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GameTales of Maj'Eyal: Age of Ascendancy 1.6.7
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Ashes of Urh'Rok 1.6.7

Official Expansion!

Many in Maj'Eyal have heard of "demons", sadistic creatures who appear seemingly from nowhere, leaving a trail of suffering and destruction whereever they go. Their Fearscape floats far above the skies, watching and waiting, but not idly; their agents scout the land, their legions build up their forces, and their scholars develop new spells and strategies. As the barrier between our worlds begins to crack under their scrutiny, helpless Eyalites have begun to disappear, whisked up to serve as their slaves and playthings. They imbue these victims with magical powers to better survive the ensuing stresses - can you use your new-found abilities to escape the legions of Mal'Rok?

Features:

  • Start with a new class, the Doombringer! These avatars of demonic destruction charge into battle with massive two-handed weapons, cutting swaths of firey devastation through hordes of opponents. Armed with flame magic and demonic strength, they delight in fighting against overwhelming odds, softening up the crowd with waves of fire, then feeding on the flames and suffering of their surroundings to stay alive while quickly reducing any group to a pile of ash and gore.
  • Unlock a new class, the Demonologist, with an all-new item enhancement mechanic! Bearing a shield and the magic of the Spellblaze itself, these melee-fighting casters can grow demonic seeds from their fallen enemies. Imbue these seeds onto your items to gain a wide array of new talents and passive benefits, and summon the demons within them to fight on your side! Ever looked at a gigantic demon-cursed minotaur and wished it was on your side for once? Well, now you CAN summon one to pound your foes into paste while you cast devastating spells from afar, or call forth a squad of Fire Imps to pelt your enemies to death while they exhaust themselves on your impenetrable defenses! Demons have persistent health, making them a little more precious than disposable necromancer skeletons or summoner beasts, but can be revived from death nonetheless.
  • Two new zones, with all-new art, foes, and bosses! You've seen the plains of the Fearscape before, now see the lairs and headquarters of the demons themselves!
  • Over 10,000 words of written lore to find! The demons were once an enlightened, peaceful race, hailing from a distant planet known as Mal'Rok; learn what drove them to plot Eyal's eternal torture! Discover monuments to each of the demonic species and noteworthy individuals, showing the place of honor each has among them! Get a glimpse into the culture and daily lives of these sadistic invaders and their brainwashed thralls!
  • Unlock a new race, Doomelves: Shalore who've taken to the demonic alterations especially well, corrupting their typical abilities into a darker form. Blink away to safety, transform into a shadowy dúathedlen to hide in the shadows or prey on your foes with blasts of darkness, use your new resilience to soak up status effects and critical hits, and assault your enemies' minds to leave them unsteady in combat!
  • Between the aforementioned classes and Doomelves, a whopping 75 new talents!
  • Unlock two new cosmetic options! You know you've always wanted demon-horns.
  • Two new events, appearing anywhere in Eyal!
  • 20 new artifacts, with unique and interesting effects. Collect the Obsidian Treasures to amass more and more power! Slip your hands into the Will of Ul'Gruth and watch your sweeping blows smash down walls! Wear a giant hideous hell-mouth as a fashionable belt!
  • 7 new achievements! Conquer the worst Urh'Rok's forces can throw at you, and hang their metaphorical skulls from your profile page!

Ashes of Urh'Rok 1.6.7

Items Vault 1.6.0

Donators/Buyers bonus!
Items Vault 1.6.0

Embers of Rage 1.6.7

Official Expansion!

One year has passed since the one the Orcs call the "Scourge from the West" came and single-handedly crushed the Orc Prides of Grushnak, Vor, Gorbat, and Rak'Shor.  The Allied Kingdoms, now linked by farportal to their distant, long-lost Sunwall allies, have helped them conquer most of Var'Eyal.  The few remnants of the ravaged Prides are caged...  but one Pride remains.  Kruk Pride, isolated on an island, is the last orcish settlement that stands; they, too, face their impending doom.  The Sunwall has blockaded the only exit point from the island, and now, the technologically advanced civilization of Steam Giants have come down from the mountains to take their homeland with machines and weaponry unlike anything else on Eyal.  Kruk Pride has reverse-engineered their technology before; their only hope is to do it again and rise up against the Pride's foes.
 

Features:

  • Explore a whole new campaign from level 1 to 50, one year after the events of the original Tales of Maj'Eyal campaign. Liberate the Orcs (or die trying) by rising up against the Sunwall, the Steam Giants of Atmos, and other dangers that may lie in wait...
  • Play as one of three new races: the battle-hardened Orcs, the brutal Yetis, and the unstoppable Whitehooves. Discover their stories, their pains, their hopes... and their awesome racial powers!
  • Risk your life in over 20 unique zones! Explore the ruins of a lost city, lay siege to the Sunwall forces at the Gates of Morning, and raid the Steam Giants' mining quarry - each has its own unique foes and hazards, leading each to feel and play different from the others.
  • Play as one of the four new tinker classes: Gunslingers, Sawbutchers, Psyshots and Annihilators! Plus a class evolution: Technomancers! Crush and rend your foes with heavy metal, electrocute and immolate them with your gadgets, charge across the battlefield or nimbly strafe in style - each plays differently, and none provide any shortage of ways to slay your foes.
  • Master steam technology to build powerful tinkers to augment your equipment. Need to close in a bit quicker? Turn your boots into rocket boots! Having a hard time deciding whether to shoot someone or stab them? Build a Hand Cannon into your gloves, or deploy a Weapon Automaton to do the stabbing for you! If you have a problem, steamtech has a solution, usually involving explosions; with over 80 different powerful contraptions to craft, enjoy unparalleled versatility and trying something different with every playthrough.
  • Master the tactical uses of over 140 talents! Fire bouncing trick-shots and psychic-infused shots, use your steamsaws as shields or wheels, terrify your foes with long mechanical arms - there are no "boring" talents here, everything has its own special applications and properties!
  • Use advanced technology in the world of Eyal! Burrow through sand, plant bombs to destroy tunnels, and discover that you aren't alone in using it...
  • Infusions and runes are for puny humans; implant new medical injectors to pump an array of experimental chemicals into your body! Injectors can use any (infinitely reusable) salve in your inventory as long as they're off their cooldown, giving you versatility you've wished you could get with a couple of inscriptions.
  • Loot over 70 new and powerful artifacts. Pump lead into foes with big guns, quick guns, and explosive guns! Shred them with saws that maim, saws that thirst for blood, and saws that aren't really saws! Violate common sense by strapping a rocket to your back and calling it a jetpack!
  • Enjoy dying in horrible and exotic ways at the hands (or claws, jaws, guns...) of over 140 new creatures! Not mere piles of stats and chain-stuns, these foes will provide unique challenges - suffer the Sunwall's newest cosmic spells, the new breeds of ritches that infest and multiply, the Steam Giants' elaborate defense systems, and find new strategies to adapt to each!
  • Earn a trunkload of achievements! Have your accomplishments recognized for liberating the Orcish people, displaying exceptional mercy or cruelty, or showing your prowess with impressive feats! Give a boss a fate worse than death, show Sunwall forces how frustrating it is to fight a Radiant Horror as a paladin, come out on top against impossible odds, display a suicidal lack of situational awareness, and wear a badge of pride or shame for each!
  • Read roughly 27,000 words of new lore to immerse yourself in the world! Learn how things have changed since the Scourge's campaign, feel hatred and/or pity for your foes, uncover grand schemes and sinister plots, and notice the elaborate connections between Var'Eyal's numerous factions. Every zone has a story behind it, and every story ties into a bigger picture; enjoy a tale of horror and humor, of intrigue and glory, of despair and hope.
  • Earn the right to use the classic (and Ashes of Urh'Rok) classes in Embers of Rage, and the new tinker classes in Maj'Eyal! Play a Brawler in the East to fulfill your life-long dream of suplexing an entire nation of giants, or play a Sawbutcher in Maj'Eyal to shred through Dreadfell in a whirlwind of sawblades and steam!
Embers of Rage 1.6.7

Possessor Bonus Class 1.6.6

Donators/Buyers bonus!
Possessor Bonus Class 1.6.6

Better Item Description 1.6.6

This addon makes items description easier to read and determine on a glance it's usefulness
- sorts all stats by category - DPS/DEF/MISC
- item's passive power always the same blue color (not a random blue-yellow-pink-green)
- item's usable power - always yellow
- all rarity categories are displayed
- encumbrance value moved to the right under item name
- "on hit" powers always green
- "Stats" have an ornage highlight and placed before others because it's most important one
- Removed many extra-explain details, which any veteran player would not want to read each time
for example, stat "S.pwr/crit" shorten from "Spellpower on spell critical (stacks up to 3 times)"
means you do remember that it can stack only 3 times, and is not so super important anyway
- DLC supported - Orcs/Ashes
- few bug-fixes along the way

Most important thing to remember
- Requirements only shown for those you don't meet. If you want to see all reqs - hold CTRL
- "Phasing" stat means - "Damage Shield penetration", the name was taken from the source and looks good to me, and short enough
- The "-" minus sign at the end of stat mean immunity or reduction of some sort, for example "Blind-" = "Blindness immunity",
- "Max.summ" = Max wilder summons
- "Summ.HP.reg" = Life regen bonus (wilder-summons)
- "Def/telep" = Defense after a teleport
- "Res/telep" = Resist all after a teleport
- "Dur/telep" = New effects duration reduction after a teleport

it's not recommended to use this mod if you'r new to the game

Better Item Description 1.6.6

ZOmnibus Addon Pack 1.6.0

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    Includes the following addons:

    A superset of ZOmnibus Lite.

      Frequently Asked Questions:

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      ZOmnibus Addon Pack 1.6.0

      Forbidden Cults 1.6.7

      Official Expansion!

      Not all adventurers seek fortune, not all that defend the world have good deeds in mind.
      Lately the number of sightings of horrors have grown tremendously. People wander off the beaten paths only to be found years later, horribly mutated and partly insane, if they are found at all. It is becoming evident something is stirring deep below Maj'Eyal.
      That something is you.

      Forbidden Cults is a big expansion for Tales of Maj'Eyal to let you explore the horrors that lurk beneath the surface, to delve in long lost knowledge and lore and as usual to die a lot!


      Forbidden Cults makes two new classes available to play:

      • Writhing One: Give in to the corrupting forces and turn yourself gradually into an horror, summon horrors to do your bidding, shed your skin and melt your face to assault your foes. With your arm already turned into a tentacle, what creature can stop you?
      • Cultist of Entropy: Using its insanity and control of entropic forces to unravel the normal laws of physic this caster class can turn healing into attacks and call upon the forces of the void to reduce its foes to dust.

      Both those classes use a new resource called Insanity that gradually makes you both more chaotic and powerful as it fills up.


      Forbidden Cults makes two new races available to play:

      • Drem: A corrupt subrace of dwarves, that somehow managed to keep a shred of sanity to not fully devolve into mindless horrors. They can enter a frenzy and even learn to summon horrors.
      • Krog: Ogres transformed by the very thing that should kill them. Their powerful attacks can stun their foes and they are so strong they can dual wield any one handed weapons.


      Forbidden Cults adds many new zones for you to explore and die in:

      • Kroshkkur: An ancient Sher'tul Fortress laying half in ruins that serves as a focal point, and home, for all kinds of creatures seeking lost knowledge.
      • The Maggot: A huge living corrupted worm about to destroy Kroshkkur! Teleport inside and save your sanctuary of horrors!
      • The Godfeaster: Deep undergroud the ground shakes as ... -- redacted by corrupt forces --
      • The Scourge Pits: On the south of the Iron Throne lays a fool pit of ... -- redacted by corrupt forces --
      • Forbidden Tomes: Find special artifact books of ancient lore. But, read at your own peril, for the story they tell may very well suck you in... quite literally.
        Maybe you will even find The One That Writes...
      • Occult Egress: A strange, extremely old, contraption of unknown origin. It seems to require some kind of code sequence to activate. Maybe you will find some during your adventures?
      • The Entropic Void: So you think you are strong? Powerful? Invulnerable? In the end, entropy always wins, as you will learn...


      What would an expansion about horrors be without a bunch of new horrors to torment you with? Please give a warm welcome to:

      • Searing Horrors: You liked luminous horrors? You loved radiant horrors? You will absolutely adore their searing big brothers!
      • Nethergates: It sleeps. Maybe it should stay that way.
      • Netherworms: Vampiric worm masses that are bound to tickle your fancy! And tickle hard.
      • Fearful Symmetry: Geometry has never been so lively!
      • Entropic Shards: Take an entropic crystal, shatter it with tentacles. And die.
      • : And more ...


      "DarkGod, is that all?" Obviously not! You will also find your usual addition of:

      • Lore: Delve into the dark forgotten secrets of the world, where sanity is a very tenuous idea.
      • Artifacts: Discover new objects of power and use them to further your own goals.
      • New wyrmic tree: Unlock the scourge drake for your wyrmics.
      • Glass Golem: Unlock the glass golem option for your alchemists.
      • Events: Discover new strange contraptions in familiar zones. What could go wrong?
      • Achievements: Because there can never be enough!
      Forbidden Cults 1.6.7
      CampaignMaj'Eyal
      ModeNormal Adventure
      SexFemale
      RaceHigher
      ClassAlchemist
      Level / Exp3 / 4%
      Sizemedium
      Lifes / Deaths
      Killed by Penis Erik at level 3 on the 76th Pyre 122nd year of Ascendancy at 06:42
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      Primary Stats

      Strength11 (base 10)
      Dexterity11 (base 10)
      Constitution13 (base 13)
      Magic21 (base 20)
      Willpower13 (base 12)
      Cunning10 (base 10)

      Resources

      Life125/125
      Mana129/129
      Healing Factor1.0245901639344
      Regeneration0.25614754098361

      Speed

      Mental0%
      Attack0%
      Movement-66.666666666667%
      Spell0%
      Global+100%

      Vision

      Sight10
      Lite3

      Offense: Mainhand

      Damage9
      Accuracy5
      Crit Chance2%
      APR2
      Speed1.00

      Offense: Spell

      Spellpower22
      Crit Chance2%
      Speed1

      Offense: Mind

      Mindpower13
      Crit Chance1%
      Speed1

      Offense: Damage Bonus

      Darkness+10%
      All0%

      Defense: Base

      Armour (hardiness)0 (30%)
      Defense0
      Ranged Defense0
      Fatigue0
      Physical Save8
      Spell Save11
      Mental Save8

      Defense: Resistances

      Physical+ 12%( 70%)
      All+ 7%( 70%)

      Defense: Immunities

      Instadeath Resistance100%

      Inscriptions (3/3)

      Infusions
      Effective talent level: 1.0
      Use mode: Activated
      Range: melee/personal
      Cooldown: 10
      Travel Speed: instantaneous
      Usage Speed: Standard (100% of a turn)
      Is: a nature gift
      Description: Activate the infusion to heal yourself for 100 life over 5 turns.
      Infusion: Regeneration
      Infusions
      Effective talent level: 1.0
      Use mode: Activated
      Range: melee/personal
      Cooldown: 14
      Travel Speed: instantaneous
      Usage Speed: Instant (0% of a turn)
      Is: a nature gift
      Description: Activate the infusion to cure yourself of one random physical effect and reduce all damage taken by 14% for 4 turns.
      Also removes cross-tier effects of the affected types for free.
      Infusion: Wild
      Runes
      Effective talent level: 1.0
      Use mode: Activated
      Range: melee/personal
      Cooldown: 15
      Travel Speed: instantaneous
      Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
      Is: a spell and usable during Aether Avatar
      Description: Activate the rune to unleash a manasurge upon yourself, increasing mana regeneration by 820% for 10 turns (41 total) and instantly restoring 41 mana.
      Also when resting your mana will regenerate at 0.5 per turn.
      Rune: Manasurge

      Class Talents

      Spell / Explosive admixtures1.30
      • Effective talent level: 3.9
        Use mode: Activated
        Mana cost: 5
        Range: 7
        Cooldown: 4
        Travel Speed: instantaneous
        Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
        Is: a spell
        Description: Imbue an alchemist gem with an explosive charge of mana and throw it.
        The gem will explode for 51.2 physical damage.
        Each kind of gem will also provide a specific effect.
        The damage will improve with better gems and with your Spellpower.
        Throw Bomb
      		3/5
      • Effective talent level: 0.0
        Use mode: Passive
        Is: a spell
        Description: Grants 0% protection to you, your golem and other friendly creatures against the elemental damage of your own bombs, and against external elemental damage (fire, cold, lightning and acid) by 0%.
        At talent level 5 it also protects against all side effects of your bombs.
        Alchemist Protection
      		0/5
      • Effective talent level: 0.0
        Use mode: Passive
        Is: a spell
        Description: Your alchemist bombs now affect a radius of 1 around them.
        Explosion damage may increase by 0% (if the explosion is not contained) to 15% if the area of effect is confined.
        Explosion Expert
      		0/5
      • Effective talent level: 0.0
        Use mode: Activated
        Mana cost: 32
        Range: 2
        Cooldown: 10
        Travel Speed: instantaneous
        Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
        Is: a spell
        Description: Crush together two alchemist gems, making them extremely unstable.
        You then throw them to a target area, where they explode on impact, dealing 4.18 physical damage and knocking back any creatures in the blast radius.
        Each kind of gem will also provide a specific effect.
        The damage will improve with better gems and with your Spellpower.
        Shockwave Bomb
      		0/5
      Spell / Fire alchemy1.30
      • Effective talent level: 1.3
        Use mode: Sustained
        Sustain mana cost: 30
        Range: melee/personal
        Cooldown: 30
        Travel Speed: instantaneous
        Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
        Is: a spell
        Description: When you throw your alchemist bombs, you infuse them with flames that burn for a few turns.
        In addition all fire damage you do is increased by 7%.
        You cannot have more than one alchemist infusion sustain active at once.
        Flame Infusion
      		1/5
      • Effective talent level: 0.0
        Use mode: Activated
        Mana cost: 82
        Range: 6
        Cooldown: 34
        Travel Speed: instantaneous
        Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
        Is: a spell
        Description: Throw a smoke bomb, blocking everyone's line of sight. The smoke dissipates after 2 turns.
        If a creature inside is victim of fire burns the smoke will consume instantly, replicating the burns on all foes and increasing its duration by 1 turns.
        Duration will increase with your Spellpower.
        Smoke Bomb
      		0/5
      • Effective talent level: 0.0
        Use mode: Activated
        Mana cost: 70
        Range: melee/personal
        Cooldown: 20
        Travel Speed: instantaneous
        Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
        Is: a spell
        Description: A furious fire storm rages around the caster, doing 3.25 fire damage in a radius of 3 each turn for 7 turns.
        You closely control the firestorm, preventing it from harming your party members.
        The damage and duration will increase with your Spellpower.
        Fire Storm
      		0/5
      • Effective talent level: 0.0
        Use mode: Sustained
        Sustain mana cost: 150
        Range: 6
        Cooldown: 40
        Travel Speed: 240% of base
        Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
        Is: a spell
        Description: Turn your body into pure flame, increasing your fire resistance by 1%, burning any creatures striking you in melee for 0.64 fire damage, and randomly launching up to 1 slow-moving fire bolt(s) per turn at targets in sight, each dealing 2.34 fire damage.
        The projectiles safely go through your friends without harming them.
        The damage and resistance will increase with your Spellpower.
        Body of Fire
      		0/5
      Spell / Frost alchemy1.30
      • Effective talent level: 0.0
        Use mode: Sustained
        Sustain mana cost: 30
        Range: melee/personal
        Cooldown: 30
        Travel Speed: instantaneous
        Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
        Is: a spell
        Description: When you throw your alchemist bombs, you infuse them with cold damage that can freeze your foes.
        In addition all cold damage you do is increased by 0%.
        You cannot have more than one alchemist infusion sustain active at once.
        Frost Infusion
      		0/5
      • Effective talent level: 0.0
        Use mode: Passive
        Is: a spell
        Description: While Frost Infusion is active, your bombs deposit a layer of ice on your golem for 2 turns when they hit it.
        This ice provides your golem with 1 additional armour, melee attacks against it deal 1.9 Cold damage to the attacker, and 50% of its damage is converted to Cold.
        The effects increase with your talent level and with the Spellpower and damage modifiers of your golem.
        Ice Armour
      		0/5
      • Effective talent level: 0.0
        Use mode: Activated
        Mana cost: 30
        Range: melee/personal
        Cooldown: 20
        Travel Speed: instantaneous
        Usage Speed: Instant (0% of a turn)
        Is: a spell
        Description: Invoke a blast of cold all around you with a radius of 0, doing 7.9 Cold damage and freezing creatures to the ground for 2 turns.
        Affected creatures can still act, but cannot move.
        The duration will increase with your Spellpower.
        Flash Freeze
      		0/5
      • Effective talent level: 0.0
        Use mode: Sustained
        Sustain mana cost: 100
        Range: 6
        Cooldown: 40
        Travel Speed: instantaneous
        Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
        Is: a spell
        Description: Turn your body into pure ice, increasing your Cold damage affinity by -1% and your physical resistance by 1%.
        You have a 0% chance to shrug off all direct critical hits (physical, mental, spell).
        The effects increase with your Spellpower.
        Ice Core
      		0/5
      Spell / Acid alchemy1.30
      • Effective talent level: 0.0
        Use mode: Sustained
        Sustain mana cost: 30
        Range: melee/personal
        Cooldown: 30
        Travel Speed: instantaneous
        Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
        Is: a spell
        Description: When you throw your alchemist bombs, you infuse them with explosive acid that can blind.
        In addition all acid damage you do is increased by 0%.
        You cannot have more than one alchemist infusion sustain active at once.
        Acid Infusion
      		0/5
      • Effective talent level: 0.0
        Use mode: Passive
        Is: a spell
        Description: While Acid Infusion is active, your bombs coat your golem in acid for 2 turns when they hit it.
        While coated, any melee hit against your golem has a 20% chance to trigger a radius 4 cone of acid towards the attacker that does 3.2 Acid damage to all caught inside. (This can only happen once per turn.)
        The effects increase with your talent level and with the Spellpower and damage modifiers of your golem.
        Caustic Golem
      		0/5
      • Effective talent level: 0.0
        Use mode: Activated
        Mana cost: 50
        Range: 7
        Cooldown: 30
        Travel Speed: instantaneous
        Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
        Is: a spell
        Description: A radius 3 pool of acid spawns at the target location, doing 1.7 Acid damage each turn for 3 turns.
        All creatures caught in the mire will also suffer a -1% slowness effect.
        The damage will increase with your Spellpower.
        Caustic Mire
      		0/5
      • Effective talent level: 0.0
        Use mode: Activated
        Mana cost: 45
        Range: 10
        Cooldown: 12
        Travel Speed: instantaneous
        Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
        Is: a spell
        Description: Acid erupts all around your target, dealing 13.4 acid damage.
        The acid attack is extremely distracting, and may remove up to 1 physical or mental temporary effects or mental sustains (depending on the Spell Save of the target).
        The damage and chance to remove effects will increase with your Spellpower.
        Dissolving Acid
      		0/5
      Spell / Golemancy1.30
      • Effective talent level: 1.3
        Use mode: Passive
        Is: a spell
        Description: Improves your golem's proficiency with weapons, increasing its Accuracy by 34, Physical Power by 30 and damage by 34%.
        Golem Power
      		1/5
      • Effective talent level: 0.0
        Use mode: Passive
        Is: a spell
        Description: Improves your golem's armour training, damage resistance, and healing efficiency.
        Increases all damage resistance by 0%; increases Armour value by 5, Armour hardiness by 30%, reduces chance to be critically hit by 6% when wearing heavy mail or massive plate armour, and increases healing factor by -1%.
        The golem can always use any kind of armour, including massive armours.
        Golem Resilience
      		0/5
      • Effective talent level: 0.0
        Use mode: Activated
        Mana cost: 10
        Range: melee/personal
        Cooldown: 20
        Travel Speed: instantaneous
        Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
        Is: a spell
        Description: You invoke your golem to your side, granting it a temporary melee power increase of 2 for 5 turns.
        Invoke Golem
      		0/5
      • Effective talent level: 0.0
        Use mode: Activated
        Mana cost: 40
        Range: melee/personal
        Cooldown: 16
        Travel Speed: instantaneous
        Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
        Is: a spell
        Description: Teleport to your golem, while your golem teleports to your location. Your foes will be confused, and those that were attacking you will have a 25% chance to target your golem instead.
        Golem Portal
      		0/5

      Generic Talents

      Spell / Staff combat1.30
      • Effective talent level: 3.9
        Use mode: Activated
        Mana cost: 5
        Range: 8
        Travel Speed: 2000% of base
        Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
        Is: a spell
        Description: Channel raw mana through your staff, projecting a bolt of your staff's damage type, doing 102% staff damage.
        The bolt will only hurt hostile targets, and pass safely through friendly ones.
        This attack always has a 100% chance to hit, and ignores the target's Armour.
        When projecting a bolt with your staff its damage modifier is increased by 20%.
        Channel Staff
      		3/5
      • Effective talent level: 0.0
        Use mode: Passive
        Is: a spell
        Description: Increases weapon damage by 0% and physical power by 30 when using staves.
        Staff Mastery
      		0/5
      • Effective talent level: 0.0
        Use mode: Sustained
        Sustain mana cost: 20
        Range: melee/personal
        Cooldown: 30
        Travel Speed: instantaneous
        Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
        Is: a spell
        Description: Adopt a defensive posture, increasing your Defense and Armour by 1.
        Defensive Posture
      		0/5
      • Effective talent level: 0.0
        Use mode: Activated
        Mana cost: 12
        Range: melee/personal
        Cooldown: 12
        Travel Speed: instantaneous
        Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
        Is: a spell
        Description: Hit a target for 100% melee damage and stun it for 0 turns.
        Stun chance will improve with Spellpower.
        At level 5, this attack cannot miss.
        Blunt Thrust
      		0/5
      Race / Higher1.00
      • Effective talent level: 1.0
        Use mode: Activated
        Range: melee/personal
        Cooldown: 45
        Travel Speed: instantaneous
        Usage Speed: Instant (0% of a turn)
        Description: Call upon the power of the Highborn, increasing all damage by 14% and reducing all damage taken by 14% for 5 turns.
        The bonus will increase with your Magic.
        Wrath of the Highborn
      		1/5
      • Effective talent level: 0.0
        Use mode: Passive
        Description: While Highers are not meant to rule other humans - and show no particular will to do so - they are frequently called to higher duties.
        Their nature grants them better senses than other humans.
        Increase blindness immunity by -1%, maximum sight range by 1, and increases existing infravision, and heightened senses range by 1.
        At talent level 5, each time you hit a target you gain telepathy to all similar creatures in radius 15 for 5 turns.
        Overseer of Nations
      		0/5
      • Effective talent level: 0.0
        Use mode: Passive
        Cooldown: 52
        Description: Highers were originally created during the Age of Allure by the human Conclave. They are imbued with magic at the very core of their being.
        Increase spell save by 0 and arcane resistance by 0%.
        Also, when you cast a spell dealing damage, you gain a 20% bonus to the damage type for 5 turns. (This effect has a cooldown.)
        Born into Magic
      		0/5
      • Effective talent level: 0.0
        Use mode: Activated
        Range: melee/personal
        Cooldown: 53
        Travel Speed: instantaneous
        Usage Speed: Instant (0% of a turn)
        Description: Activate some of your inner magic, using it to power your abilities. For the next -1 turns all active talents will be used without resource cost.
        Your resources must still be high enough to initially power the talent and failure rates (etc.) still apply.
        Highborn's Bloom
      		0/5
      Spell / Stone alchemy1.30
      • Effective talent level: 0.0
        Use mode: Activated
        Range: melee/personal
        Travel Speed: instantaneous
        Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
        Is: a spell
        Description: Extract magical gems from metal weapons and armours. At this skill level you can work with:
        Extract Gems
      		0/5
      • Effective talent level: 0.0
        Use mode: Activated
        Mana cost: 80
        Range: melee/personal
        Cooldown: 100
        Travel Speed: instantaneous
        Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
        Is: a spell
        Description: Imbue a body armour with a gem (up to tier 0), granting it additional powers.
        You can only imbue items once, and it is permanent.
        Imbue Item
      		0/5
      • Effective talent level: 0.0
        Use mode: Activated
        Mana cost: 20
        Range: melee/personal
        Cooldown: 20
        Travel Speed: instantaneous
        Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
        Is: a spell
        Description: Crush 5 alchemist gems into dust to mark impassable terrain next to you. You immediately enter it and appear on the other side of the obstacle, up to 4 grids away.
        Gem Portal
      		0/5
      • Effective talent level: 0.0
        Use mode: Activated
        Mana cost: 45
        Range: melee/personal
        Cooldown: 15
        Travel Speed: instantaneous
        Usage Speed: Spell (100% of a turn)
        Is: a spell
        Description: Touch your foe and turn it to stone for 2 turns.
        Stoned creatures are unable to act or regen life, and are very brittle.
        If a stoned creature is hit by an attack that deals more than 30% of its life, it will shatter and be destroyed.
        Stoned creatures are highly resistant to fire and lightning, and somewhat resistant to physical attacks.
        At level 3 the touch will become a beam.
        This spell may fail against creatures resistant to being stunned, that are specifically immune to stoning, or certain bosses.
        Stone Touch
      		0/5

      Effects

      detrimental effect
      There is no gravity here; you float in the air. Movement is three times as slow, and any melee or archery blows have a chance to knockback. Maximum encumbrance is greatly increased.
      Zero Gravity

      Quests

      Explore the caves below the ruins of Kor'Pul and the Trollmire in search of treasure and glory!

      * You must explore the Trollmire and find out what lurks there and what treasures are to be gained!
      * You must explore the ruins of Kor'Pul and find out what lurks there and what treasures are to be gained!
      Of trolls and damp caves      		active

      Equipment

      Around neck
      warrior's copper amulet
       0.1
      T1 amulet jewelry
      [Ego]
      Nature

      While equipped:
      ----- def -----
      Resists       +5% physical
      ---------- misc
      Stam/turn       +0.20

      Amulets can have magical properties.
      warrior's copper amulet
      Main armor
      linen robe (0 def, 0 armour)
       2.0
      T1 cloth armor
      [Normal]

      While equipped:
      ----- def -----
      Resists       +7% all

      A cloth vestment. It offers no intrinsic protection but can be enchanted.
      linen robe (0 def, 0 armour)
      Light source
      brass lantern
       2.0
      T1 lite
      [Normal]

      While equipped:
      ---------- misc
      Light       +3

      A brass container with a wick emerging from it, protected from draughts by a sheet of greased paper. It can be carried by a handle.
      brass lantern
      Quiver
      19 alchemist agate
       0.0
      T1 black alchemist-gem
      [Normal]

      When used as an alchemist bomb:
      Bomb damage +5%

      Gems can be sold for money or used in arcane rituals.
      19 alchemist agate
      In main hand
      elm vilestaff (10-12 power, 2 apr, darkness element)
       5.0
      T1 staff 2H weapon
      [Normal]

      Power 10.0 - 12.0       Physical
      Uses 80% Mag
      Mastery       Staff Mastery
      Acc+       +2.5% proc dam (max 250%)
      Apr       +2
      Crit       +2.5%
      Atk.spd       100%
      While equipped:
      dps ----------
      Spell.crit       +1%
      Spell.pwr       +3 (+1 eff.)
      Dmg.mod       +10% darkness
      ---------- misc
      Talents       +1 Command Staff

      Staves designed for wielders of magic, by the greats of the art.
      elm vilestaff (10-12 power, 2 apr, darkness element)

      Inventory

      pair of rough leather boots (0 def, 1 armour)
       2.0
      T1 feet armor
      [Normal]

      While equipped:
      ----- def -----
      Armour       +1

      A pair of boots made of leather.
      pair of rough leather boots (0 def, 1 armour)
      pair of rough leather boots (0 def, 1 armour)
       2.0
      T1 feet armor
      [Normal]

      While equipped:
      ----- def -----
      Armour       +1

      A pair of boots made of leather.
      pair of rough leather boots (0 def, 1 armour)
      iron gauntlets (0 def, 1 armour)
       1.5
      T1 hands armor
      [Normal]

      While equipped:
      ----- def -----
      Armour       +1
      Fatigue       +1%
      Learn an unarmed attack talent or enable 'Always show glove combat' to see combat stats.

      Metal gloves protecting the hands up to the middle of the lower arm.
      iron gauntlets (0 def, 1 armour)
      3 agate
       0.0
      T1 black gem
      [Normal]

      While equipped:
      Stats +1 Str +1 Dex +1 Mag
      +1 Wil +1 Cun +1 Con
      Item imbue powers:
      Stats +1 Str +1 Dex +1 Mag
      +1 Wil +1 Cun +1 Con
      When used as an alchemist bomb:
      Bomb damage +5%
      Latent Damage Type: Acid

      Gems can be sold for money or used in arcane rituals.
      3 agate
      spinel
       0.0
      T1 green gem
      [Normal]

      While equipped:
      Defense       +2 (+2 eff.)
      Phys.save       +2 (+2 eff.)
      Spell.save       +2 (+2 eff.)
      Mind.save       +2 (+2 eff.)
      Item imbue powers:
      Defense       +2 (+2 eff.)
      Phys.save       +2 (+2 eff.)
      Spell.save       +2 (+2 eff.)
      Mind.save       +2 (+2 eff.)
      When used as an alchemist bomb:
      Mana regain 10
      Latent Damage Type: Nature

      Gems can be sold for money or used in arcane rituals.
      spinel
      Scrying Orb
       1.0
      orb
      [Plot Item]
      Unknown

      While carried:

      This orb will automatically identify items you find.
      Scrying Orb
      Transmogrification Chest
       2.0
      sher'tul chest
      [Plot Item]
      Unknown

      While carried:
      Transmogrify all the items in your chest at once (also done automatically when you change level).
      Uses 0 power out of 1000/1000

      This chest is an extension of old Sher'tul places of power. Any items dropped inside are transported to an other place, processed and destroyed to extract energy.
      The byproduct of this effect is the creation of gold, which is useless to process, so it is sent back to you.

      When you possess the chest all items you walk upon will automatically be put inside and transmogrified when you leave the level.
      Simply go to your inventory to move them out of the chest if you wish to keep them.
      Items in the chest will not encumber you.
      Transmogrification Chest

      Achievements

      Log

      Penis Erik stops regenerating health quickly.

      Penis Erik casts       Channel Staff.
      Penis Erik's Channel Staff hits Grizzly bear for       11 darkness damage.

      Grizzly bear hits Penis Erik for 39 physical damage.
      Penis Erik casts       Channel Staff.
      Penis Erik's Channel Staff hits Grizzly bear for       13 darkness damage.

      Penis Erik casts       Rune: Manasurge.
      Penis Erik starts to surge mana.

      Penis Erik refocuses the energies of her staff.
      Grizzly bear hits Penis Erik for 36 physical damage.
      Talent Infusion: Regeneration is ready to use.

      Penis Erik casts       Throw Bomb.
      Grizzly bear is on fire!
      Welcome to level 3 [Penis Erik].
      Penis Erik has 3 stat point(s), 1 class talent point(s), 1 generic talent point(s) to spend. Press p to use them.
      You have 1 life(s) left.
      Penis Erik deactivates       Flame Infusion.
      Penis Erik stops surging mana.
      You enter a zero gravity zone, beware!
      From the brink of death you seem to be yanked to another plane.
      Penis Erik hits Grizzly bear for 22 fire damage.
      Penis Erik hits Penis Erik for 26 fire damage.
      Penis Erik the level 3 higher alchemist was boiled to death by herself, providing a free meal to the wildlife on level 2 of Trollmire.
      Saving game...
      Saving done.