Alchemists will now be able to fully control their Golem's OS!

Submitted by darkgod on Wed, 2015-04-01 11:48

In a bold move, the Alchemist's Guild of Maj'Eyal has finally hacked the control crystals, derived from Sher'tul tech, that power all their golems!

Every alchemist has been given an usage manual and should now be able to have root access to their golem.

No more dying because your golem was too dumb, you can now program them exactly as you desire. In C !

This update to golems should be available Very Soon (tm) to all Alchemists of Maj'Eyal!

PS: The Alchemist's Guild wishes to thank http://jslinux.org/ and Fabrice Bellard for their amazing work!

Submitted by pufflesmash on Wed, 2015-04-01 21:58.

this changes everything

Submitted by GaNjHoRn on Thu, 2015-04-02 18:28.

I always figured my golems ran FreeBSD

Submitted by darkgod on Thu, 2015-04-02 23:56.

Ahah ;)

Submitted by alekii on Sat, 2015-04-04 04:03.

If only it were real....

Submitted by Aura of the Dawn on Sun, 2015-04-12 05:00.

Given their tendency to blow up outside direct operator supervision, it's quite clear golems must run some form of Microsoft OS, possibly Doors (TM).

Submitted by jason0320 on Sun, 2015-06-28 14:55.

So it seem golems run linux...

Submitted by jason0320 on Sun, 2015-06-28 14:55.

So it seem golems run linux...

Submitted by Era Scarecrow on Mon, 2015-07-06 14:38.

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