tier 1 When wielded/worn: Accuracy: +5 (+3 eff.) Armour: +6 Defense: +1 (+1 eff.) Changes stats: +2 Con Changes resistances: +11% cold Changes resistances penetration: +5% nature Changes damage: +12% physical Maximum stamina: +20.00 A cloth coat typically worn as a loose outer garment. It is spacious enough to be worn even over bulky metal armour. |
Around neck | ![]() Infused by nature 0.10 Encumbrance. Type: jewelry / amulet ; tier 2 When wielded/worn: Changes stats: +3 Con Changes resistances: +10% fire / +11% cold Amulets make your neck look great! |
Inventory
![]() Powered by arcane forces 0.10 Encumbrance. [Unique] Type: scroll / rune When inscribed on your body: Effective talent level: 0.0 Use mode: Activated Range: melee/personal Cooldown: 24 Travel Speed: instantaneous Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn) Is: a spell Description: Activate the rune to create up to 3 images of yourself that taunt nearby enemies each turn and immediately after being summoned. Only one image can be created per enemy in radius 10 with the first being created near the closest enemy. Images inherit all of your life, resistance, armor, defense, and armor hardiness. It can be used to inscribe your skin with the rune. Magical runes may be inscribed onto your body, granting you an on-demand spell talent. |
![]() Requires: - Heavy armour training Infused by nature 3.00 Encumbrance. Type: armor / feet ; tier 1 When wielded/worn: Armour: +3 Defense: +10 (+8 eff.) Fatigue: +2% Changes resistances: +12% cold Physical save: +3 (+2 eff.) Blindness immunity: +20% Life regen: +2.00 Maximum life: +20.00 Healing mod.: +10% Heavy boots, with metal strips at the toes, heels and other vulnerable parts, to better protect the wearer's feet from harm. |
![]() 0.00 Encumbrance. Type: gem / black ; tier 1 When wielded/worn: Changes stats: +1 Str / +1 Dex / +1 Mag / +1 Wil / +1 Cun / +1 Con When used to imbue an object: Changes stats: +1 Str / +1 Dex / +1 Mag / +1 Wil / +1 Cun / +1 Con Latent Damage Type: Acid Gems can be sold for money or used in arcane rituals. |
![]() 0.00 Encumbrance. Type: alchemist-gem / black ; tier 1 When used as an alchemist bomb: Bomb damage +5% Gems can be sold for money or used in arcane rituals. |
![]() Crafted by a master 3.00 Encumbrance. Type: tool / digger ; tier 1 When wielded/worn: Changes stats: +1 Str Infravision radius: +1 When carried: Talent granted: +1 Dig Allows you to dig a wall, remove a tree, create ways. |
![]() Infused by nature 3.00 Encumbrance. Type: tool / digger ; tier 1 When wielded/worn: Changes stats: +1 Str Changes resistances: +10% nature Changes damage: +6% nature When carried: Talent granted: +1 Dig Allows you to dig a wall, remove a tree, create ways. |
![]() 0.00 Encumbrance. Type: gem / green ; tier 1 When wielded/worn: Defense: +2 (+2 eff.) Physical save: +2 (+1 eff.) Spell save: +2 (+1 eff.) Mental save: +2 (+1 eff.) When used to imbue an object: Defense: +2 (+2 eff.) Physical save: +2 (+1 eff.) Spell save: +2 (+1 eff.) Mental save: +2 (+1 eff.) Latent Damage Type: Nature Gems can be sold for money or used in arcane rituals. |
![]() Powered by arcane forces 1.00 Encumbrance. [Unique] Type: lite / lite When wielded/worn: Light radius: +3 It can be used to activate talent Fearscape Shift (costing 25 power out of 25/25) : Effective talent level: 2.0 Power cost: 25 out of 25/25. Range: 5 Travel Speed: instantaneous Is: a spell Description: Open a gateway to the Fearscape, stepping through it to a nearby location. As you step out, a burst of fire will leave with you, dealing 82.08 demonfire damage to everyone within 3 spaces and leaving flames which will deal an additional 82.08 demonfire damage over 4 turns. Additionally, shifting through reality enhances your awareness, allowing you to see all enemies within 8 spaces for the next 3 turns. The damage will scale with your Spellpower and the range will increase with the talent level. A strange orb of demonic origins. It glows with a surreal red light. |
![]() Crafted by a master Infused by psionic forces 2.00 Encumbrance. Type: lite / lite ; tier 1 When wielded/worn: Mental save: +6 (+3 eff.) Light radius: +5 See stealth: +6 See invisible: +7 A brass container with a wick emerging from it, protected from draughts by a sheet of greased paper. It can be carried by a handle. |
![]() Powered by unknown forces 1.00 Encumbrance. [Plot Item] Type: orb / orb When carried: This orb will automatically identify items you find. |
![]() Powered by unknown forces 2.00 Encumbrance. [Plot Item] Type: charm / rod It can be used to recall the user to the worldmap after 40 turns Activation costs 202 power out of 400/400. This rod is made entirely of voratun, infused with raw magical energies that can bend space itself. You have heard of such items before. They are very useful to adventurers, allowing faster travel. |
![]() Powered by unknown forces 2.00 Encumbrance. [Plot Item] Type: chest / sher'tul When carried: It can be used to transmogrify all the items in your chest at once (also done automatically when you change level) Activation costs 0 power out of 1000/1000. This chest is an extension of old Sher'tul places of power. Any items dropped inside are transported to an other place, processed and destroyed to extract energy. The byproduct of this effect is the creation of gold, which is useless to process, so it is sent back to you. When you possess the chest all items you walk upon will automatically be put inside and transmogrified when you leave the level. Simply go to your inventory to move them out of the chest if you wish to keep them. Items in the chest will not encumber you. |
![]() 0.00 Encumbrance. Type: gem / violet ; tier 2 When wielded/worn: Physical crit. chance: +2.0% Changes damage: +4% all Spell crit. chance: +2% Mental crit. chance: +2% When used to imbue an object: Physical crit. chance: +2.0% Changes damage: +4% all Spell crit. chance: +2% Mental crit. chance: +2% Latent Damage Type: Arcane Gems can be sold for money or used in arcane rituals. |
![]() 0.00 Encumbrance. Type: gem / yellow ; tier 1 When wielded/worn: Physical crit. chance: +1.0% Changes damage: +2% all Spell crit. chance: +1% Mental crit. chance: +1% When used to imbue an object: Physical crit. chance: +1.0% Changes damage: +2% all Spell crit. chance: +1% Mental crit. chance: +1% Latent Damage Type: Light Gems can be sold for money or used in arcane rituals. |
![]() 0.00 Encumbrance. Type: gem / yellow ; tier 1 When wielded/worn: Light radius: +4 Infravision radius: +4 When used to imbue an object: Light radius: +4 Infravision radius: +4 Latent Damage Type: Light Gems can be sold for money or used in arcane rituals. |
![]() 0.00 Encumbrance. Type: gem / yellow ; tier 1 When wielded/worn: Armour: +1 Changes resistances: +1% all When used to imbue an object: Armour: +1 Changes resistances: +1% all Latent Damage Type: Light Gems can be sold for money or used in arcane rituals. |
Achievements
By Aznka the Shalore Archmage level 16
25th Dusk 122nd year of Ascendancy at 08:39 see stats
By Aznka the Shalore Archmage level 10
6th Mirth 122nd year of Ascendancy at 16:20 see stats
By Aznka the Shalore Archmage level 2
74th Pyre 122nd year of Ascendancy at 22:18 see stats
By Aznka the Shalore Archmage level 11
2nd Summertide 122nd year of Ascendancy at 16:18 see stats
Log
Talent Flame is ready to use.
Talent Chain Lightning is ready to use.
Aznka receives 35 healing from Temporal Restoration Field.
Aznka receives 35 healing from Temporal Restoration Field.
The shield around Aznka crumbles.
Talent Dig is ready to use.
Aznka receives 35 healing from Temporal Restoration Field.
The fabric of time around Aznka returns to normal.
Resting starts...
Talent Temporal Shield is ready to use.
Talent Rune: Reflection Shield is ready to use.
Aznka no longer has a cursed wound.
Rested for 9 turns (stop reason: all resources and life at maximum).
Talent Teleport is ready to use.
Ran for 4 turns (stop reason: didn't move).
You don't see how to get there...
You don't see how to get there...
There is an exit to the worldmap here (press '' or right click to use).
Aznka wears (replacing bright brass lantern of clarity): bright brass lantern of health.
You gain 0.67 gold from the transmogrification of iron plate armour of clarity (0 def, 7 armour).
You gain 1.71 gold from the transmogrification of acidic iron mace of erosion (12-16 power, 2 apr).
You gain 1.00 gold from the transmogrification of arcing steel battleaxe (21-32 power, 2 apr).
There is a Small lumberjack village here (press '' or right click to use).
You stride into this area without a second thought, while stifling a yawn. You feel your time might be better spent elsewhere.